FartMyselfAwake

443 pts ยท August 22, 2014


People be like sharing fun things so, I'm just here for the ride. Also maybe raise awareness of sphincters and appreciate my cats. Not their sphincters tho just them. Like as a whole. The whole cat.

The hole seminator

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Try redbubble!

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Shhhhhhhhhhhush sweet bean

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Tell that to the drama students!

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Does this mean I won't get made fun of anymore?!

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Mine too!

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I'm only two... it's really hard so big congrats!

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Thanks Linda

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Mmm yes it is

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Judge mint

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I mean, I'm fine.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Could it be me, please

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

ANEEKEEN

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Halle Booby

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Well happy birthday to me!

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Erm. Alien cat Matilda. Just search that. The one with space eyes

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It looks like the same thing alien cat Matilda had. Spontaneous lens luxation

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

And may flights of angels sing thee to thy rest

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Question: do they sew the packs like into the pidgeon??

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Also the name of your sextape

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Oh so that's why bees are dying...

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Yeah but can you suck ya own titty

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Ye.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

*Canadian cringe*

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Yee floaty ween

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Actually that's still kind of dirty..

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I have to disappoint the expectations of a dirty story.. He sprayed it in a bowl and we ate some..

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I mean, a cop let me eat it once..

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

At climax

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Turned out chedda than you thought?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1