I miss her.
Completely unapologetic over how needy she is
Paying my backtaxes (in reverse chronological order)
My 11th favorite is from a time when favorites didn't exist yet
Not allowed to take my phone into my office
Camera went off by itself, I'm not a model
My wife got me the best bumper sticker I've ever had
I bought my car 8 thousand miles too late
I hate how much I love this cat
Every fucking day
7.9 years after the video was posted on youtube, I realize that Key & Peel were in Weird Al's White & Nerdy music video
I yelled at (spoke at a slightly elevated volume towards) my cat to stop staring at me all the time, in response she pulls this maneuver.
Well if the mobile app says it's Caturday,
My view right now
My cat is not pleased with me.
Bought a shirt the other day that makes me happy.
At least it only lasted 4 hours
This is Bootsy. She likes sleeping on dirty laundry.
Imgur what are you doing? ಠ_ಠ
The startup screen to Postal 2: Share the Pain. Words to live by.
One of these things is not like the others.
Final form achieved: Ultimate Patriot
Oh deer lord
He's so happy!
Was stuck behind this guy at a stop light this morning
I was gross in college
Ladies. How -you- doin'.