Inhuman87

20325 pts ยท July 31, 2011


Hi, I like bats.

The souls of the wood-carving witches familiars that he absorbed for immortality

2 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

Or gets remotely disabled because you won't pay for a software update

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

All of this nonsense about the panera lemonade... they haven't met people who drink two Reigns in the first hour at work

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Being an atheist, of course someone has

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Screams "I've never fucked someone I viewed as a person"

2 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

Wait til you hear what DNA means

2 years ago | Likes 61 Dislikes 0

Easy listening! Like Rage of the Machine!

2 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

It's not common enough, but the people spouting that hunt/fish/garden bullshit will likely pause or quit after they hear "HOW ABOUT I FUCKING HUNT YOU"

2 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

I'd make sure she stays an inside cat after this however. You can't trust assholes like that to not take more extreme measures at the slightest convenience

2 years ago | Likes 22 Dislikes 0

All I can think of is if he was using live bait, it's -definitely- not on his hook by the time it gets past the shoreline

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

How do you think they get the back wheel to move?

3 years ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 0

Saving this for context & the future

3 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

"Ah yes let me attempt to ruin this girl's rep in a woman's environment via their sex life" just cut a bitch like an adult, c'mon

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

My man is smack dab in the middle of a venn diagram depicting "brave" and "stupid"

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Y'know, that's fair. My apologies bud

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

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This one's an absolute masterpiece

3 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Can I just say, my peep, that arrow down & arrow right combination is the best transition for comment continuation that I have EVER SEEN

3 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 0

For funsies

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Guess what my dude... ghosts & demons aren't real

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 9

Aft refers to the rear-facing direction in aviation

3 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 1

This guy's unhinged. I'm a fan

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

In this vein I also have moments of "if X happened I suddenly wouldn't have to deal with this bullshit right now". Every day

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Would I EVER endanger that by voluntarily going on a space or near space flight to sentence myself to death in eternity? Absolutely not, sir

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Both of these describe my fear of space & death by such to an exact degree. I absolutely don't want my consciousness to end, why the fuck1/2

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#1 there are already suit mods & character model changes available for Spider-Man Remastered on PC. It released on the 12th

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

If I had it my way I wouldn't be required to input a title at all. I just wanna throw a bullshit pic away & have no obligation to it

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

Good*

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0