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I hate how accurate #2 is
I'll never be as cool as this kid
that's a good fucking motto right there
Let's make him Number 1 one last time ya'll
I like the misdirection with the punch. tricks big dude into thinking itll be a right hook then BOOM left hook
such a weirdly wholesome one
title should be "people who couldnt give two shots about life vs people eith common sense"
where can I buy these?
you wore your mom as a hat?
old enough to party
powermove
"ha ha! the stuff is-ah fuck"
can I just say about #18 A) Who calls a cat a disgusting creature and 2) if thats getting sent to someone, theyre not gonna care about a cat
this post following the post about everything perfectly organized calmed down all the stress I had today
while I am glad asshole got his what-for, little dissapointed it didn't come from the little dude he was harassing
fuck you
I hope to achieve this level of happiness someday
YEEAH
SCREEEEOAAAAAHCREEEAAAAHEEHAAAAYEEEANERKKRKRKKRKRKWEEEOOOOBEEPBOOPBEEPBOOPBEEP
my jokes are so dark they pick cotton
and now im crying this is so wholesome
you're doing the Lord's work
*fwomp*
didn't know there was an audience for plane memes
@TheCollectorofTaboo pay up with the collection buddy
is there more?
the story for #4 is she is actually incredibly hungover as shit FROM her wedding night
every time I see this I think "was he REALLY doing this to scare anyone at all, or maybe was he just showing the size of the tunnels?"
reminds me of every game of Minecraft I've played. go to build my cellar and WHAM! two caverns intersecting
you could reverse this gif and title it "how it feels to be a guy when it's cold out" and probably hit FP decently quick