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me with my last post... https://imgur.com/gallery/Ummwovm
Nov 5, 2017 1:50 AM
FoxyGucci
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me with my last post... https://imgur.com/gallery/Ummwovm
Maybeyouredumb
WH40k is why I can’t save any money...
stoutde
Avocado toast?
Lizzylamers
I don’t do any of those and was given this phone 3 years ago. But college costs are raping me along with medical bills... so now what?
matthmu350
Straya slab of piss and the crystal pistol will keep yah wallet lookin dry
GadenKerensky
I have a disability allowance and no job. But I save money because I do none of the above. Until I have to get a damn mobility scooter.
WhoSaidYouCouldEatTheLastCookie
I can't save money cause I have no income.
Motherfackinggoddess
Replace all with more fast food and you have me
suckafvck
That is definitely not weed..
GeauxGhoti
Damn it! If I had a little more money, I could afford weed!
OchiDiLupo
Because you aren't cooking Meth, best addition to my portfolio this year.
LinguisticBitch
Weed is cheaper than cigarettes though. :c
tankboy
I don't see any glaring mistakes. Doesn't look extravagant. Have you left out the pictures of the hookers and the cocaine?
I0VE525P00GE
Yeah but the hookers and cocaine are necessary to live....they go without saying.
Elbowdeepinabeepbeepsheep
Pot and smokes for me. Need the weed for depression/anxiety. Smokes were a horrid decision i regret immensely.
howaboutthisonethen
This is life tho. If you don't spend it on at least a few of these, what are you? I'll admit I only do two, but still
LordMatrimCauthon
This is so true for me it's frightening
damnyuoautocorrect
It's legit just that last one for me.
jayskyall
This hurts. Cigs yes beer yes weed no cheap phone good job still broke
MasterBlaster1983
Mine would be video games.
saraleecupcake13
Why the pic of the iPhone?
existentialnihilismagnosticism
just replace the cigarettes with magic cards and this describes me really accurately..
PolarChi
you forgot all the pillheads (recovering addict here) & I'm still watching a few family members spend more than half their income on drugs
OneWildAndCrazyGuy
Fuck you my problems aren't my fault
WowItsNotTaken
I don't smoke, drink, rarely eat a takeaway and have a moderately decent phone at £10 per month...so why can't I save money :(
WiqidBritt
damnit, now I want chinese food
MDavidsonJutland
I discovered weed yesterday. Shit thats even less money.
Showmeyourotters
It eats as much money as you let it. I budget like $20 a month/paycheck and make that shit LAST. Like, 2 grams lasted me 2 months last.
MDavidsonJutland
Me and my friends bought 2.5, we spent 2 days smoking it and we still have 1.5 left. And the guy was generous so im guessing its 2.5 we have
Showmeyourotters
See, when I was making it last that long I wasn't using recreationally very much. I mostly smoked alone, right before meals or bed time, and
Showmeyourotters
would splurge a little on weekends basically. Vape it, then smoke the abv, then save/smoke resin :p Still used daily, but lasted 2 months
UhhhhhNick
If anything smoking weed is the one thing that helps me save money, It has turned me into an introvert and instead of going out and wasting
UhhhhhNick
money on alcohol i just spend $35/month on weed.
ShoarmaSnater
How much weed can you get for $35 in your country (which I assume is America)?
UhhhhhNick
1/2 ounce or ~14grams. I live in Colorado, so its a little cheaper than most places and more readily available since its "legal" here
HomelyBrothel
What quality?
UhhhhhNick
Its good, some of the strains i had were 28% THC. They all had their own tastes. I usually smoked sativa for the less heavy body high
AWildYetiHasAppeared
Replace weed and cigarettes with video games and a GF and we're good
justthoughtyousholdknow
Replace beer with concerts /festivals and fast food with brunch and expensive dinners and you for me.
TapiocaMartini
How about crippling student debt and kids
Aryn240
Do most ppl's gf cost them that much? My girl insists on paying half the time. Won't take no for an answer. I thought many were similar.
asquiiiiiiisha
It’s more that when you date (casually or seriously) you tend to go out more often.
Rizen415
Replace weed for vidgames, and the alcohol for guns & ammo... this would be me
lysani
Games, guns and ammo, and MTG here. Though I don't buy any crApple products so I can scratch that off the list.
kah929
Shit, that's my life right now. Ever since I have gotten a better paying job 6 months ago I've bought so many damn guns. I have a problem.
AWildYetiHasAppeared
Lol that would have been me in my 20s
Normalface
Don't forget to include the barely above minimum wage job. That's usually the foundation for the rest of it.
QuickAttak
the barely above minimum wage job that plays with your hours.so you never know if you can get 2 mcdoubles instead of 1
Tornadotaco
And the avocado toast right?
Normalface
Unable to pay for cable or Internet you have a phone unable to purchase groceries you eat out unable to cope with life you abuse substances
aTokenOfMyExtreme
Excuses excuses, I've lived with a lot less for a long time. No one needs drugs to cope, it's a cop out, unless you have a disorder
Normalface
I've lived with a lot less too but I know the spiral and the struggle is real. No excuses, just statements.
SexDrugsBirdsandRocknRoll
Do drugs to deal with going to work to get food and more drugs so you can keep doing human things. Awful cycle, don't miss it
FartBoxExtract
Narssicism is a disorder you yourself seem to be high on. Not everyone is as righteous and strong as you are almighty god.
ImNotCreativeEnoughForAGoodUsername
I would argue a phone with a half decent internet connection is a necessity, due to how important technology is these days. An iPhone 1/2
ImNotCreativeEnoughForAGoodUsername
might be stretching it but I still think one that can allow you to call, text, and email is vital. 2/2
10percentofthetimeitworkseverytime
Not vital. Listen if your job doesn't pay you enough to be able to maintain a smartphone with unlimited data, you don't really need one.
FustyLugs
The fact your response has gotten down voted speaks to the authenticity of the original post.
10percentofthetimeitworkseverytime
Yep. There's no way to live on a minimum wage. That's a given. But don't tell me you can't survive without a cell phone, weed, and McDonalds
ImNotCreativeEnoughForAGoodUsername
Who said unlimited data? A few gigabytes is enough. Also, that means (without access to another online source) you miss out on online 1/?
ImNotCreativeEnoughForAGoodUsername
applications, news, etc. As for your reply about payment, that is a whole different discussion, way too crazy for 140 characters. 2/2
asquiiiiiiisha
My last shitty retail job was the one where my boss expected to be able to text me about my schedule 24-7.
10percentofthetimeitworkseverytime
Then you should have made your boss pay for the phone.
TheNeverEndingNameHaJustKidding
I would hate to not have one, but I’d imagine one could get by without. As much as it would certainly suck...
Isawapuddytat
It was hard for me to work without one, and I'm a cook. You need it to communicate with co-workers and bosses.
Midgarmerc
ButCanTheyBeatGoku
I must have spent over 5k on yugioh by now
EpogeeDesign
As someone who doesn't understand magic can someone explain the expense and involvement this is referring? Thanks
Midgarmerc
a casual budget deck can run between $20-60. A competitive deck depending on the format will cost between $200-3000
LollipopLich
Get your kids into MTG early, they'll be too poor to afford drugs.
ThatoneQuebecguywhothinkshesCanadian
This is the expert pack right here
CoopDH
What about 40k? Crack in plastic form.
EroticWalrus
Holy shit, this is so accurate!
sora3087
Even building Pokemon decks is a pricey hobby
chuddddd
Cardboard crack
DemonicCarnage
I really need to sell my cards
Chazmyer
Sell your cards you say?
DemonicCarnage
Yeah it's a scarab god card
lysani
Thanks for reminding me that I need to get more boxes for my cards that I haven't been able to sort because of no more room...
ButCanTheyBeatGoku
I must have spent over 5k on yugioh by now
pengu228
I'm probably round the 500-600 mark. Luckily for me I didn't have to pay for my pendulum magicians, buddy gave it to me for my birthday.
ButCanTheyBeatGoku
Now thats a good friend, my friend is actually gonna get me yang zings for christmas this year. Its my favorite deck, I've made it 5 times.
pengu228
I felt bad because i bought him some spyral support for his when the cards were still cheap,i gave it to him it got hit like 2 weeks later
ButCanTheyBeatGoku
My friend just finished building it the day before it got hit, i told him not since it was over %90 of the meta.
filben7
Looks at my briefcase with 15 commander decks.... yep, thats about right.
halfbloodchef
Are there any MTG players on the Big Island on here?
mithiasthetruthug
Same
RedPandasandDepression
5 commander, 2 standard, 3 modern, 3 legacy, 5 pauper.....eeeyup
docileirish
The grand scam is where you say, "I can always sell cards when I need to." But you always do it at like 50% of what you paid. So better keep
jackmiton
Depends on the format. Legacy is pretty easy to sell out of at even or a profit.
bleedth3sky
I like mtgo cause I get bored easily and cards flip for 10-20% less instead of 50% less
Jepalaudsadsin
Actually this isn't true. I have a decent amount of cards that are worth a lot more than I payed for them. I was given cards by a friend to
Jepalaudsadsin
to start. I've maybe spent around $400 on the game, but I could sell cards and make that all back, and still make around $1000.
docileirish
Nicely done. That is absolutely possible, just hard to know. Bannings are always rough too lol
Jepalaudsadsin
They can be, but you also have to realize, a lot of people don't play legit decks when playing for fun. Which the ban might not affect the
Jepalaudsadsin
Cards price, or it could help the price or be detrimental.