There is a whole generation that will never know the screech and whine of a modem trying to connect......

Feb 19, 2018 3:56 AM

JarJarDrinks

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56k dial-up connection

Too bad it never happened as fast as the gif, that would have been thine shit.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Its weird to think that majority of this years graduating class was born after Jan 2000. It really hits me hard thinking about it this way.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

And let's not forget the random dropped connections that turned us into hulks.

8 years ago | Likes 57 Dislikes 1

There's only four or five generations that'll really ever have heard it from using them. All after will be from archive footage or museums.

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

And by "a whole generation" you mean basically everybody henceforth.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Oh god I hear it, why would you do this to me!?!?!

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

"Welcome, you've got-- goodbye."

8 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

The satisfaction if that last, connecting “ba-ding”

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

My dad described it as a "Small airplane crashing into a pile of cats."

8 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

So? I never got to experience cranking a car engine to start it but it was a common thing. I’m wondering if old folks would reference that.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I was scrolling looking for something like this. The world moves on, no one cares about your 'nostalgia' for entirely replaced technology.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

The shrieking of damned souls, sacrificed to bridge a connection through hell itself so you can play Diablo 2 with the kid down the street

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Work in a med or law office. Facsimiles are still a thing.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Asl?

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

They would just think it was a dubstep song if they did.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

BeedoopbedooopwheeeeeeeeescrrrrrrrrrrcoorrrrrrrrrrrrBONG-BONG!!!! (56k modem)

8 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

Please disconnect @OP, I have to make a call.

8 years ago | Likes 26 Dislikes 0

"Please"? Look at this guy bragging about having considerate family members.

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

My buddy recently changed his ringtone to the dial up noise. We were hanging out, his phone rang. I'm not one to scare easy, but that did it

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Our Wifi is called Dial-Up. Not many get it.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

some people destroyed the speaker that made that noise when all they could have done was to turn off the speaker in the settings

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I have a 56k modem connecting as my ringtone. Gets a lot of laughs

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

What's the joke, guys? I haven't finished downloading this gif yet.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Don't make any phone calls

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

In the same category : my daughter (4 at the time) had a bracelet like that : http://www.midwestdesignimports.com/shop/images/56016.jpg 1/

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

a colleague asked her, is it a phone cord ? she answered laughingly : phones don't have cords ! we all felt so old 2/2

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Can someone slow this down to actual speeds

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

There is a whole generation that has no idea what "Bobwehadababyitsaboy" means or why it was used!

8 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

enlighten us

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

From the old 1-800-COLLECT commercials. Guy is in hospital his wife just gave birth he calls his parents collect from pay phone and 1/2

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

when the phone says "say your name at the beep" he says "Bobwehadababyitsaboy" and hangs up.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Best part is the sounds actually have a technical reason behind them. Interesting to me at least <.<

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

You mean they weren't there only for aesthetic reasons? I am shocked!

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Tell us, Grampa! *Chin in hands*

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Remembering when mp3s came around and the only way to search was through an engine that found stuff on FTPs called oth.net.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

I was googling ftp folders. I got here late.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Google came much much later...

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

I didn't get online till 2000, not my fault we were poor.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

or getting there cd's in the mail

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

Their...

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Or having no CDs but tapes and floppies.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

I'm 28. I've loaded up games from tape.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

try floppies

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The 5.25" monstrosities?

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

We used 8" floppies --> https://is.gd/3sl3cr

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

thse are new to me

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Well it never happened that fucking fast

8 years ago | Likes 1004 Dislikes 3

Nope def not. BA DING BA DING BAAAAASSSSSSSDDHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

It can! I had broadband and AOL (Free trial), and it used the broadband connection instead of dial up networking.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Thatswhathesaid.gif

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I wish that's what your mom said.

8 years ago | Likes 72 Dislikes 1

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8 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 1

Mom-"can you get off the Internet so I can call someone?" me-"sure, just let me finish downloading this song from Napster real quick"

8 years ago | Likes 208 Dislikes 1

Those were dark days indeed

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

whoever invented downloads that can save their place. u da real mvp

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I used to put 2 pc's on at night, download 1GB files split between and run up and down stairs with a 100MB zip drive to combine them.

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

15 minuets later you press play and get " i did not have sexual relations with that women" track

8 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

In my family, it was ironically my mom who was always on the internet and me wanting to call my friend. She played this card game on Yahoo

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Called euchre or something. Never understood the game but there were tournaments and teams. She was really into it

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Damn, you're not from the Midwest huh? Euchre is popular here. Played thousands of games in the cafeteria in high school.

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

I'm in the mid west and never heard of it

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

In my day we played Pokémon and Yu Gi Oh in the cafeteria :p. Grew up in Texas

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

15 minutes later "Are you still downloading? Get. Off the internet!" "hold on, it's almost done!" (download at 17%)

8 years ago | Likes 80 Dislikes 0

And you've also given your computer antibiotic resistant tuberculosis

8 years ago | Likes 23 Dislikes 0

Makes me think of limewire :)

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Then she picks up the phone at 95% and breaks the connection.

8 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

That's why you use a download manager. Just get one from download.com and you can restart where you left off later.

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 13

Why did I get downvoted for this? Did people think I was a bot advertising through a time machine from the '90s?

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Damn bots getting more and more advanced...

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0