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244 pts · October 22, 2016


BS! Repost. Not your pub. Not your hero’s. Be ashamed!

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

I've always understood this to be a myoclonic jerk. It's a survival thing that kept our ancestors from falling out of trees when sleeping.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Looks like I'm approaching my second billion.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

What a sad, pathetic little person you are.

8 years ago | Likes 55 Dislikes 6

Who can dislike Chinese food?

8 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 3

"You get cake. You get cake. Everybody gets cake." - Oprah

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Your post wins.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Happy Darwin Day!

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

That looks like me on Tuesday at Starbucks when they switched my decaf.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Nine more and we can go bowling.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

You really shouldn't have. Because if I saw that on any carI'd be laughing hard.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

What I don't see is any running.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That's why they have condoms.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

You know it's brain is smaller than a grain of rice. Don't you?

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 7

Oh no. You wait until your wife/husband or sig other is asleep and then poor warm ocean water on them. And then they beat you to death.

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

That's a rough I'd like to lose my putter in!

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

Damn paper cuts.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

True. However, a marine mammal coming your way doesn't constitute the one breaking the law in accordance with the Marine Mammal Protection

8 years ago | Likes 26 Dislikes 3

Species: Kissus myassus

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yeah, and your point?

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 6

This is just an abbreviated fact. Messier remains the greatest mountain climber on the planet.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I fear for my species

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

Sheep wins.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Another burgeoning mid-west bromance.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Wish that was my face in there.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

69 years of marriage strikes me more as Stan's legacy than anything else he's ever done in life. But that's just me..

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Another time in 'Merika and them words would have branded him 'uppity'

8 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 2

You go boy!,,

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0