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Resurrectionist
If a cat (big or small) was capable of licking the skin off a creature, they would all be skinless by now. Papillae are for grooming.
ModerateRectalContusion
#1 Nah, I think I'd rather die immediately
CupcakeJuice24
#2 Welcome to morrowind
PersonaAuGratin
Tardigrades turn into "a type of bioglass" - whatever the hell that means
Arsikere
nolittleplans
ISS at 17000mph with 0g's and relative to the earth based on how far up it is. Do 17000 on earth and thats what I'm talking about
SalamifortheSwami
JabbaRanks
I honestly did not know about that Breakout search...
153orderup
The tardigrade is the creature at the end of the movie 'stormship troopers'
MisterOp
Just because they're black?!
DoctorVainglorious
#4 - They *evolved to* not *were designed to.*
TheRealGoddamnLochNessMonster
yifin
It may be racist, but it's also not real.
FernandoRumdebum
Mushrooms came after trees, it's why we have coal (kinda)
TedTheMan
@glossolalienne cool bug.
meesteridle
#2-Earth was Zangarmarsh.
BearForceTwo
i loved that place. Nagrand as well. *stares off into the distance while falsely remembering "better days"*
SalamanderCmndr
Why specify tigers? All felines have them
nixh3x
French fries
mascaralvb
Afraid of suicide? That doesnt make sense
theplagiarist
i gathered it meant that he wanted to die but didnt want to have to kill himself
PositiveRees
I think Mark and Seth got a heads up from Bush.
crann
Also, most of the images found in the "atari breakout" search are of the google images atari breakout search game
Youcanbekittycat2000orwhatever
True, but if you click on one of the links, you can play it. For some reason mine was just images of spaghetti
crann
I was playing it too, and each time i won a round it search something random. I had a lot of dog breed searches
CaptainAnus
I kinda wish Seth Macfarlane wasn't late for that flight.
FlatPlutoSociety
Of the two of them, MacFarlane is the one you'd wish dead?
CaptainAnus
Well neither a great, can I choose both? MacFarlane's face just grinds my gears.
ShesMyWomanNordStyle
His face? Not his ego, voice, personality or inexplicable popularity?
ShesMyWomanNordStyle
Can we settle for both?
pehmis
Fun fact: Male felines also have capillae in their.. well.. you know what.
pehmis
I didn't realize people would actually fact check this, hahahaha I hope you enjoyed pictures of thorny penises.
HumansAreStupid
And apparently the females won't ovulate until the lining of their vaginas are torn by those capillae.
ImprovedLoungewear
mice have taste receptors in their testes & it's possible other mammals do, too, with the genes for taste doing other duties in the body
Resurrectionist
Dogs must not have them, since they seem to have to manually taste their testicles at regular intervals
Retromorphic
Not just dogs my friend, not just dogs.
WallpaperProblems
Arms?
rrsig
Arm tongues?
WallpaperProblems
How did you know that was my fetish?
smoochmysnoot
As do rabbits and some humans..no more internet for me today!
HookerinaHandbasket
*some humans* wut?
smoochmysnoot
I instantly regretted googling that, I'm a little queasy now
Brhino
My grandpa still has a couple working handle fridges. Guess I should check 'em for dead kids.
ThePiedPiperofRuination
Tardigrades survive extreme conditions by forming matrices inside their cells to keep biomolecules in their necessary conformations.
ThePiedPiperofRuination
Sauce: http://www.smithsonianmag.com/science-nature/how-does-the-tiny-waterbear-survive-in-outer-space-30891298/
satAnal
yeah the glass thing sounded kinda impossible
JustAnotherLinkInTheChain
#2 is a theory not a fact.
Diddyu
The giant badgers though, absolute fact.
iamthecallofthevoid
Hence the word "may".
cryogenian
Tommy Chong wants to travel back in time.
Leithoa
Unlikely since most mushrooms break down wood. Fungus in general maybe but still, why have decomposers if there's nothing to decompose.
Beargasm
It says "May have been" so it's a fact that it may have been covered in giant mushrooms?
BanadecCamberbootch
Not really a theory in that context, either. Barely a hypothesis.
gambronus
Utopias is only banned in certain states due to silly laws regulating the maximum %ABV of things classified as beer
TakWriterOfWorlds
Yeah, I looked everywhere for it before I found out about those stupid laws.
ZaphodForgotHisTowel
I believe it's considered a Barley Wine due to the alcohol content
gambronus
It is, but barleywine is officially just a style of beer
MyLifeisaComplicatedDrinkingGame
I've had it. Super hard blackout. Tastes like bourbon maple syrup too.
busybee
Well that sounds delightful.
ruferto
did you drink the whole bottle or something? also username checks out
MyLifeisaComplicatedDrinkingGame
Most of the bottle, and on an empty stomach. Like I said, super hard blackout.
KrustyPartiallyGelatinatedNonDairyGumBasedBeverage
That fridge thing is fucking terrifying
theplagiarist
what am i missing about that having anything to do with the door being magnetic?
FreezeTheBallsOffABrassMonkey
Don't think fridge magnets on the exterior. Think magnetic closing mechanism
tooomanysteves
Ah thanks, that puzzled me too, and I'm the son of a fridge mechanic!
sammygold
I got trapped in one with a friend when we were 5 or 6. We kicked like hell and it popped open. Thank God.
cryogenian
And it's why there are still laws about removing doors from discarded fridges, despite fact that all modern fridges can open from inside.
incubisexual
I cringed. It hit the same fear spot as being buried alive does. Fuuuuuuuck that
ihateeverythingandmore
LePiggy
Its terrifying for me because it's exactly what I would have done as kid, it would be the perfect hiding place
incubisexual
Exactly. Gah.
TraitorousTrump3
Remember it when people say there are too many regulations. Regulations generally exist because people died.
heysniz
Learned about it from Punky Brewster
Acronymicon
Poor Margot
Metalhead47
#1 possibly two or three minutes, as long as you're returned to pressure before your heart stops. Probably with no long term effects.
illbeyourfuckleberry
While we're on the subject of pressure, or lack thereof, def Google explosive decompression and the Byford Dolphin accident. Fun stuff!
Metalhead47
Or don't, unless you enjoy reading about human liquefaction. At least they didn't suffer.
cryogenian
And you don't instantly freeze either.
Metalhead47
Indeed. Most of the *really* unpleasant stuff like that would only happen long after you were dead.
superbob201
When your lungs are exposed to vaccum, gas exchange pulls all of the oxygen out of your blood. (1)
superbob201
Within seconds the brain experiences anoxia, and starts suffering damage. (2)
Resurrectionist
So, keep your mouth closed?
superbob201
Your best shot at surviving is to exhale fully before you are exposed to vaccum to avoid your lungs tearing
Metalhead47
Despite the term, not all brain damage is permanent. Surviving vacuum exposure seems to be tied to cardiac arrest, with little incidence 1
Metalhead47
of *long-term* damage as long as one is returned to pressure (and treated) before the heart stops. Based on research & human experience. 2
protostar777
What human experience?
Metalhead47
There's others too, but damned if I can find them, now. Alot of it is animal research, too.
Metalhead47
Jim LeBlanc. Exposed to vacuum for 30 seconds (unplanned) during a space suit test. Survived with no problems.
GlassCannon570
Even if your heart stops before you're returned to a pressurized environment, an AED and a blood transfusion should fix that.
Metalhead47
In all the case studies, even with attempted resuscitation, heart stop=death. No one/thing ever came back from that.
GlassCannon570
Quite a few actually. Heart stop equals clinical death, not full death. The brain remains alive.
Metalhead47
Right, what I'm saying is that, in cases of *vacuum exposure*, there's no example where anyone/thing came back after their heart stopped.
GlassCannon570
Challenge accepted.
terriblyinappropriatethoughts
#1, next on myth busters...
DonteHaversham
It'll be the opposite of the myth where the scuba suit loses pressure. That shit was so gnarly. Gruesome but gnarly
HereIGoLurkingAgain
True, but you won't be conscious for most of it.
Arsikere
"oh shit, nah it's more like 30 seconds."
GlassCannon570
Fun Fact: Mythbusters will be rebooted in 2043, and will star [REDACTED] and [REDACTED].
SirAvocadoMan
Mythbusters will be hosted by the Foundation?
GlassCannon570
No, I just can't say because these algorithms don't say names.
AnIrishLegendaryPhotographer
If anyone could do Mythbusters without Jamie and Adam, it'd be The Foundation. Someone call Dr. [REDACTED] and Dr. [REDACTED]
SirAvocadoMan
Maybe they'd finally manage to deal with some of the heavy hitters at least