Funkplosion

1562 pts · January 3, 2015


Now stick in a li’l bear to keep him on his toes.

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

“Me too, don’t tell your mother.”

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I once overheard an enthusiastic young woman take seven minutes to order pancakes, so I get you, IHOP.

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I feel like it should dispense Pez.

5 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

That’s what I thought but the judge said the raccoon had to go back to the zoo.

5 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

This dump is a freight train and I am on board.

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

She thought they were coming for her sandwiches. I’d have my finger on the trigger too.

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Sorry, I’m just as confused as to why this is not the top comment as you are.

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Park ranger: Ma’am, those are all the axes we have and we need them for chopping firewood. Excuse me, MA’AM?

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I also want to pet her donkey.

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

How to intimidate your dominoes opponent.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

At least they both seem happy.

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

What the hell, she’s flipping me off too

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

ZING

6 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

My wife does the five-minute open-doorway goodbye even in the winter, and it drives me CRAZY.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

My liege

6 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

What an idiot. She could have used that knife to rob a tomato store.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Cool! Now do it jumping off a horse.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Describe thy bosoms to me, distant wenches.

6 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Stop hurting my feelings with facts.

6 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 2

Neutron stars can rotate at 600 times per second, handsome.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

In some circles a fungus enema is known as a happy woodsman.

6 years ago | Likes 22 Dislikes 0

Also have a long-haired doxie, hates wearing any kind of clothes.

6 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

I’m back, baby!

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Never gets old.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It must be some kind of trick.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Somehow that is the worst of all possible answers.

6 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 0

On the bright side, they’re finally getting some exercise.

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 4

NICE

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0