HamCandy69

115 pts · December 13, 2016


Never forget

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You fucking tease

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

So now you got free food and ditched that bitch, win win if ya ask me

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yea they can fly with absolutely no direction, i can fly too if i shove enough fireworks up my ass

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Holy shit i know someone like this, Jay is that you??

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Then i remembered plastic exists and i lost

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

As a stoner I actually made it a challenge to my buddies of what couldn’t turn into a pipe

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

People will say this and then say an IPA tastes better even though it tastes like a leather boot

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

He was the town engineer, as an extroverted civil engineer i can say the majority are pretty boring

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Okay, elephant in the room here... whats the new month to be called?

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Bum budadumdumdumdum

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Lol

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

What happens?

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Dress Code, now i get it...

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

+1 for “fuck outta here”

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Evil morty theme*

7 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Pibbles*

7 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 4

Would

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

the best one

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

THEY KILLED DOCTOR OCTOPUS!

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Half the dragon Ian, Half!

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Memba lower pain pain!?

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I CANT STOP!

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Well if you need OT money then a detective will always be a traffic cop

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

As a fit guy, up top solid as hell. Tore my ACL a few tears ago, now my squat form has been shit ever since

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

It never really says but its smart to assume that, lets just appreciate the joke she made

8 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 1

I bet this is a good way avoid small talk with the kids

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I always wondered... how plumbuses got made

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That shit was beautiful, is that Socrates?

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0