InDogsWeThrust

75428 pts · December 26, 2012


Public Bio: logy

Gesundheit.

20 hours ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Same applies to parenting. Or actually, most social situations. Speak softly but carry a large stick. A large, compassionate stick that can crush deserving enemies.

5 days ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

A knife made from crystalized puss leached from Ebola skin lesions.

5 days ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It's a lectern, not a podium. You didn't win anything and no one will celebrate you. Ever.

5 days ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Speak more concisely, please. This could have been a 10-second clip if you weren’t jerking it to the sound of your own voice.

1 week ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

The audiobook sounds like lonely AI bots trying to communicate

1 week ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 0

Why is each line printed twice, sequentially?
Why is each line printed twice, sequentially?

1 week ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Ooooo, a warning!

1 week ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Didn’t realize you could hear the ocean waves lapping the beach at this depth.

1 week ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Anyone else see a face on that arm? Portrait of George Washington? Or maybe Ben Franklin? Or some other old white dude?

4 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Unless there are other crimes involved, I don't think driving with an invalid license sends you to prison. Or even jail. But who knows in these crazy times.

4 weeks ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

This is what you are clinging to? He has and continues to rape this country both metaphorically and literally.

1 month ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I do apologize, but I cannot listen to that voice. I hear the good things, but man, that is a cartoonishly strong accent.

1 month ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

True, he did not face off with Hitler. That would have been HILARIOUS to watch. I'm picturing a decathlon with Benny Hill music and a lot of blood-soaked face planting.

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I HATE that stupid fucking "fail" noise.

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Idiot. Can't even spell "energized" properly.

1 month ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Bunch o' bros.

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

K, but why the bricks surrounded by gravel on one side and concrete on the other? Front stoop grilling?

1 month ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Hypothesis to be tested: there is a positive correlation between sending emails without proofreading and peadophilia

1 month ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Does Chucky even understand what he is clapping for? He has been one of the very few to be in the position to help and has been anything but helpful.

1 month ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

"This isn't supposed to be a rude question, but I'm gonna make it one..."

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This does not feel right. It feels mocking, manipulative, and torturous to the poor sweet child. She is at the whim of his words and he is purposely making her cry for internet points. She's sweet as hell, you don't need to test her limits to show us that.

1 month ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

As a former Dockmaster who has swept countless docks laden with duck shit, I disagree with your assertion. Duck shit most definitely has a brown component.

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Sir Attenborough has been hitting the helium

1 month ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

"Fair fucks girl"? What?

1 month ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

This was my marriage. Except she didn’t have cool stripes.

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Mountbatten? Really?

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Belt sander on a gold bar… that will add up to some major losses over time. Workers there better start saving their used Kleenex tissues and melting them down.

1 month ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

The term "law" is really being stretched here

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It’s almost like they are trying to be funny…

1 month ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1