I am Gozer. Fuck that Jonny-come-lately Zod, kneel before ME. Long and short of it is, my followers and I got our collective asses kicked by that bitch Tiamat and her own legion of sheeple. So, I fled this world to others and in a rage fueled inferiority complex rampage I went around conquering other worlds in the universe for the last several thousand years. But, a couple decades ago came back to this world, and holy-fucking-balls did you mortals fuck up this place beyond my wildest imagination. So, I figured, fuck this shit, ya'll motherfuckers can keep it--especially after that incident with those two supernerds, the jackass, and their black friend; and decided to chill here. Lurked on Imgur since its conception, but only decided to grace the site with my presence via an account approaching a few years ago. So that's me. Zuul is probably out there somewhere, but we're currently not talking--it's complicated--don't ask. As for Vinc, I gave that fucker one job--one job--and he inhabits the body of some poindexter motherfucker, who--come to find out even shrunk his own kids? Goddamn screw ups--those two dumbasses deserved each other. But, Zuul got that shit right--DAYUM. Currently a Minnesota resident. Though, because of this form I've taken, I'm considered a woman. I shacked up with a lovely chemist lady, but at the time we couldn't get hitched because some assholes in the Minnesota state congress kept making it against the state constitution. So we said fuck this shit and eloped to Vermont. We continued to live in Minnesota though, which worked out in the end since the majority of the state's citizens eventually told those dicks in the state congress "fuck you, bitches, gay people can marry". So now our marriage is recognized within the state of Minnesota. Because of my love creating and destroying worlds, I work as a Graphic Artist for HP, while my wife is an analytical chemist for them. These days, however, when not working, my day is mostly filled with just watching movies with the wife, or playing video games and/or taking pretty screenshots of heavily modded games (in the case of the latter typically in Skyrim or Fallout: New Vegas). PS - Vigo is a dick and poser. What kind of jackass tries to possess a baby through a painting? Mortal body possession is something you let your dogs handle. Fuckin' tryhards...
#14 Seriously, the sooner the MAGAtard cult can go the way of the Heavens Gate cult, that'd be super.
#11 HA! My elder millennial dumbass narrowly Matrix dodged that shit again! Was staring down joining the Marines for college, which was just before the "war on terror" and given the time of enlistment and given the mos vocation I was gonna likely be given my test scores, likely was would've been shipped to either Afghanistan or Iraq, but lucked out with a scholarship. And now, if they impose draft bullshit Im just a couple years too old being born in '81. WHEW was not rdy to to commit desertion.
Yup, same... same... she made me realize a lot of things about myself, namely types and preferences.
He has a wife, you know.......
Alright, Gimli.
Man, back in the day as a kid getting a 20oz Mountain Dew at local convenience store in the 90s, and then looking at the bottom of the cap and seeing you got a free one... jonhammnightclubdancing.gif
#1 if "familiars" count as weapons I HAVE MUTHAFUCKIN' DRAGON.
"Yeah... you look it."
This... this is just...just PORNOGRAPHY... and I want more.
Couple years ago moved from US to Switzerland, so went from one place to another where guns are everywhere and lots of its citizens are armed but stark contrast being those citizens and the culture of those who carry them. Like if you go to range here in Switzerland wearing all that tactical cosplay, you will be made fun of and many of them are folks who've had military training as Switzerland has mandatory conscription similar to South Korea.
Only unfortunate thing about this picture is James Woods.
Evidence of his syphilitic induced dementia brain rot, just a babbling, slurring dip shit without a coherent thought in that sloshing soup in his skull.
Given the disgusting shit out there about the "butterfly detention centers", I can see a Punisher induced rampage needing to be done, whether it be in reality or fiction, but especially in reality. Fucking disgusting piece of shit Nazis.
I like chair.
#15 Okay, that got me laughing hard. XD
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Yup, see a lot of dropout cast as result on the show, the host is an adorable cinnamon roll, and given with its connection to Dropout folks and it's steadily growing following won't surprise me to see it on Dropout one day.
Guess these are the 8 wars he was bragging about stopping.
Kinda looks like a monopoly, not supposed to have those, but US being run by Epstein-class corporate whores nothing is ever being done about it.
#1 It's also how my friends get me to join VtM and DnD campaigns of theirs.
They just noticed that Zendaya has an appreciation for Tom's dexterity.
*They are repeating it.
#33 Gimme this adaptation.
If you live a heavy snow region, have fun with those steep hills.
Donkeys are wonderful and oft hilarious creatures, incredibly intelligent too.
Same. On a lesser note, while the "Chuck Norris jokes" were amusing back in the day, the more he became a christofascist MAGAtard not only were they played out but just nauseating. Because no MAGAcunt is worth glorifying even if "jokingly", they're just a piece of shit.
Puffins are cute to look at but also good eating, ask the Norwegians... Also cute doggo in Norway used to hunt them, unfortunately said wild doggo reached the verge of extinction, so Norway domesticated the doggo to save the breed, look up Norwegian Lundehund, cool and trippy fox-like doggo, name literally translates as Puffin Dog on account it hunted puffins, much like how they named the Elghund 'moose dog' for... hunting moose. Very straightforward naming animals.
Falkor's bro...?
Such bridges are part roads and highways and railways so their infrastructure would be par for the course when redoing the roads, highways, and railways.
As much as Maher is a fucking moron the older he gets, to his credit (and this is an extremely low bar) he's always been very open and candid about whom and what he votes for and that's never been Trump.