Well, I believe in the soul. The cock. The pussy. The small of a woman’s back. The hanging curveball. High fiber. Good scotch. That the novels of Susan Sontag are self-indulgent, overrated crap. I believe Lee Harvey Oswald acted alone. I believe there ought to be a Constitutional Amendment outlawing Astroturf and the designated hitter. I believe in the sweet spot, soft-core pornography, opening your presents Christmas morning rather than Christmas eve. And I believe in long, slow, deep, soft, wet kisses that last three days. Goodnight.
Greatest athlete of all time!
Some may say he was crazy, sexy and cool in every role he played
Baby steps and good luck. If u fall short, it is part of the quitting process, don't get down just restart the streak the next day
To Early to read all that, but Helen Kellers dog was a pit bull. They used to be referred to as the nanny dog. Stupid trolls
If you are being abused they got hotlines and shit like that to help! Even prison bitches are aloud to stand and pee
Definition of a breath taking sight
Not going to ride the tricycle with that attitude
Jack Bauer, u old son of a bitch!!!
I watched this for way to long, it's almost hypnotic. Well done
Marriage sounds awesome
Is that April's sister from Parks and Rec?
Quit? Did we quit when the German's bombed Pearl Harbor?
I found my best friend 6 years ago, OxyContins or however they spell poison. She will live on in the hearts and memories of her loved ones
Relapse is a part of recovery, don't get down on yourself, just get back on the wagon. Good luck and be strong, one day at a time
Like I said a death sentence, still good shit out there but fuck just ain't the same. Cats in my generation earned it, now just pretend
Rap didn't die with Tupac and Biggie but it did get a death sentence. I had NWA, 2live Crew etc on tape.1st cd the chronic. New rap shameful
I remember my first beer, decent rookie
Amen brother
Pretty sure that's where Batman went to train
Them some floppy titties
Someone has too
Good work God, or science..... either way nice
Every race and community has the 30% are complete assholes, this true worldwide. Regardless of race, religion or country every group has em
Forrest Gump wave and Cera? Gotta say today gonna be a good day! Knock on wood
Yea I never drink on them either, like French frying when you should of been doing the pizza
The day is always a little better when you can't remember it, cheers amigo
He gave Homer the Broncos, been all up hill since then
I am a 6'3, 230 pound felon, on everything I love I hope I pump into one of these fuck tards. Pray every night for it.