1562 pts · January 3, 2015
Now stick in a li’l bear to keep him on his toes.
“Me too, don’t tell your mother.”
I once overheard an enthusiastic young woman take seven minutes to order pancakes, so I get you, IHOP.
I feel like it should dispense Pez.
That’s what I thought but the judge said the raccoon had to go back to the zoo.
This dump is a freight train and I am on board.
She thought they were coming for her sandwiches. I’d have my finger on the trigger too.
Sorry, I’m just as confused as to why this is not the top comment as you are.
Park ranger: Ma’am, those are all the axes we have and we need them for chopping firewood. Excuse me, MA’AM?
I also want to pet her donkey.
How to intimidate your dominoes opponent.
At least they both seem happy.
What the hell, she’s flipping me off too
ZING
My wife does the five-minute open-doorway goodbye even in the winter, and it drives me CRAZY.
My liege
What an idiot. She could have used that knife to rob a tomato store.
Cool! Now do it jumping off a horse.
Describe thy bosoms to me, distant wenches.
Stop hurting my feelings with facts.
Neutron stars can rotate at 600 times per second, handsome.
In some circles a fungus enema is known as a happy woodsman.
Also have a long-haired doxie, hates wearing any kind of clothes.
I’m back, baby!
Never gets old.
It must be some kind of trick.
Somehow that is the worst of all possible answers.
On the bright side, they’re finally getting some exercise.
NICE
Now stick in a li’l bear to keep him on his toes.
“Me too, don’t tell your mother.”
I once overheard an enthusiastic young woman take seven minutes to order pancakes, so I get you, IHOP.
I feel like it should dispense Pez.
That’s what I thought but the judge said the raccoon had to go back to the zoo.
This dump is a freight train and I am on board.
She thought they were coming for her sandwiches. I’d have my finger on the trigger too.
Sorry, I’m just as confused as to why this is not the top comment as you are.
Park ranger: Ma’am, those are all the axes we have and we need them for chopping firewood. Excuse me, MA’AM?
I also want to pet her donkey.
How to intimidate your dominoes opponent.
At least they both seem happy.
What the hell, she’s flipping me off too
ZING
My wife does the five-minute open-doorway goodbye even in the winter, and it drives me CRAZY.
My liege
What an idiot. She could have used that knife to rob a tomato store.
Cool! Now do it jumping off a horse.
Describe thy bosoms to me, distant wenches.
Stop hurting my feelings with facts.
Neutron stars can rotate at 600 times per second, handsome.
In some circles a fungus enema is known as a happy woodsman.
Also have a long-haired doxie, hates wearing any kind of clothes.
I’m back, baby!
Never gets old.
It must be some kind of trick.
Somehow that is the worst of all possible answers.
On the bright side, they’re finally getting some exercise.
NICE