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Apr 19, 2023 3:38 AM
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witchykitchen
You know when people say that when you punch someone, you shouldn't aim just for their face, your target should be about a foot behind their face? (It helps your punch land full force) You should do something similar here: #26 Think about a spot just under their belly button, then spank that butt!
CutChemist
Who DOESNT say Wed-nes-day when spelling it? I’ve known how to spell it for like.. 30 years and I still say it.
moxythree
#33 one of the funniest improv moments of the show. The writers said they were mad they didn’t come up with it first.
GlobalIntrovertsClub
#5 I didn’t come here to be attacked like that
Jinxies
I'll burn that bridge when I get to it
definitelynotafae
#10 yes, do this. You wont regret, i promise!
donorkort
#ad
WellAckchually
I do not have any of the requisite skills or abilities to be a drug dealer
fantasyfungi
#2 Zennial?
ErniesWidow
My last words will be, "Pspspsps. Here kitty!"
BigBuckeyeZ
#29 Went through this when I had to explain my buddy's check for our season tickets which indicated on the memo line it was for "coke and hookers"
ModsSometimesHeedMyScamWarnings
#2 "Hey we should queue up another flash video to load while we watch this one so we only have to wait about 15 minutes after this video to watch that one instead of 30"
kanybal
#29 how, you know, use paypal?
jonReremy9669
#14 thusrday
Velocirapture2015
#4: Fucking finally! Geez! I've been so patient, but this is excessive.
investigacion360
#39 as a teacher, rigor means "not everyone deserves an A, a do you're lazy". Also I'm going to steal this one.
stephanitely
#37
Sorrymyfault
i hate those post about quiting your job and becoming a drug dealer, do these people have any idea how little income the average drug dealer has?
SvarvSven
Bob, please aspire to be more than average.
Wapusk
#36 Um, boys want that hose things too. Bitch, you ain't special.
Sarpedan
#42 i just realized my laundry hamper has stuff in it from when i moved into my current flat, in 2006
AlcoholicsAnonymousBYO
mmmerf1
#26 and apply lotion afterwards. Aftercare is important.
EnterTheMongoose
#26 I'll give it a try, but if my kids grow up needing therapy, I'm blaming you, @op.
m4uboy
eh, if you spank them enough they'll need therapy anyway.
laughoutloud74
My husband smacked me and my kids on the asses so much at one point we were all on guard all the time. They are all grown now. So he doesn't any more. They all turned out OK.
25schmeckles
Comment of the times
NivalisAngelus
Geese can't be emotional support animals. Asshole is not an emotion.
SatansCrusader
Love #13 not enough people have heard about clue.
PandaGoop
#40 huh I understand this too well lol
AskaAsh
#1 is actually what we want to hear about. It's to understand you better. It's not to judge. Nor do we expect some grand intellectual topic. If you're thinking "how many cats would it take to kill a dinosaur " and I ask what you're thinking, I want you to tell me that so I can say "it depends on the dinosaur" and then we can debate it!
IAmLarkTakeMeToYourCheese
#41 ...and not Bing? Really?
ChaoticGoodTransGirl
#29 lol I'm not ever gonna qualify for a mortgage I'm not worried
MemesAndDreams
Ha neither
Turkleturts
I hope to, but have no problem with the $40 transfer for a "bag of used buttplugs and assorted schlongs" to pay for dinner last week.
irrelevantusernamehere
I always put "for sexual favors" when I transfer money to my husband. I told the loan officer that we're married and everything he does is for sexual favors. It was still awkward explaining it
ChaoticGoodTransGirl
#19 my pill organizer is filled with hrt meds and since that makes conservatives and churches angry I'd say that's pretty punk
Hereagain
🤘🤘🤘
haIucid
You are the most punk of punks, and we love and salute you!
PrincessBride1
Half of them take hrt meds as well. They don't mean those hormones. Only the ones given to people that make them uncomfortable.
DiabloD3
thotterpop
angrytransgirl
love you, sis.
mouseasw
...for not being cis
ChaoticGoodTransGirl
💜
musiclover72210
I was trying to figure out why that would make churches angry until I realised you were trying to save characters while spelling heart.
musiclover72210
*weren't