Incorrigible show-off and irrepressible smart-mouth. Teaser of mother badgers, incubator of ill-conceived adventures. Follow me and off the edge we go!
Incorrigible show-off and irrepressible smart-mouth. Teaser of mother badgers, incubator of ill-conceived adventures. Follow me and off the edge we go!
Good thing he remembered to scrape off that excess mortar. What an eyesore that would have been!
Yes! Every good North Korean knows our glorious leader didn't wait until he was 3 to learn how to drive. He drove a Volvo straight out of the womb and flew it up to heaven to high-five God before ascending the throne.
Hubris.
Ooh, is golf really ruined? That would make my year. Golf should live on in Scotland and nowhere else.
So walking outside of my house is mature? Guess I need to start making the kids wear blindfolds everywhere.
Says the guy who can fly and stop bullets and shoot lasers out of his eyes.
What does choosing to take your food into the shower have to do with being nice to people?
Strap on! Err, in. Well, maybe both.
I do. Every voting cycle.
Depending on the city, someone would have defecated in a bag and passed that back instead.
Bless school teachers. Bless the shit out of them. I'd crack.
Genuine question here. How does health care work in the EU? I thought it was a social system.
2057, you say? Hope there's some people left alive to save.
Stumbler or something like that.
TIL @op has two moms.
#26 I'll give it a try, but if my kids grow up needing therapy, I'm blaming you, @op.
Yes.
Let us know when the next chapter's ready!
So true!I've only recently learned this!
Dante deserves to do whatever he wants.
Every day is red head day if you make it.
If you can't tell by the information provided, they're probably not relying on you to identify that woman.
Ohh, they're investigating it because there's a video of it so they can't just ignore it. As usual.
Rude! To vaginas everywhere.
I mean, we still don't know that we will.