TheBigCheese146
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Source: Kingsman (2014)
Mar 10, 2020 1:26 PM
TheBigCheese146
112823
1812
57
Source: Kingsman (2014)
jursamaj
But Hemingway offed himself…
GhostofBillyMays
Donaldbain
Hemingway would have got it all on the paper, though.
GfxBuri
UltimaRatio
Oxford > brogue
StoicOptimist
Try each day to be just a bit better than you were.. your life will be full of progress and success 8)
Deights13
Oh my god this film is 6 years old???
pssthtpssthtpss
iRateYourDick
Damn. Cute
Salmikki
True nobility is not using atrocious subtitles sheesh
RabidDingo
Fantastic movie.
DickDastardly404
And yet the movie is consistently making poor people look like degenerate retards, and rich people look intelligent and endlessly capable
JamesBluntThatSmartassCunt
Dude on the right is cute
sobeboy31
Cut the paper towel roll in half
KaramojoBell
This was a fantastic film.
TheChef5349
If future me is going to talk this level of shit about me, then I'll fucking ruin his life.
hologram87
I want to marry Taron Egerton
TheLexoPlexx
I remember this line very well.
JeffMansell
*2625
MyPseudoIsAlduinSkyrimStoleItFromMe
415Studio
Me to taron egerton: you look like a fun place to sit
Jarmander15
https://youtu.be/PUB9D78ajmI speaking of Hemingway
WillemHellfire
Thanks! Talk about a wild ride!
Jarmander15
I’ve watched that more times than I care to admit
sf111
arbarac
First film I had seen him in for years. Whole movie I was like "that guy looks so familiar" Then the credits roll and I'm like ITS LUKE!
jliviKittenJunkie
Same. But my cousin was the one who pointed it out to me.
copingcabana
What movie?
maximalio
Kingsman
ElbowDeepinaTinyOctopus
Ah, but if you consume your enemies, you can gain their power. Find the Most Improved person from your High School, and Eat the Rich.
Fips
That's right! Fuck you, past me! Or is it 'fuck me' then? Either way, fuck that guy!
imadethisaccounttotellyouthis
Fuck yourself, yourself, you coward!...?
TheBigCheese146
Hey past Cheese!
IDontKnowTHIRDBASE
copingcabana
TakuanSoho
Goddamn pavlovian reflexes I tried to upvote the Reddit comment :'(
Gestalt7
westPAguy
that guy in particular?
shredder134
that scene was so great
ameriki
I hope future me doesn't look back at present me and think "how stupid!" the way I look back at past me.
Couldicareless
Happens every time i look in a mirror. I think thats how mirrors work, my reflection is technically in the past, right?
kmikl
From past me: past you is the path to get to today you. Don't be too hard on yourself even if you're a shit-head, but learn from it.
ethanthecrazy
I hope so. Thinking that your past self is stupid means you have gotten smarter. I look forward to cringing at my past self for decades.
pizzaparty
100%. The next step after that, though, is having compassion for your dumb past self anyway knowing you did the best you could at the time.
copingcabana
True nobility comes from having a full shell of valence electrons.
themuttonisniceandlean
This makes my science teacher self so happy.
mcbase
Ergot argon
realargonwolf
I don't know what a fungal blight has to do with inert gases, but I'll just roll with it.
imcurrentlyatabar
This is absolutely perfect and I plan on stealing it. Went and +1 a couple of your other stuff as tribute.
hetriedtokillmewithaforklift
I'd like to upvote this, but I don't interact
TheBigCheese146
Wait...
Hrafna55
I guessed noble gases but went and read up on Wikipedia as well.
Eldopaquinone
danmanflimflam
I'm going to have to take your word on that.
WhoHim
This is the sexiest comment I've read in a loooong time.
scotskies
+1 (if you need it)
copingcabana
Oh no! +1 means I've lost an electron. I'll try to stay positive. :)
KissMyShinyMetalAsterisk
Now I understand why the cosmos forced me to take chemistry ⚛️
copingcabana
They say love is chemistry, but sex is physics.
KissMyShinyMetalAsterisk
Lol! That’s new to me. The physics majors I knew in college would have loved this intel.
Funkplosion
My liege
AKnightOfMind
Jonnoatpeace
Oh you....I get this
CertifiedPreOwnedButtPlug
Oh, you. You're a gas.
groundsquirrel
This is the greatest thing I've ever heard.
bbnestea
How is he so attractive?
Zadwanaa
majix
TheRicM
That's what a properly tailored suit will do for ya
OtterlyMagnificent
Or a properly fitted military uniform...
DarkRedCape
Which one?
HappyEngineer
BrobiwanKenobro
as a straight guy you're right, its a bit unfair but good for them
iRateYourDick
Make up and lighting
SensualTrooper
Useful?!
Chuckinsky
Where do these rules come from, especially the 4th? On their very first meeting Galahad beats up some young men just because of rudeness.
Voidhawk42
He'd recently lost one of his closest friends (Lancalot). He was stressed and grieving, and let himself slip. Understandable.
ThisIsAPrivateResidenceMan
i don't think the picture and the words are related, although he DID try to move on several times and they persisted on being rude
ThisIsAPrivateResidenceMan
also he really had to talk to eggsy about what was going on so maybe the circumstances warranted a lesson
OtterlyMagnificent
Also, IIRC, they started with the aggression, going beyond rudeness. He responded to their aggression. But note that he also locked the 1/
OtterlyMagnificent
door, keeping the situation enclosed, not in public. (And later, Merlin follows rule 1 by shutting off the recording. Eggsy's conquest 2/
CloakerJosh
Yet another movie I haven't seen. My backlog is spinning out of control here, Cheese. Great gif +1
ThisPleasesZulthar
I'll watch this movie anytime, anywhere. Just mindless fun and good characters
TheBigCheese146
Bloody hell Cloaker, the list is getting real long
jbrightmans
The whole movie is good, but you can at least watch the church scene
StarscreamAndHutch
Fun movie
KatehasaBlog
No ones winning any Oscars, but they’re really fun films. A lot of great moments like this. Personal favourite of mine.
MellowButDramatic
Kingsman is great fun. Don’t go out of your your way to catch the sequel. I know - what a shock.
TrueLegateDamar
You could skip the sequel though
HoldingAccount
It’s an okay movie. You can watch it or skip it. Both are valid options.
TheRicM
I liked them both
dickable
Absolutely not. Elton John's fight scene alone makes it a must-watch.
CoffeeDaemon
dickable
Elton John has a fight scene. There's no deeper meaning here. I'm not playing with words. Elton just straight-up beats ass.
dinocratic
Yeah, he does. We're sure about that. Heh.