ErectionDeception

60 pts · November 27, 2016


Doesn’t happen leading us to the conclusion that Kermit’s existence is related to 9/11 canonically

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The twin towers because it was pre 2001 footage. This means the reality Kermit exists in, 9/11 happens, but the reality he doesn’t exist it

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For y’all who don’t get it, the 2002 Muppets Christmas film shows a glimpse of NYC if Kermit never existed. The footage they used contains

5 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Sauce?

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Pyramids were not used as graves.

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 5

I’m in Canada where it is legal.

6 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

Anything’s a dildo if you’re brave enough

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Damn those moves are actually a lot more majestic than I remember. I definitely couldn’t do any better now that I realize it.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

My buddy made that subreddit as a joke but it blew up and became an actual thing

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Hm I’m having an oddly satisfying dump right now too.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

If you turn your phone sideways it’s a kitter swimming across the land

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Damn I've never seen anyone so good at handling their wood

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That would be a good way to save puppers in hot cars instead of damaging the windows and such

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Hey, we can turn this into a religion!

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I guess you could say he took it balls deep.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

He got his panties in a bunch.

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I guess Redbull didn't give him wings.

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