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sauce: https://twitter.com/enriquelussich/status/841450560612122624 (Watch with sound, in a room without light)
edit: just woke up and I'm loving all the reactions http://i.imgur.com/6VFj1TC.gif
GhostsofAcid
That's a shitty lamp, I'd get something with a little more width to it. Damn
Whiachy
140 characters isn't enough to fully explain exactly why that shit's fucked.
Judoka12
Grootality
WillDaBeast2460
BingBangBaroo
"WELL SCREW THAT" - Gwen DiMarco.
ImNotCreativeEnoughForAGoodUsername
I'll be back tomorrow... Oh who am I kidding like hell I'm gonna watch this at any point
ThatKindaThief
MidgetWearingaBikini
that's actually the opposite of what he would do
GrandmasterPunchfist
Why waste money to hire a guard when stuff like this would keep any sane person out.
xpixelboxer
Working 12 hour shifts as a security for a big industrie all by myself. Tell me more about how howling wind and animal screeches arent scary
hismotherwasamudder
Why did I just watch that while working a night shift in a mental health facility?!?!! All the lights are on now, skin won't stop crawling
CynicalClinicalWalrus
I watched taking of Deborah Logan right before I took a creepy dementia patient in my ambulance. Almost threw her out the back.
hyaenidae
Have you seen 'The Visit'?
oieokillertofu
Nope...netflix or hulu?
CynicalClinicalWalrus
No and something tells me I don't want to.
FirstLaughOfTheDay
Uplifting? Yeah it lifted me out of my skin
Zewind
CryptFist
GhostbusterGuy
Dude.... Get a better flashlight.
Beegeezee505
And maybe a priest or something.
Sneemaster
A young one and an old one.
LumpDaddy
shauntaco
Jontron! Shame about the racism thing...
animatronicvelcrorat
meh, he can be a giant walking asshole for all I care. Guy still makes some of the funniest damn noises I have ever heard in my life
yojimbo83
look a half iranian white supremacist.... wait what?
shauntaco
https://www.google.com/amp/gizmodo.com/popular-youtuber-jontron-has-some-batshit-crazy-thought-1793231221/amp
yojimbo83
lol i meant it to be ironic, that jontron is a POS.
Bunches0Lunches
Worked at my medical school's anatomy lab. Night shifts were the absolute worst, exact same sentiment @OP
TheResentfulTeddyBear
That's when I say to myself not my problem and calmly walk the fuck out of there.
PretzelDickbutt
https://media.giphy.com/media/10DIAdBHoz0QYU/giphy.gif
ToastMasterLex
What if it IS your problem, though? As in your job to go fix it?
highevolutionary
That's when I still say to myself not my fucking problem and calmly walk the fuck out of there.
ToastMasterLex
>calmly
MisterNesbitt
BewareTheJabberwockie
I worked security at a winery for a long while and night patrols were terrifying. It was in the middle of the boonies at least 10miles from>
BewareTheJabberwockie
>anyone because vineyards surrounded it....yet SOME FUCKING HOW...the occasional random person would fucking appear out of the fields and>
BewareTheJabberwockie
>come knocking at the window. Give me a heart attack every fucking time... especially the meth heads who stand in the field staring at>
BewareTheJabberwockie
>nothing quietly while you try to figure out if its a shadow...a person...or a fucking zombie or something... The owls were dicks too.
HD2composer
I almost pissed myself from laughing at this. If I ever bought a vineyard... I would make sure I could afford stadium lighting...
HD2composer
The scenario you described is fucked up and too nerve wrecking for me
BewareTheJabberwockie
yes please...the lighting at that place sucked and I'd get stalked by coyotes during exterior patrols ;.;
Sneakyfish
It's night, and I'm the only person awake, but I'll watch it tomorrow. Spouse don't need his chickenshit partner waking him up with yelping.
bogsbonny
Hehehe, please be kind with the reviews :))
Bluedrift
determinedbeacon
No! You stop it right now!
Bluedrift
WHERES MY BABY?
NamaStayInBed
fuck that story!
ADisturbedOne
KEEP THAT ONE AWAY FROM HERE.
Bluedrift
SHES NOT HERE!
nijlonkai
Wicked. Now try this is a prison where cell doors are being spastic, or during a tornado.
EchoDelta141
Imagine going through this with the tornado warning air-sirens going on outside
nijlonkai
Hahaha Being locked in the pharmacy with wails from the inmates was bad enough.
animatronicvelcrorat
As a person from southern illinois, I and by no insult, and with the utmost respect, wish to state: Fuck you.
Dasneezequeen
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IIypdzgZAaI now you can listen it with the video
Moffenson
Atleast they're two. I work nightshift alone as a guard.
cashew3655
I work night shift alone not as a guard but in manufacturing and I've decided building is haunted
sandyman23
Dark framed apartment buildings and empty lots. A couple times, fog limited visibility to 10ft. Found a coyote up close that ran off. Scary.
Moffenson
Jeez. Woulda shat myself
Blesh
I spent almost ten years as a solo night shift guard, I feel you're pain. Many a time shit went down and I wished for another body with me.
BalfMalark
what kind of shit? Spooky shit or kids fucking around?
Blesh
I used to do overnights in a 12 story citizens bank. I had to walk all the floors during my shifts. On the office floors I'd often hear 1/?
Blesh
I had to walk down a tight spiral staircase. At the bottom was a desk with one of those creepy cymbal monkeys and really old dolls. 3/?
Blesh
go down there and told them fire me if you have a problem. always told myself noises must be a radio on too low for me to locate/pinpoint7/7
BalfMalark
Spooky shit!
Blesh
sometimes laughter or faint music. It was a fairly small area and I never found the source to that either. Eventually I just refused to 6/?
Blesh
voices and never find the source. There was also a basement and sub basement. The basement wasn't too bad, but to get to the sub basemen 2/?
Blesh
Randomly. also the subbasement would half flood with water (was told this was normal). I'd hear noises down there too. Voices and 5/?
Blesh
the room was cement floors/walls and had a very silent hill feel to it. I had to walk down a hall past machines that would kick on 4/?
TheGuyWhoBeatsHisMeat
Or spooky kids fucking...
BalfMalark
Spooky fucking kids
WookieWookieWookie
Damn emos
Blesh
I'd be lying if I told you I never found kids in various stages of undress. :P
CockroachMilk
"uplifting" by mistake, sorry.
SHiNiXiA
It lifted away my drowsiness. So yeah, kinda correct tag. +1. Who needs sleep anyways?
utahgunowner29
You need a way better flashlight. Get a streamlight polystinger.
bangbangshrimp
That is so evil. Hahaha (fuck you btw, I'm trying to sleep here)
Straga27
You know what you were doing @op
deliverygirl
it is NOT a forensic medicine facility. it is a school in araucaria, Brazil
CockroachMilk
I thought armed guard in schools were forbidden in Brazil
IamNotaBlackMan
Actually it is a 'Medico Legal", so it's not a school.
MySpiffyUsername
Well, it lifted me up right out of my seat. Close enough.
IamNotaBlackMan
First laugh out loud this morning. Thanks for that!
Picobeat
azure018
What do you think think you are looking at? Share with the class please.
Picobeat
its a string lol
Picobeat
this one have a slightly different light on it
maybe that's easier to see.
Vortain
A string could pull or push, not both. The slamming looked like it was being controlled both ways. Not saying you're wrong,
Vortain
but more evidence is required. Maybe a second string is present? Also, there'd have to be a hole in the red box for string 1 to go thru.
Picobeat
the inside is closed the force of the door slamming would create enough to make it open like that as well.
RichManSCTV0
At least he has a gun
Dipityseren
Unless it's loaded with salt, he's fucked.
DukePhelan
" What are you gonna shoot him with ghost bullets"- Tucker.
PastaPriest
You can't shoot a ghoooost.
ThatAustralianKid
It's to shoot himself if it gets too spooky
EchoDelta141
Ghost bullets (someone link the cyanide happiness skit)
TyrannusEquus
Thats what they want you to think
GodOfTheBumbleBees
http://vignette1.wikia.nocookie.net/supernatural/images/2/23/DeanColt.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20130903043706
machitoast
Couple things... 1) how does the door keep opening and closing? 2) why does it all stop when they get there?
LeeKardigan
pointypirate
Ghosts and Ghosts
OhFuckItWasTaken
also the timing of the light shutting off
SharkoutofWata
Also ghosts.
Killertortilla
Looks like some of the gas is escaping from one of those pipes?
Tashok
http://imgur.com/HUjlXDX
aleister94
If it were a silent hill game there would've been an item in there he needed
CanadianGiraffe
vent under the loose door pushing air into it open it, it swings hard a closes and repeats. motion sensor lights being tricked by door. 1/2
CanadianGiraffe
door stops, light stops until they get close enough for the lights to turn on again. maybe 2/2
myheartisstarkmyspiritistargaryen
3. wheres the fife? 4. give me the fife
ThisisNotTheAccountYoureLooklngFor
If I had to take a guess there looks to be a Air vent underneath the cabinet, it could be for a boiler that turned off when they arrived.
Knivz
Because fake
Fluffycorn
Well... do you want to work there ???
Outlawnightmare
fake or not, it's creepy as shit.
Dismang
Staged, or coincidence.
Datsinginguy
Staged by ghosts, or coincidentally ghosts.
Dipityseren
You'd like to think...but...is it?
HermanManly
2/2 their bodies approaching could block part of the flow or even their body heat warming up the area by half a °C
HermanManly
probably not coincidence. For gas or similar things to have such an effect on an object the air flow would have to be very specific, 1/2
dagg3r
Staged, someone was in the box. Cut lights and they get out
johnjacobjingleheimer
I'm not saying this is real but I think the box was too small for someone to be inside and also have the door shut all the way
Cutsforhugs
Doesn't even have to be inside. Could just have a string attached, closing and opening.
Picobeat
yeah was about to say that unless it was a kid but the door was banging pretty hard...hmm...
msu14hockey
Some kind of mechanism (string/rope & springs) attached to the door and run through the wall into the adjacent room?
Picobeat
it is a string lol by 1:08 the flashlight points at it xD good thinking mate
super3dcow
That's a spider web... That would take a quite a rigging and strong strings to pull that large door open and closed so fast and hard.
SchwiftySanchez
There's an air vent under the door. You can see it if you stop the video
animatronicvelcrorat
The light is just a shitty old fluorescent thing. They do that creepy flicker shit when the ballast goes out in them.
cookiesnblud
Yeah and Nosferatu is at the light switch.
shhep
I mean, wind picks up, door keeps swaying with more and more force to the point it fucks with a very old lamp. Those don't need much to
shhep
start flickering. Also, know how sometimes streetlights light up when you walk underneath them? Presence of our body does that.
animatronicvelcrorat
Half the damn lights at our park do that shit. Screw that, even if it is just crappy grounding.
DotGnash
And it was just a coincidence that it stopped moving AND the light stopped flickering when they got close. Yup.
Skinzmckenz
Air vent. Not blow and suck vent.
dontcallmeplath
Right? Can we go and comment this on every naysayer that's like "there's a vent durr" Okay but vents don't take in and release air like that
EchoDelta141
It still doesn't explain how it can open and close a 1m by 3 foot metal panel... repeatedly.. with force
SherMattLockSmith
Sheet metal, large surface area, light weight. Air movements could easily sway it.
PhailRaptor
Not both directions like that...
UnpopularOpinionated
Why stopped just as the night watch approached?
EchoDelta141
Yeah I get it but help me understand if that applies indoors. It would make more sense with an outside draft but an air vent? (1/2)
SherMattLockSmith
The open panel just below it. If that leads to a crawlspace then it could easily explain it. Storm outside causing the flickering lights 1/2
SherMattLockSmith
And the wind could cause large repetitive gusts of wind to come out of that crawlspace, easily blowing the door about.
EchoDelta141
The only thing that would explain the door closing with such force repeatedly is if the metal panel was spring loaded to close (2/2)
PhailRaptor
Which we can see it's not, because when he goes past it he leaves it open
Raiythe
Worked nightshift in mental facility. Can confirm. Oh boy can i confirm.
IHAVECOCONUTZ
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dwude
Yes plz elaborate and write about it plz
KingDingus92
Same :)
BuffaloJuice
Post post post!!!
BlackTwitterRep
Story time!!!!
TormundTheFuckinWildling
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SpyderSVOgurl8
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ok09
Working night shift in hospital walking corridors at night and hearing screaming delirious patients.
Molinska
Molinska
Story time!!!!!
ToastMasterLex
Make a post telling us all the story!
ToastMasterLex
The stories*
CluelessTennisball
Need story
ok09
Working night shift in hospital walking corridors at night and hearing screaming delirious patients.
raviolihummingbird
Work stories? Work stories!
Raiythe
Let's just say working in a place like that will make you believe things you never thought you would.
fpwarrior
It's not in a forensic medicine facility, It's in a public scholl in South of Brazil... I bet it's just kids prank to the guards
ok09
Working night shift in hospital walking corridors at night and hearing screaming delirious patients.
Datsinginguy
Come on let's hear em!
BlahBlahMeatEater
Work stories!
AbsolutelyNoEffortAtAll
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WisconsinHome
Share please
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Raiythe
Wow. Never thought about it much. Not even sure how to make a post. Guess I'll look into it.
Pecoso
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bebopcolagood
I made it exactly one hour through my first shift before calling it quits, when one of the patients made me promise to protect him (1/2)
bebopcolagood
from the other workers, because he said they would stab him in the feet while he slept.
ty7799
Work at a kids behavioral facility that's haunted. It's not that extreme but you will hear a little girl singing when the place is empty.
GuacIsExtra
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FatPaki
Moar!
DoesItThough
Did that at a casino. We would have alarms go off in places that's locked up tight. See people, hear foot steps or see doors shut. Regulary
DoesItThough
And base would radio is that we are either not on camera, someone is there or we wouldn't get any response, or a response we didn't want.
DoesItThough
But its odd because everything is locked up. Not everything is set for a card reader, good old key or code that you need clearance.
MothsHaveFeelingsToo
If I worked this job I'd at least ask for a better goddamn flashlight. I don't want a tiny spot of light, I want that damn hallway lit up.
cocoacreamcheese
For real! Glad I'm not the only one who thought that was weird.
vonKaiser
Used to patrol an abandoned mental institution, will confirm as well. http://www.newenglandruins.com/harlemvalley
Jammkat
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terrafiore
It's like all of those horror movies with the creepy zombie people /monsters in the psych ward only you're actually there and they can get u
LiquidHandSoap
I hope they paid you 6 figures for working in that nightmare scenario.
MurphysParadox
Friend worked at St Elizabeth's in DC and had some stories about the tunnel systems under the asylum. No thanks!
Jennalele
Work stories. Now. You've brought it upon yourself.
thegoodthebadandthemadhatter
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Bortus
Did they like, record you? Or tack or something? I feel like I would just watch netflix for my entire shift. Even if someone does come in,
Bortus
i'll either hear a bunch of kids and I kick them out, or stay the fuck out of an armed robbers way.
SavageVariant
Elaborate.
AbsolutelyNoEffortAtAll
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Arcadia01
And he never come back to respond. The dots will now wait. Forever.....
youlookedatmyusername
Think you’re right
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ImyourFBIagent
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Risqie
I've got a few from when I was a night officer at a 28 story hotel. Spooooooky stuff happens in the middle of night shift.
KingShitposter
STORYTIME
JustHereForTheWorkStories
Do tell! Doot.
Risqie
Already posted the first set. It aint spooky though.
Manofthelaw3
BUT ITS UP RISQIE TO SAVE HIS NEW HOME
shauntaco
Stupid risqie, you made me look bad.
Risqie
Im lost
Manofthelaw3
http://kisscartoon.se/Cartoon/Courage-the-Cowardly-Dog-Season-01
Manofthelaw3
I'm more disappointed than anything that you didn't mean to make the reference
Risqie
Oh. Took me a second. Yeah i meant to make that. Im just going on 70 hours without sleep.
WisconsinHome
Share please
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WisconsinHome
414 here
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Risqie
I'll consider doing a "security stories" series when i get home from work.
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