You don't take a dump, you leave a dump.

Jan 29, 2018 11:53 AM

Largehairybaconfish

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Foster dog tax. This is Suzanna. She's a professional napper and a drama queen.

8 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 0

MAGA LOL!

8 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 4

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#45 is accurate as fuck

8 years ago | Likes 37 Dislikes 1

One can only hope.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

#2 #TooSoon

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

when i invade Russia

8 years ago | Likes 29 Dislikes 1

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8 years ago | Likes 27 Dislikes 5

#10 http://images.nickjr.com/nickjr/properties/peppa-pig/peppa-pig-1x1.jpg

8 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

i hate that i know what that image is referencing...i think

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Didn't trump try to run for president in 2000?

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I stole some of these

8 years ago | Likes 69 Dislikes 0

ANNNNND ASHLEIGH!! (I saved & sent to several people.) This is how I remind heathens how to spell my name.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It's ok. I stole all of these at one point.

8 years ago | Likes 29 Dislikes 1

a sincere F U for allowing my eyes to look over the steve Irwin image

8 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

HOLY SHIT. THIS ONE...oh man... this is my life lately. :-(

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

+1 for zelda memes

8 years ago | Likes 90 Dislikes 0

Also +1 for 2nd breakfast

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I thought #9 was a Zelda 1 reference at first but then I remembered that you get the Red Ring when you're already in Death Mountain

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

I love going all motocross on everything in see thanks to the new dlc for BotW.

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

#27 who puts ketchup on their waffles??

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

If you haven't seen Stranger Things: Eleven (the girl shopped on the bottle) loves Eggos and gets a bloody nose when she uses her abilities.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Amazing. Just amazing.

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

Suzanna is one pretty dog.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

This is a glorious dump. Well done fellow internet citizen

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

wow i have not seen many of these +1

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Suzanna is adorable! She looks like our dog Pebbles. Lab/Viszla mix?

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Not really sure what her mix is but she definitely has some lab in her!

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

#20 Fun fact: those silica packets say DO NOT EAT because they're a choking hazard, not because they're toxic

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

As the only employee under 30 at my job #16 knows my pain

8 years ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 2

At 34 I am the youngest at my 22 years. It's terrible

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'm 51, and know what a meme is. Now get off my lawn.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This right here is a quality dump. I'm gonna be stealing many of these.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

#5 is he hoping we forgot he ran for president in 2000? Seriously?

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

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8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

And 2008? Is that what you're saying? Because I did forget about that, but still, now he's double wrong.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

He forgets to fact check himself.

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

It was cool and nice little steaming dumperoo till it hit nr 30 then these became way too weird. Get me out.

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

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Something unique! This makes my morning happy

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

#2 too soon man.

8 years ago | Likes 182 Dislikes 0

Way too damn soon!

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

I fucking lost it on #2!

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 3

Fucking savages.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That’s the only thing I came here to say.

8 years ago | Likes 28 Dislikes 0

It's gonna be okay. He will become more powerful than the ray could ever imagine.

8 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 1

This one hurt.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It certainly hurt Steve

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You know this made me look when it happened up, and it was 4th September, 2008. ... It's been over 11 years now. Jeeze.

8 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 4

2006*

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You're correct, I goofed on the type, my bad.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Your math may be a bit off there

8 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Sorry, not my math, my typing. It's actually 200-6-, not 2008. My bad.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It's still too damn soon!

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Plumbus on a plum bus

8 years ago | Likes 825 Dislikes 2

Repurposed shleem :"D

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i came here to post that, so +1 for you instead

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

OK, still...wtf?

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Rick and Morty season 2 episode 8

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

But they’re the same word, bad meme

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

realtalk, who does not know a plumbus or how it is even made

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I always wondered how they made those things

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

P.S. you can totally eat silica. They’ve been lying to us for years.

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Thanks!

8 years ago | Likes 101 Dislikes 0

I always wondered... how plumbuses got made

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I was like... "air sac on a cherry bus?"

8 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 1

I thought, Herpes Penis puss on a purple peach ass bus.

8 years ago | Likes 30 Dislikes 0

Close

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

You're fired.

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

When I feel dumb for not getting a pun always cruise the comments to find that person who helps others like me. You da real MVP.

8 years ago | Likes 66 Dislikes 0

What is #47 all about?

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

It's a plumbus from rick and morty, and it is on a plum bus: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eMJk4y9NGvE

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Plumbus on a plum bus

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Help me out here. Toe tap a flea?

8 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 0

No

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Bone up the teeth!.... yeah, idk

8 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

Bon appetit

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Napoleon Bonaparte

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Osteoporosis (bone atrophy)

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Thanks everyone. Would never have got anywhere close to the answer!!!

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

There have been jokes about people staying stupid shit on Twitter, like "bone app the teeth" instead of "bon appetit".

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

but....why.

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

if ya havent seen the show, that character bleeds from nose a bit.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

And loves Eggos.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

No flipping duh. The why was for ketchup on fking eggos.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#34 is my favorite, and I want to show it to everybody, but there's nobody in my life that would understand it :'(

8 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

Macarana works also

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It made me laugh!

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Me too! It's such a bummer none of my friends will get this.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

At least we have all have each other in this little corner of the comments

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

So, what you're saying is, Youra oneof kind.

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Haha yeah, I guess so! Part parakeet and hot dog!

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I don't know the song. Help me out, please?

8 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Indian Outlaw by Tim McGraw

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

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https://youtu.be/MLCa0IS0kaI

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Much obliged.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yeah, I'm not sure how many people got that one. But I liked it too.

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I didn't get it. Could you please explain the joke?

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

https://youtu.be/MLCa0IS0kaI <- the song

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Thanks.

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"I'm an Indian outlaw / Half Cherokee and Choctaw / My baby she's a Chippewa." Only makes sense to the music of "Indian Outlaw" by

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Tim McGraw

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Thank you

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Who the fuck uses tomato ketchup on waffles?

8 years ago | Likes 515 Dislikes 3

Someone about to put fried chicken on top

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

heathens and sickos

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It's a reference to the show.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Mouth breathers

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I know

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Depends how many eggs are involved

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Listen, it's a crust. Top it with hash browns, bacon, and a fried egg. Bone anime!

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

my mom when she takes shit too literally

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Elle loves eggo waffles - hence her blood on waffles

8 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 1

Exactly what I was going to write when I made it down here. Most disturbing thing in the whole post

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Who specified what kind of ketchup?

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

the same lunatics that eat cereal with water.

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I was so relieved that this was the top comment

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Heretics

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Bruh, you dont even know hoe soul crushing it was to see such a thing

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How*

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It's just a heckin joke fren

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Then what kind of ketchup SHOULD we be putting on waffles

8 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 0

Maple tree ketchup.

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The ketchup made of... maple syrup? T-thicken it up with... Butter? I hope I never see such a thing in my lifetime.

8 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 0

The same ppl that put it on their macaroni

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And mashed potatoes

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and french fries

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If tomatoes are fruit, then ketchup is jam.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

just a heads up there is more than 1 flav of ketchup. tomato is most popular.then mushroom. then pickled fish for some reason. so no not jam

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

The same people who eat kit Kats without breaking the pieces

8 years ago | Likes 142 Dislikes 3

But fun-sized don't count, right?

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I didn't know that was even an option.

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

I eat kit kats how i want thank you very much and even I dont put ketchup on waffles

8 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

Dude I'm not even sick enough to eat ketchup on waffles

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Name checks out, it's great

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Ketchup is evil. Especially on hot dogs.

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Tbh same (except for the hotdog part) i don't see how people can put ketchup on steaks and pasta and stuff and stillenjoy them

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Maybe they are potato waffles. Ever had potato waffles? Potato waffles are the shit

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

You mean hash browns?

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Nah, friend. Potato Waffles:

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Those are not potato waffles!

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Prove it.

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Is non-tomato ketchup okay?

8 years ago | Likes 47 Dislikes 0

Place near me makes pretty awesome blueberry and raspberry ketchup. I assume there're tomatoes in there too, but definitely unique flavors.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I got me some banana ketchup in the Caribbean. Good stuff

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Blueberry ketchup is decent on waffles. (Yes that's a thing)

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The only other kind of ketchup I can think of is mushroom ketchup and that would probably be pretty bad too.

8 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

There's also Banana Ketchup in the Phillipines

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Ew, what the fuck? That's a thing?

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