Grootality

10775 pts ยท December 24, 2014


I am Groot

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9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

8-10 min. I soothed a fire elemental's soul with my lute, just to be knocked unconscious into a pool of water by party member freaking out.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Guess I'll be seeing this on the front page within a few days

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It's as if Fox News is trying to make the left wing look retarded or something...

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

I'd be pretty embarrassed to have a friend that uses red letters on a neon yellow sign too

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

"it's not about the bragging rights you get about what you get the other person..." proceeds to boast about what they "did"

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

You're gonna tell me a college student has enough money for a keurig and not food more decent than Cup O Noodles?

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

DAAAAMMMNN YOU SUUUUPEERRRR MAAAAAANN!!!!

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Whatever floats his boat is fine

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Ukraine would argue otherwise

9 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

No that's a patty melt

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I'm genuinely surprised by the lack of penises

9 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

#IllBeBach

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I love nuggers

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Good ol' fashioned irony

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Aaaaannnnddd that's why you don't tailgate, especially as a semi or bigger vehicle

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

No he is a "clown-like performer"

9 years ago | Likes 39 Dislikes 0

Personally think if you can't finish the coffee, black, then your coffee blend is bad or stale.

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

I noticed that she kept the cap on her toothpaste, you know who does that? A SYNTH!!!

9 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Deborah has got some big feet

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Dude Perfect IRL

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Thrall laughs at your puny human rosary

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

"Girl I smell that pussy across the room There's no disrespect, they could make that shit perfume" - Lil Dicky

9 years ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 0

She's a thespian from Lesbos, so her title becomes Lesbian, but is still a lesboneian

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

O-O-O--O'REILLYYYYYYY's

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

When you find a wholesome vault of DEUS VULT v

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 3

Maybe it was a test cause you know she is a Beyblade hero...

9 years ago | Likes 41 Dislikes 1

9 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0