I miss her.

2304

84

133237

Completely unapologetic over how needy she is

23

6

929

Paying my backtaxes (in reverse chronological order)

13

1

243

My 11th favorite is from a time when favorites didn't exist yet

0

0

136

Not allowed to take my phone into my office

5

9

228

Camera went off by itself, I'm not a model

4

2

373

My wife got me the best bumper sticker I've ever had

1532

45

30431

I bought my car 8 thousand miles too late

13

5

69

I hate how much I love this cat

10

2

487

Every fucking day

49

5

515

7.9 years after the video was posted on youtube, I realize that Key & Peel were in Weird Al's White & Nerdy music video

2067

80

7102

I yelled at (spoke at a slightly elevated volume towards) my cat to stop staring at me all the time, in response she pulls this maneuver.

23

1

679

Well if the mobile app says it's Caturday,

8

1

341

My view right now

6

3

383

My cat is not pleased with me.

13

4

415

Bought a shirt the other day that makes me happy.

24

4

45

At least it only lasted 4 hours

32

16

1525

This is Bootsy. She likes sleeping on dirty laundry.

17

12

58

Imgur what are you doing? ಠ_ಠ

7

1

32

The startup screen to Postal 2: Share the Pain. Words to live by.

18

13

4209

One of these things is not like the others.

17

3

38

Final form achieved: Ultimate Patriot

73

29

227

Oh deer lord

4

2

62

He's so happy!

18

1

45

Was stuck behind this guy at a stop light this morning

18

1

44

I was gross in college

6

1

1487

Ladies. How -you- doin'.

49

3

1547