17702 pts ยท November 17, 2014
I imagine the cat is just like 'oh my slave is next door, that's nice.' *carries on licking butthole*
That's nothing. My friend once poured that stuff into the halogenated waste container in undergrad labs.
Shhhhh! You can't say that. It's all absolutely fine! *eye twitches as I prepare to swim across to France*
I think half the British population are still not over this. Caught myself almost buying one at a shop once. Then I remembered & put it back
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I know she's a comedian but this is literally how I feel about cats. The only thing standing between me and a house full of cats is my bf
it's going to be 10x worse cos' you also have the bank on your back as well. 2/2
Anyone can be like this tbh. I'd like to own/rent a property someday but I'm not keen on buy to let. If those tenants mess up your house 1/2
As someone renting in the UK a weekly cleaner would be amazing. Cleaning is the worst
"But only exactly 3.5 rubs or I will murder your arm. Then I wish to be fed the finest tuna which I will only eat half of."
I like cats cos you really have to earn that affection. Feels like a achievement. When my cat cuddles up I'm like OMG SOMEONE GET THE CAMERA
I'm really into gaming but I avoid the usual culprits of this (looking at you EA) and put my money towards guys like CD Projekt Red
Radical idea guys but maybe we should just...stop giving shitty game developers/publishers our money. Just support the good ones instead.
Someone do one for cats. I wanna know if my cat can eat the cucamelon I randomly acquired.
Jesus, a cow does that too!? I'm already mentally scarred from the horse one
Saw a dog outside a shop that I super wanted to pet (it gave me the puppy eyes). Didn't pet it cos' it ain't my dog & I ain't got permission
Yep. I find they don't let people merge in heavy traffic but god forbid you get in the way when they want to spontaneously change lanes
Yep. Vote with your wallet as well. Companies soon get the message if profits drop enough
Same for the UK. Living costs highest in a decade and a wage repression on level with Greece. Having a incompetent gov sucks balls
Over here they would've stopped, cuffed the offender and carried on. We sometimes use zip ties for a quick restraint until cuffs can be used
I always find American's take on police interesting. Here in the UK that's straight up excessive force. 1/2
The police are not there to teach a lesson. As another has pointed out that's the courts job
No it's not. Police are trained to restrain not hit (unless extreme violence is being shown). The cop here gave in to his anger. Not good
Reckon it was the really inconsistent stories that may have been a big deciding factor.
We need China to reestablish some control over the NK leadership. Then we can tone down the crazy without risking Seoul
It's a surprisingly (& deadly) easy mistake to make. Motorbikes have such a small profile. It's why high vis is so important
Again that's nothing new. Not sayin' you shouldn't impeach the cheeto but Russia isn't the first to pull this shit
Yep. Iran is how it is now cos' Britain messed with their elections. Middle East is messed up cos' of Europe and the US.
She's absolutely gorgeous. I know that belly showing is a sign of trust but I totally want to stroke it. So fluffy and soft.
We don't drink our beers through straws. If you walked into a pub and drank a beer through a straw you'd get a lot of funny looks
I imagine the cat is just like 'oh my slave is next door, that's nice.' *carries on licking butthole*
That's nothing. My friend once poured that stuff into the halogenated waste container in undergrad labs.
Shhhhh! You can't say that. It's all absolutely fine! *eye twitches as I prepare to swim across to France*
I think half the British population are still not over this. Caught myself almost buying one at a shop once. Then I remembered & put it back
123
I know she's a comedian but this is literally how I feel about cats. The only thing standing between me and a house full of cats is my bf
it's going to be 10x worse cos' you also have the bank on your back as well. 2/2
Anyone can be like this tbh. I'd like to own/rent a property someday but I'm not keen on buy to let. If those tenants mess up your house 1/2
As someone renting in the UK a weekly cleaner would be amazing. Cleaning is the worst
"But only exactly 3.5 rubs or I will murder your arm. Then I wish to be fed the finest tuna which I will only eat half of."
I like cats cos you really have to earn that affection. Feels like a achievement. When my cat cuddles up I'm like OMG SOMEONE GET THE CAMERA
I'm really into gaming but I avoid the usual culprits of this (looking at you EA) and put my money towards guys like CD Projekt Red
Radical idea guys but maybe we should just...stop giving shitty game developers/publishers our money. Just support the good ones instead.
Someone do one for cats. I wanna know if my cat can eat the cucamelon I randomly acquired.
Jesus, a cow does that too!? I'm already mentally scarred from the horse one
Saw a dog outside a shop that I super wanted to pet (it gave me the puppy eyes). Didn't pet it cos' it ain't my dog & I ain't got permission
Yep. I find they don't let people merge in heavy traffic but god forbid you get in the way when they want to spontaneously change lanes
Yep. Vote with your wallet as well. Companies soon get the message if profits drop enough
Same for the UK. Living costs highest in a decade and a wage repression on level with Greece. Having a incompetent gov sucks balls
Over here they would've stopped, cuffed the offender and carried on. We sometimes use zip ties for a quick restraint until cuffs can be used
I always find American's take on police interesting. Here in the UK that's straight up excessive force. 1/2
The police are not there to teach a lesson. As another has pointed out that's the courts job
No it's not. Police are trained to restrain not hit (unless extreme violence is being shown). The cop here gave in to his anger. Not good
Reckon it was the really inconsistent stories that may have been a big deciding factor.
We need China to reestablish some control over the NK leadership. Then we can tone down the crazy without risking Seoul
It's a surprisingly (& deadly) easy mistake to make. Motorbikes have such a small profile. It's why high vis is so important
Again that's nothing new. Not sayin' you shouldn't impeach the cheeto but Russia isn't the first to pull this shit
Yep. Iran is how it is now cos' Britain messed with their elections. Middle East is messed up cos' of Europe and the US.
She's absolutely gorgeous. I know that belly showing is a sign of trust but I totally want to stroke it. So fluffy and soft.
We don't drink our beers through straws. If you walked into a pub and drank a beer through a straw you'd get a lot of funny looks