Gimlan

2034 pts ยท September 16, 2015


I have literally never had to do that.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

If her husband is a private, does that mean we can call her a cunt?

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

They add powder to things they inflate for the sole purpose of the slow mo videos

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

This dude is dumb. I always felt he was the smarter of the two so he couldn't be dumber

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 12

Even with only a decent job in America that is not true. Hell, my company has paid parental leave regardless of gender

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

This is so fucking stupid it's silly. Like holy shit you just complain about everything.

3 years ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 7

Very nice of her to customize them for Charles Miner

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Also takes a bit longer for the corpse to heal

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

'You know what would be a really kick-ass Twitter Handle? Tazerface16!' What was your second choice? Scrotumhead?

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Are the bison tagged in Yellowstone? Because there are a lot of them there, so how would they know which it was?

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

At first was shocked CNN had such a massive racist reporter that they needed to bench her. This is better

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

They sciss

3 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

To make sure they don't respond to people that use the word coke as a generic soda.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This is exactly why coke is absolutely furious that people in the south use coke as soda. They actually send spies down to restaurants /

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I was just about to recommend Red Rising

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'm sorry do you see any crab in that? It looks accurate to me

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Just want to make sure since sex ed can be brutal in some places....you know they won't actually cut off your balls right?

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Impotence is infinitely more gods will than any pregnancy outside of Jesus

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

He's one of the most well know basketball players. Basically a household name if the family watches basketball even casually

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Well it seems pretty uncool to only thank the wife when the husband was out there with her EVERY DAY FOR MONTHS.

3 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

And it won't inconvenience me even a tiny bit

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Lol why turn off slack? Responding to that is like texting. I won't do any actual work during PTO, but I'll answer every single message

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This is legit one of my favorite movies. Also starring RDJ and Kat Dennings.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I am confident that is not in the rulebook

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Think delonte west had mental health issues and his former team owner (Mark Cuban) paid for him to get help

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

No you are very wrong. No one gets ejected without a video review

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It's easy. Alligator snout looks like a C. And crocodile snout looks like an A

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Does it say anywhere that they are in America?

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0