Sprouting mango pit. Mother Nature is both beautiful and sexy.
ADD, ADD, ADD, ADD…
For a colorblind, depressed, bipolar II, ADHD, recovering alcoholic father of two little girls who is solo parenting, this gave me a twinge of pride in myself today.
Just released: Tucker Calrson's audition tape for Fox News
"I can taste... your stink..."
Didn't even use her turn signal
I think she’s gonna like it...
3 year old nephew's X-mas ratings: 0 circles = don't want, 1 circle = want, >1 circle = really want
Another unfortunate life situation brought to you by colorblindness
Rye gives the sweetest snuggles
My poor 2nd grade teacher...
His one weakness.
It's important to find friends with shared interests.
Unicorn sighting!
Yet another "Imgur today" commentary
Rye is a superb snuggler.
Good grief.
First day as a 30-year-old. Off to a great start.
This is Rye's guilty face.
Is your butt making too much poo all the time?!
"Hey mom, whatcha doin? Ya workin? That's cool."
♫ You can lick it, you can sip it, you can taste it, I'm talkin' every drip-drop, don't you waste it. ♫
How I imagine yodeling in the old cuntry when I retire.
No longer disabandoned
Started leaving notes from Rye in my wife's lunch before work.
Dr. Mancuddles, at your service...
This little guy has traveled with me through 4 different apartments. Today, I decided it was time.
Rye set a new personal best this morning.
Meat Meniscus
Whelp, looks like I'm gonna be a little late to work today...
ᵈᵒᵒ⁻ᴰᴼᴼ doo-DOO DOO-dooooo
Some ragrets
We are all whores in some ways.
... like there's no tomorrow.
Next time, he'll be ready...
Great, now I'm "That Guy" at work...
Fucking Brian.
Rye was confused by his first red rocket.
I'm not a religious or spiritual person, but I love this message.
Recently made my first original joke. Despite my wife's headaches from chronic eye-rolling, I think I'm funny.
My dad and Oliver after another day's work of restoring my great-grandfather's farm house in Rupert, Vermont
"We're all here because we're not all there"
Connie Carter
Not quite sure what triggered these mammories today.
The cardinal sounds like it laughs at its own bad jokes.
Thank you for being a friend...
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Wife said she wants to start reading the Harry Potter series together in bed tonight.
Why waste paper when you can make your calves smell delicous?
I'm not a smart man.
For some reason I recieve a multitude of friend requests from random Indian dudes each week. This is my favorite thus far.
"Huh? No, I was just itching my leg a bit..."
Gonna have to start closing the bathroom door.
It sure does, Imgur... it sure does.
Just returned home after spending a week with my family. Finally got to have some alone time...
We avoided eye contact and walked to opposite sides of the room in silence.
Feel inside (and stuff like that)