Imagine how difficult it was for all those poor Conservative men before the Internet, when all they had was Promise Keepers (a men-only "weekend retreat" to remind them to be "faithful husbands").
Oh shit! You just connected some 30yr old dots for me. I lived with my 1st girlfriend’s parents in the late 90s. Her older sister’s husband was in that “group”. The older sister would spend the weekend at her parents when he was at the “meetings” and would come onto me so hard that my 18yr old brain couldn’t process it.
Hey, let's not forget the weekend getaways for fishing, hunting, camping, and hiking. And then all of the totally hetero husbands mysteriously develop pinkeye and/or mouth sores at the same time.
"Oh, sweetheart, it's just me and the guys, out in the woods with a ton of booze and free time. It's harmless."
Yes, Geraldine, you got herpes from your man cheating, but not in the way you think; Brokeback Mountain may have been fiction, but it had more truth to it than a stack of encyclopedias.
Oh, I know this one! A lifetime of mental abuse that's led them to believe their only worth is to oump out children and be a quiet, subservient partner to their husband, because a very old book kinda, sort of said they had to.
But we get that too. We just don't use our trauma to traumatize more people, we take our trauma and turn it into compassion and a will to prevent others suffering the same trauma.
A very old book, written by men, in a dead language, and "translated" by other men, hundreds of years later, to reshape the religion around what they want.
The difference is that drag queens look like they're having a great time and living their best lives, while Republican women tend to look like their souls are as lifeless as their plastic faces.
Wasn't intended as an insult (to drag queens), just that the extremely over-the-top, parodic charactures of femininity seen within parts of the drag community come far closer to the maga-face that these women are getting than any women were before every woman in tRump's orbit or RW media were convinced that they needed this look.
ParaSiddha
Psychopathy.
imacmadman
Plastic surgery disasters.
michiyl
Different hair colors, and the ability to think for themselves
Woogyface
a pdf fetish
famtifa
Demented allegiance to a pedophile scumbag
brokehackfourlane
bruises
YouAreTheInsultMaster
These comments are brutal and I love them all
DrewThe3DPrinterGuy
Insert Rich Evans Oh my god what's wrong with your face.
InkwellCap
No, no, democratic women just have bisexual husbands and an agreed upon third wheel twink to tag team. Like God intended.
ImHereToGetDownvotes
Brain damage?
TheDoctorCrankenstein
Plenty of Democrats are bi and polyamorous. The difference is that they aren't ashamed of themselves for who they are.
LespritDeLescalier22
Standards low enough they might as well be speed bumps
Elazull
A vacancy where the soul should be.
ChelVanin
Kids that get molested at bible study camp.
SarcasticComment
a bullshit love story about why their 18 year old daughter is now publicly dating her youth pastor. God called, they answered.
mothmam
This is the best answer
albaboss
My SIL and I were talking about our fears of our children getting molested and both of us agreed not being part of a church helps those odds
MyGreatestFearBoner
Don't think its just the camp where the molest happens
mothmam
Dark roots and bad dye jobs?
NightOwlRally
rcgom
internalized misogyny ?
psstuphere
No education
AverySomething
SECRET Grindr accounts. In liberal relationships they'll have consensual fully informed polyamory with compersion for eachother's successes.
wejustdontknow
A husband who has a folder on his computer that is labelled "taxes" but most definitely doesn't contain anything related to taxes?
gayvillian
Hidden bruises and a future episode of snapped.
Bank accounts linked to criminal activity that were opened in their name so the husband doesn't go to jail.
4 Mexican abortions.
We could play this game all day
AsIWasSaying
Pumped up lips that look like a monkey bum.
Redshadow09
Read the first 2 words and my mind went immediately to "all the other kids with the PUMPED UP kicks better run baby run"
LespritDeLescalier22
Maybe a shellfish allergy
CrisprCAS
All the other chicks with the pumped up lips better run, better run...
fulcrims
lol
an0therthr0waway
With apologies to Foster the People... All the right-wing chicks...with their pumped-up lips... XD XD XD
famtifa
Faster than a monkey bum
ostensiblystupid
Plastic buns in the sun, cash in like you stole it.
Them3OtherGuys
Imagine how difficult it was for all those poor Conservative men before the Internet, when all they had was Promise Keepers (a men-only "weekend retreat" to remind them to be "faithful husbands").
andwings2go
Oh shit! You just connected some 30yr old dots for me. I lived with my 1st girlfriend’s parents in the late 90s. Her older sister’s husband was in that “group”. The older sister would spend the weekend at her parents when he was at the “meetings” and would come onto me so hard that my 18yr old brain couldn’t process it.
DarthWaiterSE
Hey, let's not forget the weekend getaways for fishing, hunting, camping, and hiking. And then all of the totally hetero husbands mysteriously develop pinkeye and/or mouth sores at the same time.
"Oh, sweetheart, it's just me and the guys, out in the woods with a ton of booze and free time. It's harmless."
Yes, Geraldine, you got herpes from your man cheating, but not in the way you think; Brokeback Mountain may have been fiction, but it had more truth to it than a stack of encyclopedias.
sindail
nevernotsure
It's as if their souls was sucked out along with everything else.
canyouflyyousucker
MA-GAWD
NightOwlRally
Cruella DeVille, Cruelle DeVille, if she doesn't scare you, no evil thing will...
darthstormer
Oh, I know this one! A lifetime of mental abuse that's led them to believe their only worth is to oump out children and be a quiet, subservient partner to their husband, because a very old book kinda, sort of said they had to.
FaeVikingPrincess
But we get that too. We just don't use our trauma to traumatize more people, we take our trauma and turn it into compassion and a will to prevent others suffering the same trauma.
TheMightyMollusk
And also memes.
11Weasel11
Do you have her number? I'm trying to break into misogyny . I need that Andrew Tate money. I want to buy my wife a Lamborghini.
wejustdontknow
A very old book written by men!
TheDoctorCrankenstein
They've caused wars, now follow if you can!
Simusar
A very old book, written by men, in a dead language, and "translated" by other men, hundreds of years later, to reshape the religion around what they want.
eromitlab
The same exact garish face?
madnessfromthesea
"If I blow him, he'll love me, right?"
CaveJohnsonHatesLemons
Lol yes. But that republican man doesnt want your lips on it, they want someone a quarter or less of your age.
lurkyloos
Marrred-A-Loga face.
donpat
married-a-nonce face
KnaveOfSwords
The same botched-looking "I want to be a drag-queen" plastic surgery.
TheMightyMollusk
The difference is that drag queens look like they're having a great time and living their best lives, while Republican women tend to look like their souls are as lifeless as their plastic faces.
Toqom
I think they look more manish doing the weird plastic surgery
Stinkybuttpants
Black eyes?
Retrogames
Mar-A-Lago face. So creepy.
hufflesnuff
Imagine accidentally stabbing yourself with a fork and getting a flat lip.
redtruck
Mar-A-Lardo
ArcaneM37
How dare you insult drag queens like that!
KnaveOfSwords
Wasn't intended as an insult (to drag queens), just that the extremely over-the-top, parodic charactures of femininity seen within parts of the drag community come far closer to the maga-face that these women are getting than any women were before every woman in tRump's orbit or RW media were convinced that they needed this look.
TheInternetHasDestroyedUs
@arcaneM37 was clearly joking.
somerandomusernamebecauseididntlikemyoldone
It's why they are so against them, the drag queens just look too good while they look like melted garbage
Magnar1183
Jenner looks botched, and it actually went through the entire proper process!
Dannyalcatraz
They’re sabotaging their strongest competition.
BenderRodriguz1010
Truth
Sodatwigg
Ah yes, the famous look queens, Trixie and Katya 😑