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Feb 10, 2017 1:37 AM
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MikeyDew
Getting the last of the toothpaste because I'm as cheap as Eugene Crabs.
TheLastSpaceman
Dumb-ass danger noodle eatin balls n shit
lachupacombo
Officially my least favorite PEZ dispenser
TormentedPenguin
takes WAY to long to get the candy out.. horrible design!
nickdillinger
You're the hero Gotham needs.
mcnillie
Silly nope rope, you dont play fetch that way
strongbadthemovie
Is it a... Ball Python?
Buck39
I'll call him "Monty"
BossPat
Eunoterp
Snakes face looks like how my ass feels after a gorgon-sized dump
Mderms
That just doesn't look fun. For anybody.
thegoddamngandalf
That's a weird dog
Bregfret
Cracks me up he's doing the pre-vomit-drool-and-gulps just like I do after 12 margaritas.
GardevoirTheknight
That smile at the end
chrisdafish
Snek is no egg
ducksinarow
THESE ARE NOT JOANNA EGGS!
TheOneGalen
McLeach!
akaRustyShackleford
Oh man, beat me to a Joanna joke.
ducksinarow
Couldn't help it sorry...
myfi
Yeah the choking isn't so much an issue as the tennis ball being indigestible. That snake'd eat bigger food and be fine.
whambamcanofspam
Thats how my butt looks when I eat too much dairy.
WileEColi
What a dumbasp.
geiokami
I guess this works best when 98% of your body is neck
ProjectValkyrie
Poor noodle probably thought it was an egg.
dinglejingle
they should choose lottery numbers like that.
AllTheGoodOnesWereAlreadyTaken
That made me laugh-snort!
NWSchoolboy
Aw, poor baby.
SpidermansStupidButtcrack
Who let it eat a tennis ball? What is wrong with that snake that it thought a tennis ball is food? Snakes drool? What the fuck?
thewhifflingtit
The article on the incident implies it was a wild snake that wandered into someone's yard and ate the ball.
SomeCrazyNerd
Probably thought it was an egg. I don't think they see much colour. They swallow egss and ceack them in their throat. But the ball...
SomeCrazyNerd
*eggs. *crack.
venomlash
Drop it...DROP IT!
drewcrosby
Nope Rope > Choke Rope
drewcrosby
Which, now that I think about it, is exactly what a noose is.
dRailerPlay
Now... reverse it...
killkillkilldiediedie
oniaijin
Ty
usersubguide
For the record, they can't actually choke. Dislocating jaw and wind pipe. They kinda eat big stuff all the time.
DarkwingDuc
Maybe choke isn't the right word, but I don't think it'd digest that tennis ball and it ain't fitting out the back end whole.
andergriff
and while the ball was in there it wouldn't be able to eat.
ossmimages6
My butt hole thanks you - snake
Liquormonkey
Anyone else remember when Shrek blew up a snake like a balloon? Yeah that was wild
PlumpyPenguin
And the makes Cotten candy with spider webs that shit was more off the chain that waffles in the morning.
UmbraDread
Oh I member!
OutdoorHuman
Be honest. How many highs are you right now?
lunarpastry
I just watched that exact scene about 45 minutes ago
smarmageddon
It's all ogre now
ImNotAlwaysAnAsshole
ugh...
RoyMothballs
Stop right there
CHarbringer
Criminal scum
62886580
It's never ogre
LamarTheHeadhumper
It was a frog, feona blew the snake and made a balloon animal with an animal. You're no rockstar
orgeezuz
Hey now, let's not have a pissing contest about shrek, ok?
TheOneGalen
Sometimes you have to get your game on, even if it's about Shrek.
LamarTheHeadhumper
Especially when it's about Shrek. Shrek is love. Shrek, is life.
TheLegendarySuperStrayan
You think that was wild, donkey reproduced with a fucking dragon, now shit was wack
saltycomments
still chokes less the falcons
BillWeenus
still chokes less the falcons
dumbintact
Bombast
I love how little effort went into this comment
OneFuckedPony
heshame
That makes so much more sense if you play melee
mwrd
Smash ftw
FFFS
burn
GenericUsernameIsAlreadyTaken
eagleeye33
Boom!
CommanderPiglet
Shots fired. State down.
AgentMitchConnor
Falcons fan here. This made my head sink quite low. +1
BigBingo
Too soon bro
holyguacamole303
way too soon..
AgentMitchConnor
Righhhhht? It feels like I got dumped
junney
interestiinggggg
thewhifflingtit
This is very sad. This is a very stressed snake, likely kept in very warm conditions without a place to cool itself, leading to confusion
thewhifflingtit
and an overly strong sensation of hunger.
Tassyr
I'm worried the snake might not survive the trauma of having that thing squeezed back out that way...
butmahitsjustmebooo
Better out the attic than the basement.
skwint
It went in that way!
Tassyr
Yes, and having your internal organs compressed to force food out through YOUR mouth might do a bit more damage than swallowing normally.
NoSkellingtons
You ever felt a snake bro? Pretty sure it's just fine.
skwint
I've never been a great fan of hangovers, but I've survived them all so far!
GoochoLibre
I worry that too as a snake owner. They generally tend to be a one-directional tube, but I imagine they have to be able to hork stuff up.
FernandoRumdebum
Oh ya, when you evolve to eat things whole, evolution throws you a bone and gives you the power to throw things too big back up
harles2000
+1 for use of the word hook. Don't hear that used often enough.
harles2000
+1 for the use of the word hork. Don't see that wonderfully descriptive word used nearly enough.
Djchoragos
It was done by a vet if that helps
Tassyr
That actually does.
editguy
I feel it has a better chance than trying to digest that tennis ball
Tassyr
I'm just saying, it may not have actually done the thing any favors, and putting it out of its misery might've been more humane.
vobra
meskarune
It was a vet doing it, so hopefully they had some idea of what they were doing.
ShamelessOToole
You're just talking out of your ass.
andergriff
snake is fine. source http://www.brisbanetimes.com.au/queensland/snake-swallows-tennis-ball-massaged-out-by-vet-nurse-20170209-gu92yw.html
andergriff
but you don't know that, so why not stick with the option that has a chance for it to live instead of just killing it?
Banditsalmon
Snakes regurgitate foods of they need to get away fast.
thewhifflingtit
It's dangerous for them to do so, though. They can die from it.
RandomAbscessMemories
So what he should have done is jumped out from behind a corner and shouted at the snake?
Tassyr
Yes. but they don't get the 'toothpaste tube' treatment from the outside. It's the difference between you hurling and someone putting 1/2
Tassyr
you in a vice to make you hurl. 2/2
alman1234
I feel I am, at least slightly, different anatomically than a snake.
alman1234
I feel I am, at least slightly, different anatomically than a snake.
mouse25
"At least slightly" made me chuckle
Tassyr
Indeed. That's why I'm not claiming I'm certain of this, but it DOES seem like a valid concern to me.