632 pts ยท March 22, 2015
Awww, she looks like a sweetheart. Unfortunately I'm nowhere near you.
Yep, this about sums up my attempts at flirting.
Man, scammers don't even try these days.
Kobe Bryant must have antifreeze for blood.
dTortoise/dTurtle = lizard?
Wtf, how the hell did you two get MORE attractive by aging 25 years? That's just not fair.
Never. Pooping. Again.
Yep! They're not cheaper though, these things mostly run on bunker fuel. It's dirty as hell but is pretty cheap.
So if it sneezes it's a pik-achu?
I have to ask... was this not a warning sign before you married him?
That tub is glorious, I want one.
All boxes of anime names need to be replaced with 'Neon Genesis Evangelion'
This really should be the top comment
Really? Cause as a man if my boss wore this dress I'd compliment him on his bravery.
This is my test for new activities. Before starting I ask myself 'would a black dude do this?' and if not, I know not to. Not dead yet!
A girl I worked with in high school's father died after falling into an industrial word chipper. I thought it was a joke when I first heard.
If the guy is your brother, that's totally acceptable. Otherwise it's going to come off as you thinking he's gross.
Oh if only this were true.
I can't exactly put my finger on why, but Lady Gaga frightens me. Like if I'd seen her as a small child, I'd have had nightmares about her.
<- Layman with no biology knowledge. Why can't you?
I'd totally take that over consistent rejection when you put yourself out there. That shit's rough.
Never before have I been so profoundly glad to have been a C-section baby.
Obviously she was right, you shouldn't have loved her at all.
I don't think it's feminist critiques that bother people. It's this particular woman.
Hornussen looks AWESOME! Why is this game not played everywhere?
... Do you have a sister who's single?
Generation swagger lookin' pretty fine over there.
To be fair, the vast majority of people distracted by the whole Jenner thing wouldn't've paid attention to any of these anyway.
Weird, I always thought deaf people weren't allowed to drive since they can't hear car horns or the sirens of emergency vehicles
Yeah, it's diverged more and more. This season's been pretty weak too imo, with the exception of episode 8.
Awww, she looks like a sweetheart. Unfortunately I'm nowhere near you.
Yep, this about sums up my attempts at flirting.
Man, scammers don't even try these days.
Kobe Bryant must have antifreeze for blood.
dTortoise/dTurtle = lizard?
Wtf, how the hell did you two get MORE attractive by aging 25 years? That's just not fair.
Never. Pooping. Again.
Yep! They're not cheaper though, these things mostly run on bunker fuel. It's dirty as hell but is pretty cheap.
So if it sneezes it's a pik-achu?
I have to ask... was this not a warning sign before you married him?
That tub is glorious, I want one.
All boxes of anime names need to be replaced with 'Neon Genesis Evangelion'
This really should be the top comment
Really? Cause as a man if my boss wore this dress I'd compliment him on his bravery.
This is my test for new activities. Before starting I ask myself 'would a black dude do this?' and if not, I know not to. Not dead yet!
A girl I worked with in high school's father died after falling into an industrial word chipper. I thought it was a joke when I first heard.
If the guy is your brother, that's totally acceptable. Otherwise it's going to come off as you thinking he's gross.
Oh if only this were true.
I can't exactly put my finger on why, but Lady Gaga frightens me. Like if I'd seen her as a small child, I'd have had nightmares about her.
<- Layman with no biology knowledge. Why can't you?
I'd totally take that over consistent rejection when you put yourself out there. That shit's rough.
Never before have I been so profoundly glad to have been a C-section baby.
Obviously she was right, you shouldn't have loved her at all.
I don't think it's feminist critiques that bother people. It's this particular woman.
Hornussen looks AWESOME! Why is this game not played everywhere?
... Do you have a sister who's single?
Generation swagger lookin' pretty fine over there.
To be fair, the vast majority of people distracted by the whole Jenner thing wouldn't've paid attention to any of these anyway.
Weird, I always thought deaf people weren't allowed to drive since they can't hear car horns or the sirens of emergency vehicles
Yeah, it's diverged more and more. This season's been pretty weak too imo, with the exception of episode 8.