Flatscreenface

1772 pts ยท February 25, 2011


Patient dog is patient

8 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

Dahlgren by Samuel R Delaney

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

And she wears her nipples on the inside. And has no vagina by the looks of it

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Also known as Ma'ali'i, Makaliki, and so on, all through the Pacific

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Looks like a Bichon frise

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'm not hip hop or cool or anything near cool but I used to really like Earthling, particularly Soup or no soup. English, innit.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Please find correct version for us

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

If a kid tried this on my dog I would probably have to have him destroyed. The dog that is. Cause he would attack the shit out of him

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Those otters are waiting for a chance to rape the hell out of that dog

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Note the Foos are finished (thank god, about time) can we reanimate Kurt's corpse?

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 10

All the comments about how little money they r saving, or how much money they r spending on clothes-ever heard of the lolz? Didn't think so

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

If only this was true. She changed because of an anecdotal incident, same as our who say 'I ate linseed and my cancer went away.'

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

I realized something was up when it told me it had cleared more storage than my phone has. Uninstall

10 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

WTF is this orange stuff that you guys call cheddar!? Assuming it is cheese, cheddar should not be that colour

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

As we shaped dog evolution so dogs shaped ours, therefore no one is fully human until they have had a dog best friend. Congrats new human!

10 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Took my dog swimming in the river, picked him up cause the current was too fast for him, he did this above the moving water

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I threw my crooked vultures CD out the car window into deep roadworks so no one would ever have to listen to that boring shit again

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 17

no, just little decorative ones

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I want bat wings growing from my temples. Then I could fan my face in hot weather or make them a sun visor.

10 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

wow, great name, great hobby

13 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

not me because Netflix doesn't do New Zealand. WHat option then but...one word, starts with T, rhymes with orrent. Yeah I'm ready

13 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

you need to take those sausages off and wait until some coas have built up

13 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

when 1st hatched spiders need 2 get away before they eat each other, so they squirt a thread of silk into the wind and...FLY

13 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

ok! So...maybe he is an Aus-tese...or a Malt-stralian...?

13 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

phone?

13 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

he has a studded collar to make him look tough but i really need to get a chain and padlock

13 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

it depends...on what the hell a jack-a-poo is? if it is a type of dog then no, he is an Australian terrier Maltese cross. Quite intelligent

13 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I was thinking "don't need to go to Norway then, looks just like NZ"

13 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0