Hellreader

3134 pts ยท April 22, 2013


I know, I'm pretty lame.

My cat stole a Guinea fowl while it was in the oven. Bird was bigger than her, since she was still a kitten.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

And they're not rapistscontrary to dolphins.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

My favorite quote from my translation teacher : "There is nature there, it's dangerous. No, seriously, don't go . Ever."

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I have this shit and an anxiety disorder . My scalp and ears are flaky skin and I have a patch on my deck in the shape of a dick...

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Some government tried to make it happen. Germany, 1933, the aliens were the Jews.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'm thinking Bran. Dany is the fire of the dragons, Jon is Targ-Stark-fire and ice and

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Bran is a Stark, said to descend from the Night's King himself, so Ice of the North.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Targaryen style, the Lannisters were just copycats!

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Also, isn't there a thing about Starks being descendants of the Night's King? Yup, definitely ice.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

If the third rider is Bran, it adds up. He's a Stark, the North is in his veins.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Also, hygiene? Dogs can be carriers of some diseases, or ticks even for a short period of time, limiting the risks is hard...

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Yours, yes. Some dogs can't be trained to do this no matter how much effort you put into training.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Bringing a dog to a place full of food?

9 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 3

Well, Canada is still in America.

10 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 4

I missed Alice Cooper because I was too tired ><

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I saw Alestorm at the Hellfest last year. It was awesome. Going to see Korpiklaani this year.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

A light breeze, I guess.

10 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

"Human, you will NOT ignore my plaintive meows . You will suffer through them, 'tis your punishment for my unlawful incarceration" Kat-Kat

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Probably someone who pumped himself full of marijuana.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I am on the tall-ish side. I can't hear you if I don't lean a bit towards you, I have a hard time understanding speech.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Even when the lil' fucker ate some instant broth cube thing and puked all over your nice hardfloors.

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I can only speak for myself, but anything looks more regal than my cat when wet. She looks like a mutated rat of some sort.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I simply love how it stops and turns to see what is following. "Yes, may I help you good sir?" (It's a Britich possum, so sue me.)

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

It appears you have adopted a Wookie, sir.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

The War Doctor is a normal regeneration. He just wants to forget he ever had to make this choice and only starts to accept it now.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It doesn't matter how many socks you buy : only the shitty ones will last through washings.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

TIL Dumbledore was right.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

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10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Yup. Human soup is apparently delicious.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Mine just uses my knee or belly-fat to stay dry and drinks straight from the tub.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0