IMadeThisAccountToSay

1666 pts ยท August 27, 2016


I like cats and hot dudes.

New Testament is not the sum of the bible

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 2

I'd be tempted to call your bet but I have crying face atm

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

According to him, he's three years my senior

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Elder Scrolls Online. The guild was mostly pretty open about our ages. We celebrated each other's birthdays and made friendly jibes

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

But what do I know? Not much.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Maybe. We were friends for a little over a year before I caught feelings. He never seemed like that kind of person

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'd feel sorry for his wife since he was on the mmo every night. I've heard his voice, he's neither young nor a woman. I'm only 4/10 so...

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Haha no. No money was ever exchanged, though he once offered to help out during one of my low points

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I'd be fine with that since I'm 4/10

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Feels like being single most of the time...

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yes

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

EE-ther (like "thuh" sound of "the") comes before a word startling with a consonant. I-ther comes before a word startling with a vowel

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 2

"That looks like a bitch to clean"

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

From photorealistic to photoshoprealistc. Seriously, amazing progress. +1

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

...that just doesn't have the same wistful tone, does it? (2/2)

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

The point of literature is not necessarily to be concise. Sure, one could say "kids grow up and realize their parents are human," but (1/2)

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

What a cute little smaug

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I don't believe an alien geneticist would be a good pilot.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

It sucks how media has vilified this disease and other mental disorders.

8 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 0

Your friend is hot

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The "frivolous" lawsuit epidemic was deliberated toted by large corporations to the media

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

Like a brick made of oatmeal

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Sounds like a southerner moving north thing. I moved south and almost everyone thanks the bus driver

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Switchboard

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Ah, so this is what Cadwell sings. I didn't know there was more +1

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It's not even about body fat. It's about the tummy bulging to accommodate our organs when we slouch

8 years ago | Likes 27 Dislikes 2

Jumping applied pressure to her bladder as she peed

8 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 1

seen this thread before. Some actual paleontologists called out OP on not knowing what they were talking about on how the process works irl

8 years ago | Likes 22 Dislikes 0

It looks like a minecraft house after some TNT shenanigans

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Looks like all 16 of them came down on you

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0