IIPhoenixII

17702 pts ยท November 17, 2014


I imagine the cat is just like 'oh my slave is next door, that's nice.' *carries on licking butthole*

8 years ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 0

That's nothing. My friend once poured that stuff into the halogenated waste container in undergrad labs.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Shhhhh! You can't say that. It's all absolutely fine! *eye twitches as I prepare to swim across to France*

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

I think half the British population are still not over this. Caught myself almost buying one at a shop once. Then I remembered & put it back

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

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8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I know she's a comedian but this is literally how I feel about cats. The only thing standing between me and a house full of cats is my bf

8 years ago | Likes 24 Dislikes 0

it's going to be 10x worse cos' you also have the bank on your back as well. 2/2

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Anyone can be like this tbh. I'd like to own/rent a property someday but I'm not keen on buy to let. If those tenants mess up your house 1/2

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

As someone renting in the UK a weekly cleaner would be amazing. Cleaning is the worst

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"But only exactly 3.5 rubs or I will murder your arm. Then I wish to be fed the finest tuna which I will only eat half of."

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I like cats cos you really have to earn that affection. Feels like a achievement. When my cat cuddles up I'm like OMG SOMEONE GET THE CAMERA

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

I'm really into gaming but I avoid the usual culprits of this (looking at you EA) and put my money towards guys like CD Projekt Red

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Radical idea guys but maybe we should just...stop giving shitty game developers/publishers our money. Just support the good ones instead.

8 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 1

Someone do one for cats. I wanna know if my cat can eat the cucamelon I randomly acquired.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Jesus, a cow does that too!? I'm already mentally scarred from the horse one

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Saw a dog outside a shop that I super wanted to pet (it gave me the puppy eyes). Didn't pet it cos' it ain't my dog & I ain't got permission

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Yep. I find they don't let people merge in heavy traffic but god forbid you get in the way when they want to spontaneously change lanes

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Yep. Vote with your wallet as well. Companies soon get the message if profits drop enough

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Same for the UK. Living costs highest in a decade and a wage repression on level with Greece. Having a incompetent gov sucks balls

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Over here they would've stopped, cuffed the offender and carried on. We sometimes use zip ties for a quick restraint until cuffs can be used

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I always find American's take on police interesting. Here in the UK that's straight up excessive force. 1/2

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

The police are not there to teach a lesson. As another has pointed out that's the courts job

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

No it's not. Police are trained to restrain not hit (unless extreme violence is being shown). The cop here gave in to his anger. Not good

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Reckon it was the really inconsistent stories that may have been a big deciding factor.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

We need China to reestablish some control over the NK leadership. Then we can tone down the crazy without risking Seoul

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It's a surprisingly (& deadly) easy mistake to make. Motorbikes have such a small profile. It's why high vis is so important

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Again that's nothing new. Not sayin' you shouldn't impeach the cheeto but Russia isn't the first to pull this shit

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 7

Yep. Iran is how it is now cos' Britain messed with their elections. Middle East is messed up cos' of Europe and the US.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

She's absolutely gorgeous. I know that belly showing is a sign of trust but I totally want to stroke it. So fluffy and soft.

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

We don't drink our beers through straws. If you walked into a pub and drank a beer through a straw you'd get a lot of funny looks

8 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 1