Elenson

1024 pts · February 6, 2014


A girl at a work site near mine was killed and the bear kept eating her even while a bunch of guys hit it with any makeshift weapon they had

4 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 0

My wife had terrible hives her whole life. Cut her toxic mom out for 6 months. Hives gone. Gave her mom a chance. Hives.

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I knew Galadriel’s daughter was taken by orcs and Elrond’s wife was taken by orcs, but for some reason I only put two and two together now

5 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Albertian and I’ve been told if you genuinely can’t afford, they waive the fee, but they will harass the crap out of you until they’re sure.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

My dad tells the story of him going through a neighbour’s fence. Cop just told him to rebuild the fence once he’s sobered up and left.

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I can hear it

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I’m bringing chili

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

3 years later, I credit that same treatment for saving my life and helping me get through my day without asking if people would miss me.

5 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

My personal experience, I got steadily worse for the first 6 months of treatment, resulting in a suicide attempt. 1.

5 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

Was really confused why you didn’t condone it. 2/2

5 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

Thought you mean’t he, “Fixed up his Dodge Viper and sold it for a sizeable enough profit, to buy a house ... while drunk.” 1/2

5 years ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 0

Oh, and yes ... the supervisor was the first to be kicked to the curb.

5 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

This was 18 years ago and my older self is shocked nobody actually got charged with anything.

5 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

When corporate security figured it out, goodbye everyone who’d ever signed off on a bad count (which was everyone). /3

5 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

After half a year of this, everyone was in on it, either out of laziness or actually stealing and over $50,000 worth was unaccounted for /2

5 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Fudging inventory counts. The supervisor hated writing off missing items and we’d get crap for not completing counts 100% 1/

5 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Not a mass lay-off or closure. We legit f’d up and ever one of our asses was replaced by a temp (soon to be full time) after 2 days.

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I worked in a busy warehouse, where we got into a situation in which we found out: Yes, they can indeed fire us all. 1/

5 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Have a friend whose littered his Facebook with shit about how ALL women are too shallow to see how good a guy he is.

5 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

They had just as many supporters as people they offended. Still in business.

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

One of my wife’s competitors (craft fair circuit) tried to make a product line based on these a couple years ago. 1/2

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Not only that, but it will also purify the air of 5Gs!

5 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 1

Forgetting Economics, Germany’s Concentration camps were not guarded by nukes.

5 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Awe. Now it’s depressed.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

My head canon says this wasn’t planned and it really creeps me out.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

A woman I went to University with played one of the Orc extras in the movies. Don’t know which Orc though.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

#2 With good writers, this could make an excellent TV show. Just gets crazier each episode as the town tries to keep up the facade

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I worked with a crew of landscapers, and even we had a saying, “And that’s why people get hit by trains,” whenever something stupid happened

6 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0