HumansAreStupid

43 pts · March 27, 2017


I was on a jury in California for someone that was carrying a bat. They will consider it a weapon unless you can prove otherwise.

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Sounds like someone watches AvE. :)

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Unless there was a marked entrance to the lane, the rider was breaking the law too. Had to have crossed the double yellow to enter.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

There’s tons of horror stories from diesel owners because the attendant put gas in their vehicle. Not even skilled enough for that.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

From what I’ve heard, you may not be around to watch everything burn. The extinguishers explode and have killed people.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yes they can. But it takes complete honesty and openness.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

My friends cat is a similar color and around the same age. His nose is doing that too.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I love the sandal flying through the air in the aftermath.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

Hahaha!

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

No, you can crash them. When it happens, it’s usually bad.

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I have a feeling that some of these photos encompass the entirety of that countries Air Force.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

AT&T uses waxed cord and you have to lace it together.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Just look at it from farther away.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You'd think they would learn something by my reaction time hitting that skip ad button.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

At least he used his turn signal.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I knew that due to my debilitating phone cord detangling OCD. I have it with seat belts, too.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Because they're violently bipolar.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

The Japanese Ground Self Defense Force is fairly large and well organized for a small country.

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

My girlfriend said she can fit an entire bottle of wine too. Aww who am I kidding... I don't have a girlfriend.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Ours must be sterile. :'(

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Meh, toddlers have better social skills.

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Parts of the round and the rail vaporize. It's why they haven't gone production with it. Have to replace the rails too often.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

And they get busted for leaving the scene of an accident.

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

And replace them every five years.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

And apparently the females won't ovulate until the lining of their vaginas are torn by those capillae.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

It's something called density altitude. As the air heats up it becomes less dense and increases the apparent altitude.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0