Reused my takeaway box 40 times

May 10, 2022 1:27 AM

garthok

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Meatball taco

Chickie-nuggies and goose-goose

Turkey sausage and egg custard bao

Taco pork on goose-goose

Homer Simpson backing into the bushes

Bratwurst medallions and gravy on goose-goose

Chick breasts

Egg sando

Sandwich Bros. Egg White & Turkey Sausage Flatbread Sandwich and Oreos

Tacos, carrots and Moose Tracks iced cream

Chicken with Tomatoes and Feta Cheese and Peanut M&Ms

Barbequed chicken breasts

Chicken jambalaya and caviar of the south

Leftover cleanout day

Crabless breakfast taco

Tortilla taco (inspired by the limey toast sangwidge) and Tastykake Kandy Kakes

Banger and mash

Rachel sangwidge and tortilla chips

Dinnerballs and gravy

Breakfast ovoids

Meatballs between lunch ovoids

Pimento sangwidge and pretzel twists

Chicken dumplings

Southwest style beef and black beans with sauce on tacos with apple pieces in spiced sauce

More turkey sausage and egg custard bao

Sketti with beef and sauce with au gratin potatoes

Gyro and chip (support your local concession café)

Daily Meal of the Third Kind

Canadian bangers and mash

Cheesedog and pretzel twists

Steamed ham (Beyond Burger), waffle fries, and confectioned wafers

Eggs in holes

Beyond Burger double-double, protein-style

Caprese salad on a donut with pretzel twists

Chicago-style dog and mashed potatoes

Crabless breakfast burritos

Hotdog and donut

Crabless pimento tacos and waffle fries

Hotdog and pretzel twists

Chikie-nuggies, rice & gravy, and a hand-salad

Some of these you can see when that paycheck hits.

3 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

What is this? About half looks tasty, the other half disgusting.

3 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

You should eat more vegetables

3 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 1

Sorry you have eaten these things

3 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 1

3 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 1

Homer Simpson looking like a pair of tits

3 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 1

I can't tell if this is a troll or not.

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I love your sense of humour. Thank you for the smile, have an upvote

3 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

There’s some weird food choices in there but way to make the magic happen.

3 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Lot's of beige and brown food which in my experience are the tastiest food colours.

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Are you real?

3 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

@Swankygranny has competition

3 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

3 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 1

40 crimes

3 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 2

41 if you include the container

3 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Hey, @op, you okay?

3 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 1

Probably died of food poisoning.

3 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 3

“Of course you have leftovers, that looks f***ing gross” - Jaboody Dubs

3 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Bangers and mashed. Ha!

3 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 1

That's the one that made me realize I was looking at more dick-shaped items than I expected

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

So you are bifoodual, eating both genitals with appetite.

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I will now only refer to it as "goose-goose"

3 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

#19 what are the non-meat balls?

3 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Air-fryered leftover mashed potatoes

3 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

The only thing I took away from this is the "blue berry muffin" kit kat and how much I want to try it.

3 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

Those are good. You can get sample packs of flavors from Amazon (the only place I've found multiple flavors).

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Thanks :)

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#8 wtf

3 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

Wished for an egg sandwich and an evil genie obliged.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The AUDACITY of implying this was in the same family as an egg sandwich. I mean, technically yeah. But. BUT!!

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

My titty accidentally upvoted this post but I think you deserved it anyways.

3 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 4

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That's quite the variety

3 years ago | Likes 36 Dislikes 1

Boy was I ever confused trying to google "goose-goose" when I finally realized you probably mean couscous.

3 years ago | Likes 382 Dislikes 1

It is now goose-goose and I'll fight anyone who says otherwise.

3 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 3

I'm still not sold goose didn't happen twice

3 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Wish I'd seen your comment before I spent time doing just that. But thanks for solving the mystery I couldn't!

3 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

The food so nice they named it twice

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

At least you possibly discovered an adorably enjoyable multiplayer game in the process?

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Bone apple teeth.

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Thank you, was about to google it

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

And crabless is meant to be carb-less

3 years ago | Likes 23 Dislikes 0

I'm sorry do you see any crab in that? It looks accurate to me

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Oh, I thought they just hated crabbos

3 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

This whole post reads like Tom from Parks and Rec's "chicky chicky parm parm" bit and I love it

3 years ago | Likes 101 Dislikes 3

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

can I get some zerts and eat them with my food rakes :)

3 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

No you only get long ass rice

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

What the hell is 'goose-goose?'

3 years ago | Likes 28 Dislikes 2

3 years ago | Likes 23 Dislikes 0

Couscous

3 years ago | Likes 43 Dislikes 0

Ah. And here l thought I may have learned of a new regional delicious grain. Dangit.

3 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

Same! Google was very convinced I was either talking about a game or really really wanted to tell me how to cook the animal.

3 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

I mean- I'm a foodie *and* live within the yearly migratory/living ecosystem of the goose. I'd be good with either. Evil winged bastards...

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Goose is good, my dad would bake pieces of it wrapped in bacon

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Two questions....... 1. Why did you reuse it? 2. Why do you eat like an inmate?

3 years ago | Likes 202 Dislikes 2

What kinda hoity-toity prison did you go to?

3 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Ive reused a single plastic bag for over a year because Im tryin to give our oceans and landfills a break.

3 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Because they enjoy consuming a little bit of styrofoam with each use.

3 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 0

Because reuse comes before recycle in the 3 Rs

3 years ago | Likes 43 Dislikes 1

Anyone know if styrofoam isnt supposed to be reused a lot like plastic where it leeches into food?

3 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

that is correct. placing hot food on it will cause leeching, and heating it in the microwave is significantly worse.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Doesnt plastic leach into food / liquid as well when reused?

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

From what I recall a few times is probably ok but it isnt meant for repeated use at all as it'll keach but heat makes it worse.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Styro is porous and thus can harbor harmful bacteria and viruses and can leech in many of the same manners as other benzene based products.

3 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

TBF so long as you dont heat it up you'll probably be fine unless you're already compromised or surrounded by a ton of additional factors.

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

well unless you do this your whole life. Actually theres a lot of buts so lets just say no.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

1. Either environmentally conscious or extremely frugal. 2. Gym bro trying to hit his macros on a tight budget?

3 years ago | Likes 25 Dislikes 2

Not frugal if doing that many take out orders.

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 7

If you think that’s takeout, you must go to some REALLY shitty restaurants.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Only when I go to them in the United States

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Reusiug the Styrofoam at home for meals he could eat off a real plate does absolutely nothing for the environment. A d if he can bring his /

3 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

Honestly just flexing his “enviro-consciousness” at that point. Just use a damn tupperware.

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

own container for the takeout, bring a glass container instead of bringing old Styrofoam back.

3 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

1: They know they're not recyclable. 2: It's America.

3 years ago | Likes 58 Dislikes 8

None of that looked American, more like what you'd find at a horrible 'American' 2 buck restaurant by the waterfront in Manchester

3 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

As an American, the food in this post is an insult to American cuisine.

3 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

I've never known an American to eat a pimiento sandwich.

3 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Not even 100% sure what it is. To me pimiento means the little red bits in olives.

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

It is. They go into a cheese spread. Southern thing, I think.

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

im american and I dont eat most of that nonsense like who puts 2 eggs in a hotdog bun and calls that food?

3 years ago | Likes 43 Dislikes 1

You sure can't call it an egg sandwich

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Poor people like me. Wtf.

3 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

And it's delicious!

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Meatballs in a taco?

3 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

Truthfully all of the "tacos", and I can't make the sarcastic quotes Big enough.

3 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

This is very unsafe. Please don't do this. The container can't be sanitized. Food and bacteria will accumulate in the pores of the 1/2

3 years ago | Likes 47 Dislikes 4

This!

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Not this at all

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

Flabbergasted that this comment isn't everywhere, this is unsafe and unsanitary as fuck, @OP you're eating from a bacterial smorgasbord

3 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 1

so is most of the world with little to no ill effect, rinsing it off with clean water is better than many people will ever get

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 7

Plus if the serving utensils ever touched the styrofoam they could then spread those to the rest of the food/other people (this is why

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

You need some serious education on home real life works

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

There's no way a degenerate animal eating what op eats has other people around

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

bufets and stuff make you use a new, clean plate/bowl each time)

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

styrofoam, and that can literally kill you. Also, don't reheat your food in styrofoam containers, especially in the microwave. That will 2/3

3 years ago | Likes 24 Dislikes 3

cause the residual blowing agents (really, that's what they're called) to be released, and you food will absorb them. 3/3

3 years ago | Likes 22 Dislikes 3

I appreciate your caring and informative FYI but now I’m just giggling at “residual blowing agents”

3 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

Kinda sounds like a supporting actress in an adult movie with a lousy spy plot, huh? Like, they're not just fluffers - they're dressed 1/2

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

up as spies, but just in the background of the night club while the camera focuses on the main performers. 2/2

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

soap and water will be fine, no need to sanitize, people existed for millenia without doing it, very little risk from that, the styrofoam...

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 12

Soap and water is not fine. Styrofoam is a foam, full cracks and pores you cannot possibly clean reliably, where microbes will thrive

3 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 1

so are wooden bowls that people wash in the same river they bathe and get their food from, don't be scared of microbes, you'll be fine

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 6

Ur a fuckin troll. Go back under ur bridge and for you. U should reuse it.

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Wood has antibacterial properties, and a *lot* of people used to die from stuff that could have been prevented with cleaning/hygiene

3 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

Dude, I am a food manufacturing and packaging engineer. I professionally ensure critical sanitary systems keep idiots like you safe from 1/2

3 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

food-borne pathogens and package residue. I know far more about this than you. You are simply wrong. 2/2

3 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

You really don’t, on a professional and public level using packages over is a bad idea, one person at home? No big deal, barely anything>

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 4