FluentPenguin

109888 pts · May 25, 2015


I enjoy penguins and baths.

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That micro manager is micro managing

1 year ago | Likes 61 Dislikes 0

I think online it has. I know JK Rowling’s brain being infected by mould has turned me off the franchise for good but it still is huge

1 year ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Can probably still milk it for a few extra dollars

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Best of luck to their inbox too

1 year ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

I felt like I’d been punched in the soul. Not a molecule of air left in my body for a few seconds.

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

…can someone notify me when the pressure is being measured in Dreamcast console lids closing

1 year ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

You’re thinking of the calculator app

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

“Please take a seat. My name is Dr Ben and this is my associate Dr Jerrys. We’ve got some bad news about your tonsils but we have good news for after the surgery”

1 year ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Wondering if these Israelis are is realies

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

People will tell you it’s great and all that but honestly? It’s so much better than you think

1 year ago | Likes 24 Dislikes 0

I sat down every time she said sit.

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

The perfect circle at the exit is just *chefs kiss*

1 year ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Be a cryin’ shame if someone was to tag this person. A damn cryin’ shame.

1 year ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Watch the video in reverse. You’re welcome.

1 year ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

AI? More like aaaaaayyyyyyyyyy am I right fellas? Fellas? Anyone?

1 year ago | Likes 44 Dislikes 4

I too know this guys wife’s cycle

1 year ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Dude it’s a car

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 3

Thats how Cpt Reginald Thistleton died. Sniper saw the light of his cigarette after he somehow survived his plane crashing.

1 year ago | Likes 45 Dislikes 0

Guinea pigs always have that ‘.’ face and I love them for it

1 year ago | Likes 34 Dislikes 0

I think I’m going to do as many things as I can to ensure I’m not in a position where getting used to it is an option

1 year ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

It made no sense whatsoever but I remember when I first saw it I did go “ooooooooooh, pretty”

1 year ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Lil guy seems to work about as quick as most construction workers I’ve saw to be fair. Get him a hard hat

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

A good spread ranging from “d’aww” to “oh lawd!”

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Gummy bears gummy bears!

1 year ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 0

I’d rather not if that’s okay

1 year ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Or to give it the full medical title: ouchy butt

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Or a cat with access to magnets

1 year ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

“How does he sold towels” made me laugh so hard I’m convinced today is gonna be a good day

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2