HaliRyan

632 pts ยท March 22, 2015


Awww, she looks like a sweetheart. Unfortunately I'm nowhere near you.

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Yep, this about sums up my attempts at flirting.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Man, scammers don't even try these days.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Kobe Bryant must have antifreeze for blood.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

dTortoise/dTurtle = lizard?

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Wtf, how the hell did you two get MORE attractive by aging 25 years? That's just not fair.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Never. Pooping. Again.

10 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Yep! They're not cheaper though, these things mostly run on bunker fuel. It's dirty as hell but is pretty cheap.

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

So if it sneezes it's a pik-achu?

10 years ago | Likes 25 Dislikes 2

I have to ask... was this not a warning sign before you married him?

10 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

That tub is glorious, I want one.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

All boxes of anime names need to be replaced with 'Neon Genesis Evangelion'

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 7

This really should be the top comment

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Really? Cause as a man if my boss wore this dress I'd compliment him on his bravery.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 3

This is my test for new activities. Before starting I ask myself 'would a black dude do this?' and if not, I know not to. Not dead yet!

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

A girl I worked with in high school's father died after falling into an industrial word chipper. I thought it was a joke when I first heard.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

If the guy is your brother, that's totally acceptable. Otherwise it's going to come off as you thinking he's gross.

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Oh if only this were true.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I can't exactly put my finger on why, but Lady Gaga frightens me. Like if I'd seen her as a small child, I'd have had nightmares about her.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

<- Layman with no biology knowledge. Why can't you?

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I'd totally take that over consistent rejection when you put yourself out there. That shit's rough.

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Never before have I been so profoundly glad to have been a C-section baby.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Obviously she was right, you shouldn't have loved her at all.

10 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 1

I don't think it's feminist critiques that bother people. It's this particular woman.

10 years ago | Likes 25 Dislikes 9

Hornussen looks AWESOME! Why is this game not played everywhere?

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

... Do you have a sister who's single?

10 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 1

Generation swagger lookin' pretty fine over there.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

To be fair, the vast majority of people distracted by the whole Jenner thing wouldn't've paid attention to any of these anyway.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Weird, I always thought deaf people weren't allowed to drive since they can't hear car horns or the sirens of emergency vehicles

10 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

Yeah, it's diverged more and more. This season's been pretty weak too imo, with the exception of episode 8.

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0