Lorendell
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GadenKerensky
I have noticed that albums now appear to use the final picture in the dump as the thumbnail by default.
linkyu
#14 isn't that called fraud?
SonOfTheShire
#23: That doesn't make sense to me, but then again, you are very short.
mormacil
Just crush your garlic gently, no microwave needed...
drickanderson
Those chopsticks would crush the hell outta my sushi
monkaypants
My brother did #14
- they stuffed like 20 tickets into the sleeve and he didnt know for a while lol
divitu
I'm prett sure that's the only illegal one in here.
flautista2013
But if you use soda the cake will be flat af
aaronthebaron1
Look at how flat that cake is! Yeah, probably not doing the soda thing.
Shewy92
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Victorious23
So uh... how good is Slader
linkyu
Meh. It's hit or miss apparently.
illmx
I demand @op test all of these life hacks and post results
shimmernshine
#2 Cup noodles were invented by a guy who saw office workers cooking instant ramen in coffee cups using hot water from the coffeemaker.
NZSheeps
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Nikagor
Not to mention that I kinda do not want a person to constantly rub and touch stuff I want to eat.
Lorendell
But look at the delicate hands. This was a love touch. He loves cake
Titanslayerzeus
Those two middle ones are going to get someone into some trouble.
Lorendell
Then show them this dump
illtaketheringtomordor
"making a cake usually requires a cake mix...." ugh
Kamekami23
Every textbook ever my foot. They don't have my quantitative human physiology book on there.
SlightlyFig
Why would you want a ramen grilled cheese sandwich though?
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bartyartu
It is the true essence of college student cuisine
ForcedLaughter
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BubbleConglomerate
To eat with your cold mashed potatoes
uvwaex
Marijuana and cheese and no bread or butter
KCBeard
Why not?
woofwoofus
Yeah, let me just make a chocolate cake with freaking 7up in it. Christ Helen...
AngryFennec
#23 yeah, dont forget to cross your arms because short people like to bite nipples
IsmokedAweedOnce
I laughed STUPID hard at this.... good thing I work alone....
Ceomin
Its cause we can't reach the neck.
Lwfc
As a short person, can confirm.
SoloPhoenix
I bent down to hear a stranger in a nightclub once. Fucker shoved his tongue in my ear.
FreshWater13
#8 what? Why would I trade some fat for fucking 70g of sugar? That's retarded.
voulge
Because you have no butter, eggs or oil in your kitchen *cries college student tears*
ShrubNinja
Not to mention the cake would probably be awful. I don't imagine it would hold together very well like that.
ottotravel
I had a dog who would get so pissed if I was looking when she pooped.
IThinkYouGotAFineBrainJack
That's because you should be looking out for enemies.
ohyouhere
Cut the fat in industrial cake mix by adding sugar water!! So healthy!!
mariomario42
Gee, I don't want to whisk caramel for 5 MINUTES, let me boil a fucking can for 3 HOURS
pdbravo
They sell those tins already caremalised; boil it for three hours, or just buy the tin next to it on the shelf.
MiasmaCorrigan
and it didn't even say how to get the can out afterwards, so good luck with that shit
WickedWitchoftheMidwest
the cans dont dissolve and make the whole pot caramel? what a rip off!
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JoblessJimbo
Seems like a terrible idea. If the can is unopened it can build pressure and turn into a boiling rocket of death.
MadameCleo
You have to make sure the can is well covered with water all the time, so not only boil it, but also watch it for 3 hours ...
Rin007
Nah. No need to watch the can. Just put a cloth on the bottom so it doesn't touch the can and come back 3h later to delicious spread.
Duceinton
My mum used to do it all the time, until she let it boil dry. Carmel explosion blew a hole in the ceiling and third degree burns for her
GoliathSkittles
Yeah that's some dumb advice, however if you just empty a can of the condensed milk and stir that while you cook it, it also makes caramel
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theflawedone
As pressure builds in the can so does the heat.
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MadameCleo
I've done it multiple times, don't know how it works, but it does. Really delicious caramel!
Cernunnon
It's technically a toffee sauce, not caramel.
Grootality
You're gonna tell me a college student has enough money for a keurig and not food more decent than Cup O Noodles?
BentleyB
Not crazy unlikely. It's also not necessarily money, but time/laziness/facilities. Students often get outfitted by parents when they move.
SherMattLockSmith
#7 What heathen removes the skin for mashed potatoes? The skin is the best part, and healthiest. Just scrub it to remove excess dirt.
grobesviech
But does the skin mash and not give you leathery bits?? Genuinely surprised here
SherMattLockSmith
Nah, it breaks up into small pieces, and they aren't leathery at all. I don't like making my mashed potatoes creamy smooth, I like texture.
maverickquasar
The skin gets boiled mate, and then mashed. You keep the flavour and whatever pieces are left are super soft
iwenttoimgurandalligotwasthislousyusername
#5 What the actual fuck?
Manbob456
I've done it before, it doesn't effect the taste at all. Don't knock it till you try it!
AmyBethMegJo
Even more delicious using Miracle Whip. And butter, mayo, or Miracle Whip,, always a light sprinkle of garlic powder on the outside.
divitu
Ugh, Miracle Whip is literally Hitler. It's a miracle anybody eats it.
kelvinspicy
#8 Soda of your choice you say?
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Arnaldi
That's actually pretty cool.
HafOcFoLyf
For real though, you're cutting some fat but adding a FUCKLOAD of sugar.
TheBigReveal
There's sugar in bleach?
RadicalCake
Who peels potatoes for mashed potatoes?
grobesviech
Wait what
RadicalCake
Mashed potatoes with the skin! Not without
maverickquasar
Was looking for this! Haven't peeled a potato for mash since I was about 14
RadicalCake
Same. I cringe everytime I see peeled potatoes for mashing
TheKarateChimp
The mayo grilled cheese seems risky, but I'm going to try it.
AmyBethMegJo
Even more delicious using Miracle Whip. And butter, mayo, or Miracle Whip,, always a light sprinkle of garlic powder on the outside.
daralingg
the mayo goes inside the grilled cheese too
yodadude
Helmans mayo has a tv ad suggesting doing a grilled sandwich with mayo
trucknuts123
It's amazing. Perfect grilled cheese. Don't need much though unless you like it greasy. Oh wait, this is imgur, don't answer that.
Lorendell
I'm not trying to save the world but if even one person puts this information to use then I think it's worth it
ZardBrood
That's how I've always had it done, so I was now suprised with reading butter instead
sinbinrugger
I don't like mayonnaise will I really taste it?
SherMattLockSmith
Personally use clarified butter, but I infuse it with chili pepper powder just for making grilled cheese with. No water so SUPER crisp.
comewhorewholikesstaplers
Defiantly works that's how my mom taught us and it works great, try and use Hellmans if you can, I think it works best.
mariapia0815
It's delicious! And it goes great if you just wanna do grilled toast too!
HULKSMASHMOUTH
I just tested it without cheese. It actually gave a pretty good result. Mayo is mostly oil and eggs after all.
Rantaf
80% fat.
LanaDelReyy
Without cheese??
HULKSMASHMOUTH
like, pan toast. I just browned a piece of bread.
LanaDelReyy
Oh.
MoreButterForMyHam
I've heard it has good results for years (I even recall it being referenced in an episode of Doogie Howser), but I have an irrational (1)
MoreButterForMyHam
hatred of mayonnaise stemming from childhood that precludes me from ever trying it.
SherMattLockSmith
Make some clarified butter and use it instead. You can even infuse the clarified butter with your favorite spices. I use chili powder 1/2
SherMattLockSmith
2/2 Clarified butter has no water content, so the bread gets SUPER crispy without getting soggy or steaming the rest of the bread.
MoreButterForMyHam
Not a bad idea. I always have some on hand (I make a lot of curries)