ActionJohny
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Mar 27, 2018 12:00 PM
ActionJohny
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sunyudai
I'm interested in reading this essay.
nafun
"Florida! Florida! Why is my name Florida?!? That's the name of a state!"
LittlemissEm
I always thought he was describing either separate girls or separate occasions
iluvbunbuns
After reading the lyrics, I think they are admiring the same girl on 2 different occasions. Nite 1 she had boots/fur & nite 2, reeboks
pupsterrr
I want to see this drawn!
Idrinkforevil
This needs to go o the page where the guy draws the top comment and this needs to be drawn
jasonSuperFlyer
The whole club would definitely be looking at her.
RudyCrown
It’s actually T-pain who sings about the girl, sooo hypothesis invalid
PeopleSeemToHaveLongNamesOnImgur
Knowledge bomb dropped.
Fauxcused
There was a reason the whole club was lookin' at her.
rainballs
I thought it was cause she assaulted the floor like a lunatic
Sebula
The dude was wearing the sweatpants and the Reeboks with the straps.
ridge
With the straps!
TheMightyJoe
and it’s T Pain
rudejohn
Flo Rida album & primary artist but yes T-Pain sang the hook (and co-wrote the song): https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Low_(Flo_Rida_song)
Solkanarmy
I always thought he was called Flow Rider O_o
ILogInToUpvote
That would make more sense than naming himself after the worst state.
KymicsuMIX
i think he is actually from florida
tabbywingcat
It's a play off of the state he is from, Florida becomes Flo Rida
Asdfjlk
If you notice, Mr. Rida's name, when put together, spells "Florida" - pretty neat stuff!
MithridateEupator
Coincidence I assure you. Mr. Rida was named after a prominent insurance sales woman.
icrievrytim
"in this essay I will" may be one of the worst if not the worst way to start an essay
PeopleSeemToHaveLongNamesOnImgur
I've always hated it. It's like the basic bitch of essay writing.
randawg
In conclusion...
ActionJohny
She started the essay with the reason for the essay. I see no problem with it.
icrievrytim
But there's much better ways to do so than "In this essay I will"... Sounds like you're in 6th grade.
ActionJohny
True, but I feel like with a hypothetical essay I don't really see the problem.
imgurianitarian
chimchim666
which ones are her real legs at the front or the back?
zackofspades
sentientseven
Hyippy
That depends did you sleep with the girl in the pic. If so probably an std
TheAgilitizer
themostirreleventnameintheworld
Is that Melania?
JobbyJabber
Looks like Jordan....
Hyippy
MyFavouriteHoodie
Katie Price
Hyippy
OverlyComplicatedExplanations
She will what, WHAT?
SickOfThisCessPool
In the butt
TheZulthar
Baggy sweatpants and reeboks is him i believe
OverlyComplicatedExplanations
No, no, the tweet, it ends with "in this essay I will" that's what I'm referring to.
PepperoniPizzaSlice
She’s going to assume the girl in question is a centaur, in this essay she will do that
PokoOnoandtheJamJams
This actually describes a Slavic scene where the girl is in normal garb and sat on her heels
JustAReallyConfusedDuck
It's called: "the slavic squat"
YharnamsFinest
Not at all. She wears Reebok not Adidas, no true Slav wears Reebok. Three stripes every day.
bud467
Adibas
KLUSTENATOR
But she wasn't quite good at doing so because she hit the floor (she hit the floor)
ImmenseOreChasm
Next hing tou know. Shawty got low LOW low lowlowlow
yarow12
Why'd she sit on her heels?
Ssssssssssss
It is what Slavs train for.
MikeTheScientist
The Slav squat
youcancallmesusanifitmakesyouhappy
She was slavin it
FriendlyGodlessHippie
It’s how them Slavs do
Sayahbnananana
vampirehedgehog
"I'm Blyatman!"
MasterGed
imgurgud
ISayFuckAllTheTime
I feel like human knees don't fuckin work that way
imgurgud
Slav knees are of a different breed.
SirMora
That's not human
VardtheBard
He's the one wearing the sweat pants and reboks......
MrJitterfingers
not adidas? сука блять!
maggooo
Thank you!
Madchant
Yep, Reeboks with straps are men's basketball shoes.
HamCandy69
It never really says but its smart to assume that, lets just appreciate the joke she made
cousteau
So they're two people in a centaur costume?
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ElmsiGreen
In what possible way is that a joke?
VardtheBard
Oh......
TinyBiscuits
Dont worry hes wrong
sapajmmaam
No its not
Nibbets
What was it?! I want to feel part of something'
supersomatic
No... its not.
jigoes
What did we all miss here?
easybrz
DingleBerryJane
TheThoroughbredOfSinBadHorse
He was?
IBiteTheOnesILove
No.
VardtheBard
That's always the way I sang it
CaptGunpowder
Unless they're Reebok fur boots with straps
iluvbunbuns
Please, someone draw these shoes!!
CaptGunpowder
https://imgur.com/3VvxrG4
moonshadowkati
It is stated in the song that he is also wearing jeans. "My jeans full of guap and they ready for shones."
maggooo
Full of gauc? Was he at chipotle?
tryingtobefunnybutfailing
Wasn't that Flo-rida and not T pain?
moonshadowkati
That's true, T-Pain never says what he's wearing, I suppose. It would still be quite odd to throw that in the middle of ogling women though.
Gray808
What is that in English?
moonshadowkati
Not a clue!