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GozerTheGozerian

55058 pts · December 15, 2012

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I am Gozer. Fuck that Jonny-come-lately Zod, kneel before ME. Long and short of it is, my followers and I got our collective asses kicked by that bitch Tiamat and her own legion of sheeple. So, I fled this world to others and in a rage fueled inferiority complex rampage I went around conquering other worlds in the universe for the last several thousand years. But, a couple decades ago came back to this world, and holy-fucking-balls did you mortals fuck up this place beyond my wildest imagination. So, I figured, fuck this shit, ya'll motherfuckers can keep it--especially after that incident with those two supernerds, the jackass, and their black friend; and decided to chill here. Lurked on Imgur since its conception, but only decided to grace the site with my presence via an account approaching a few years ago. So that's me. Zuul is probably out there somewhere, but we're currently not talking--it's complicated--don't ask. As for Vinc, I gave that fucker one job--one job--and he inhabits the body of some poindexter motherfucker, who--come to find out even shrunk his own kids? Goddamn screw ups--those two dumbasses deserved each other. But, Zuul got that shit right--DAYUM. Currently a Minnesota resident. Though, because of this form I've taken, I'm considered a woman. I shacked up with a lovely chemist lady, but at the time we couldn't get hitched because some assholes in the Minnesota state congress kept making it against the state constitution. So we said fuck this shit and eloped to Vermont. We continued to live in Minnesota though, which worked out in the end since the majority of the state's citizens eventually told those dicks in the state congress "fuck you, bitches, gay people can marry". So now our marriage is recognized within the state of Minnesota. Because of my love creating and destroying worlds, I work as a Graphic Artist for HP, while my wife is an analytical chemist for them. These days, however, when not working, my day is mostly filled with just watching movies with the wife, or playing video games and/or taking pretty screenshots of heavily modded games (in the case of the latter typically in Skyrim or Fallout: New Vegas). PS - Vigo is a dick and poser. What kind of jackass tries to possess a baby through a painting? Mortal body possession is something you let your dogs handle. Fuckin' tryhards...

Iranian official's public assessment of the ongoing US-Israel "excursion" of stupid.

This fuckin' guy never ceased to make me laugh, love this shit.

ARE YOU NOT INTO TRAINS

I been wondering the same, Leslie.

You betcha ICE can piss off!

13th favorite

What truly makes Superman great.

Pretty much... yeah.

Well, he's two out of three so far, see if he's gonna be three for three.

Got notified today is my cakeday. So here's my cat taking a selfie posing like one of those one-legged-French girls.

So, yesterday was my cakeday apparently, here's some pics of my orange derp cuddle goblin.

Fair points...

"We buried the hatchet! We turned to more deadly weapons."

Cakeday, so here's cat tax of my orange cuddle goblin Spider.

Yes

Legend

The line between proper investigative journalism and god-like trolling is thinner than one may realize.

My cat tired of my shit.

My splendid little boy, Spider.

Cakeday! Fallout and Skyrim screenshot dump

Cakeday, here's some pics of my cat

The face I woke up to yesterday morning.

Welcome to the 1st of May 2017 in Minnesota

RIP Scott Weiland

Hervarar saga

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