InkwellCap

3958 pts · February 3, 2019


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God, I love the Onion

1 day ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

No, no, democratic women just have bisexual husbands and an agreed upon third wheel twink to tag team. Like God intended.

6 days ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

Judging by the comments not a lot of people caught the text at the end-

1 week ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Honestly I barely understand 80% of the memes you share but it's such a relief to not see the 9 billionth relatable millennial meme dump recycling posts from 12 years ago that I stick around the whole time anyway. I don't care for birds or dinosaurs but here I am

1 week ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Nah I grew up in the south, Oklahoma specifically. Even my city, as neoliberal as ot was, was populated 80% by gen x wannabe rednecks in tucked in dad jeans who refused to acknowledge the existence of the race riots. In 2020 every fucking county was bright red.

1 week ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Personally I have to give it to Babylon 5. Horrifically underrated show, agonizingly relevant today, best written shit ever

2 weeks ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I don't think proper military decorum changes according to fashion trends. Pretty sure it comes down to how much respect the people present hold for the ceremony

2 weeks ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

#5 Barefoot in a KFC is exactly how new species of mold are created

2 months ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Ah, so we DID see the same cuckold furry vore.

2 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Did... did Donald kill him? This reads like he killed him.

3 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Severely disappointed with the lack of goblin twink representation

3 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I have GOT to see what your autistic ass would do with Babylon 5 my beloved

4 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#31 Every time I come across a Babylon 5 meme in the wild i am filled with joy, more people must be irreversibly changed by this show

5 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

If you haven't heard of Babylon 5 I cannot recommend it enough. DS9 took ALL its notes from B5 after the network turned it down

6 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

#35 Nah, too mainstream. ROAR "Copperfield" is the good shit

7 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Motherfuckers are NOT putting beans in their orders

7 months ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

#16 No fucking way they're AI generating memes now when you could so, so, SO easily rob a stock image of a bomb defusal. How lazy can you get

7 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 3

#19 BABYLON 5 MENTIONED!!! We love our esoteric boy Kosh

10 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

#26 I'm sorry, but... Cold Pizza Lunchables never went out of style, and Pittsburgh found a way to modernize it. I am now determined to try the Adult Pittsburgh Lunchable.

10 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I have the Tism so my font has always been Alegreya. At least it fits my vibe

10 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

#1 I think this artist is very rude and an asshole for making the representation for dysphoric thoughts a sexy and cool monster covered in eyes. At LEAST make the thing as ugly and undesired as the thoughts themselves

10 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#20 This really didn't need shitass AI slop, it was enough as a real image

11 months ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

#3 Blarg spotted! Funny arab-canadian man who says some teeeerrible but funny things

11 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

#21 That's basically just Meet the Grahams, absolutely gutwrenching bars

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Johnny was a narcissist and an asshole because as far as he could tell, he was the only one willing to literally nuke the oppressors and at least TRY to turn the world around. I'd be pissed off too

1 year ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

#41 I'm pretty sure this is an audio log in the Talos Principle

1 year ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

#35 They literally explain that the wet bandits cut the phone line, and this was the Ancient Times before common cell phones

1 year ago | Likes 25 Dislikes 1

"Up to EARTH" puts a different stank on it. Last time I checked graves were still on earth

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

#10 The best part of this is "came back up" directly implies he's in hell

1 year ago | Likes 33 Dislikes 2

Shill Gates signed a lot of contracts to put Windows on every goddamn machine, back when the OS was at least good. As in, Windows fucking XP. Since every big computer company packaged Windows, every program was being made for Windows. Thus a contract-laden ouroboros of bloatware and Spyware and constantly spiraling shart was born.

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1