IAmRedCyclone

18588 pts ยท October 4, 2015


He is indeed.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Shhh! They'll hear you and get all upset!

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

You simultaneously had and lost me at "flesh eating beetles"

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

I'm very miserly with my upvotes, but you've certainly earned mine today.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

If you took the picture with a cell phone it's probably the lensing distortion, but I like the idea that you're just a giant more. :D

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Is your bread tiny or are your hands gigantic? I can't tell.

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Dying of polio

9 years ago | Likes 292 Dislikes 0

The long game. I like it.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

What alcohols would be in a Stone Cold Steve Austini?

9 years ago | Likes 263 Dislikes 2

I know I was going 15 over, but I didn't run a red light. I can't get a ticket. You told me so on social media!

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Order of preference from best to worst: boiled, microwaved, propane grilled.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 3

Those dead people are ingrates if they don't thank him!

9 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Ugh, apparently not all the Greg's have kept their addresses up to date in our system.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

How is this supposed to hold my tiny drinks, though?

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

This is accurate

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

As a Lions fan, I know a worse one.

9 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

This whole thing is my fault. I planned a Disney vacation for this week. Sorry everybody.

9 years ago | Likes 172 Dislikes 0

It's the side for attaching to the camera, not the front of the lens; what most might consider a "lens cap" would not work for this at all.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

They're pretty snug. They attach the same way as the lens attaches to a camera so they stay on really well.

9 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

I said it once, and I'll say it again: It looks to me like somebody blew it.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Gah nothing feels better than those soapy wipe downs while you're getting tattooed.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

My grandpa taught me how to tie a tie at my dad's funeral.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Looks to me like somebody blew it

9 years ago | Likes 31 Dislikes 1

Looks like a dairy Queen ice cream cake. Happy Father's day, fat stuff.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I was going to laugh at you until I saw that it was from the same year I was born. But you're still older than me, so HAHAHAHA OLD MAN!

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Hey if you're not 100% sure how to do this make sure you throw the boiling hot water AWAY from yourself or others.

9 years ago | Likes 485 Dislikes 0

Probably JUUUUUUST shy.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"FREE AT LAST FROM MY TINY PRISON!! FREEEee... oh."

9 years ago | Likes 102 Dislikes 1

I have a whole fucking room of great hardwood covered in shitty ass asbestos tiles because the 1960s were fucking terrible.

9 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 1

Now it's a jeep, but what was it before?

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0