Nov 26, 2019 12:11 AM
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DawnofAzazel
If you're gunna be dumb you've gotta be tough.
CaffeineManic
If the train driver kills you because you're a fucking retard, you'll still give the engineer nightmares for years. Don't be a dead retard.
somethingsomethingsomethingclever
themonkeyboy04
And as always the camera person fails to focus on the important stuff, the dumb ladies on the floor
WakeMeUpB4UpostPost
Is the train okay?!!
boyneutron3
How the fuck did she live to be as old as she appears to be?
totesmygoats
I never liked trains until just now.
blissblush
What a lot of colossal fucking turnips. I weep for the future
recliningpanda
I feel bad for the driver they think they hurt someone because a glorified cum stain was to stupid to move
dontlookdownclown
Too*
ohmyreally
aBJisStillaJobDuh
thatsmyfetish69
Please don’t reproduce you moron.
Grudgebearingmidget
A lil' chlorine in the gene pool
taroband
What a dumb ass.
CryoSleeping
That engine operator is fucking pissed.
joot
Probably terrified and traumatized. It’s got to be such an utterly helpless feeling.
Jumblium
Really like to see video from her phone.
blueplinx
Move bitch, get out the way
TakWriterOfWorlds
thedtp
v
preemptiveenema
Damn you so ugly it looks like you got hit in the face by a train!
Leevalleyoftheshadowofdeath
Unless that's helen keller out there fucks wrong with them
TheGreatBlueWaffle
When Helen Keller is better at Darwinism then your dumb ass, then please just remove yourself from the gene pool.
ASneakyTurtle
All aboard for the Darwin Express!!!
StepRightUp
This should be top comment! +1
Tooot toot
TLoATDaE
And they'll try and sue the train for not avoiding them, most likely. Then sue the rail company for not having "safety rails" too... Idiot.
Einbrecher
And because the legal system isn't anywhere near as unreasonable as folks make it out to be, she'll also most likely lose.
jacblake
Darwin Award Winner
MrWizard1979
Only if it's before they procreate.
ImperatorNikolai
That idiot should also get fined for making the train late
fordon
Because we hate humans.
regretthisalready
At very least a spanking
AIComments
I'm guessing there's a lot of paperwork.
CommanderBear93
I might be wrong not I think they do that in Japan and if you die, they charge your family for cleanup
Euchale
It´s an urban legend that the Japanese Government has no interest in clearing up.
Ulthirm
Not a mandatory fine. Similar to parking tickets by a private company in a way.
justtruth
They passed laws like that in the US but for the idiots blocking freeways and intersections.
hammersquirrel
MonetaryPolicyAct1913
You are right. The stair would have sliced off his face.
StewedTomaters
And there it is.
Longbowgun
From what I remember: the foot probably saved dudes life pushing him out of the way before getting hit by a pointy part.
EvilDeadTed
?noredirect
rossmartinez73
Jesus Christ, how f'ing stupid are people.
Fluffierthanmost
Very stupid!
KibblesandBitchTits
3
herkyth
Is that a trick question?
Disclaimered
Stupid enough that an additional horn needs to be added that SCREAMS !! ** MOVE YO ASS BITCH **
Metals4J
Yes
Noob3rts
If you want to see just how stupid people are, watch this and try not to rip your hair out. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jJ9SuE2ncqk
jwebbmx75
God... damnit...
Did you really want an answer for this?
CitizenPrime
Have you met people?
imagine1day
Don't ask questions you don't want to know the answer to.
Suikodenstar
Stupid as shit. Source: work in public transportation
RacecarRoadcar
Australians call public transport "pubic transport" because it's rubbish.
I am so sorry. Can I just say your work is undervalued and underappreciated? Because it is.
Especially the herd thinning aspects no one wants to talk about.
Thanks. I’m usually taken by surprise when people wave or try to say thanks. I can’t react fast enough sometimes.
getadogupya
Choo Choo, motherfuckers.
xoverthirtyx
Remember the Dennis Hopper commercials?!
ferengischoolofbusiness
Lol
hugeyakman
Next station anal devastation!
GonzoRunner
AsLongAsYouLookLikeYouKnowWhatYoureDoing
T3hi84n2g
Jazzbuh
MEESE!!
KentMansleyWorksForTheGovernment
Two plus two is CHICKEN!
maincarrot
Who the hell eats half a cup of ice cream?
ZombieDK
Or only two fig newton's
two sleeves is a serving size.
GrimaceMusically
The big yellow one is THE SUN
riflechopper
It's a cup of dirt.
YOU TOO
DILLIGAF197
I work for a railroad, i see people on the tracks all the time. We can’t stop quickly, you will die.
[deleted]
ThePedro8161
Engineer*
Scield
He can only change lanes If the conductor tells him to though!
Elenson
I worked with a crew of landscapers, and even we had a saying, “And that’s why people get hit by trains,” whenever something stupid happened
SirBillington
Had a friend who was an engineer for CSX, one of his friends hit 15 people...
I know it's hard to make the argument but was it in purpose? Just don't tap the brakes.
NotAnotherDisneyPrincess
My city has railroad tracks in front of a Ferry terminal. So many idiots trying to cross the tracks by foot or car. Messes EVERYTHING up!
KnifeKnut
Needs fencing and grade separated crossing.
maninthedarkness
That or just go full Wastelander on the train. Spikes, fire, the whole works. Drop the bodies off at a fertilizer producer.
TobyKweef
To be fair, if they’re too dumb to move, they deserve it. I just feel bad for the RR people having to deal with it.
ThomasThundersword
someone once said the line he works for forcibly retires anyone who’s “driving” when the train hits someone. so as to avoid being>
responsible for “to much” permanent mental trauma for the poor blokes. idk how true that is, just what someone said in an imgur comment b4
Upvotes4Everybody
https://youtu.be/E55t0lnp_8M
YoSoyMuffin
Risky click of the day
To be faaaaaiirrr you probably knew where that was going
Honestly assumed gruesome train video...pleasently surprised.
DulothX
My hometown has some no-lights crossings and, after complaints from the locals, the trains stopped blowing the horn on pass-throughs.(1/2)
odinsleep
regardless of complaints by idiots the law says they MUST use their horn at the crossings.
About 30 years ago, they blew the horn every time, even if the train was coming through at midnight. A decade or so later, they didn't. (1/)
I don't know if this was a case of local ordinance that made them re-route trains at night; and they tried to get around it to save time(2/)
since these trains were going less than 100ft from people's houses on some of these routes; if the engineers were breaking some law;(3/)
My cousin and his friends died when their truck was taken out by a train at such a crossing at night.(2/2)
pondwouldbegoodforyou
Jesus that’s brutal, sorry
Wait, you're the one who complained about the noise at night!? You bastard!
Laneskydoodlethe2nd
What a fucking muppet.
OtterAvalanche
Is that you james may?
Threeleggedcow
I hope it died don't need anymore stupid in the gene pool
iAML8
Shit for brains
DaShanghaiKid
The immovable object lost.
Esdog
An absolute drop gonk
Bubbells
Seems insulting to muppets
TheBlueMuppet
OI!
As much as I agree with your comment, I also think it's an insult to muppets.
ihadtochangeit
Had an American friend use this expression after a week in the UK. Also started using military time. What an idiot
flavivsaetivs
Muppets are a witty and humorous species.
Muppetman18
agreed
MarvinSuggsMuppaphone
Thank you!
CallMeMuppet
I agree.
Apologies
Yeah, same.
ThisIsTheShortestUsernameICouldFind
trentacusOG
Hey! I use that word like the way you are too.
One of us. One of us.
Arrrrgggggghhhh
To be fair maybe she's blind... and deaf... and couldn't feel the vibration of the train coming...
Erbicom2
Nah, just stupid.
PotatOSLament
She probably thought the train would be smaller than the tracks.
What?
DontDoWhatDonaldDontDoes
A muppet... it's not quite a mop, it's not quite a puppet
Eddyrock
When an unstoppable force meets something too stupid to get out of the way
Soundoftesticles
When unstoppable force meets soft body
railgrinder
Cowcatcher's gonna catch
JayEnfield
MOVE BITCH, GET OUT DA WAY
DrDadJokes
GET OUT DA WAY BITCH GET OUT DA WAY
Anonisfun
I SAID MOVE BITCH
brownsugga
vandan117
Like a virus and anti vaxers
I like you!
greenstr
this is pretty cool
imadethisaccounttotellyouthis
My sister in law did this, yhe teain was doing 30mph and removed her left arm, gave her permanent brain damage at 35, with 2 children
ClearCoatedNutz
How did she get hit? Just not paying attention or fell backwards on the platform or something
Unfortunately we don't know. She had her camera with her and she was struck from behind.
ahernandez
Why didn’t she move?
That’s terrible!
Ransbear
Yeah absolutely uncalled for.
flacoloco
lessons learned on that day
learning a lesson after getting brain damage is like
Learned and quickly forgotten with that brain damage.
HighPriestessofSoFrickingTired
Wow, the train took her arm and knocked her up.
tehdubz
i snorted but i really shouldn't have...
ShenanigansForHireExperiencedBeerTasterAndCraicFacilitator
BunsandGuns
That’s fucked but I laughed
"Ran a train" on her
theprofyte
If this was Reddit I would give you the gold.
en shower
zKaito
Brain damage after it hit her?........ Are u sure about that?
SuperTacticalSandwich
Before too
soupiswhatitsoundslikewhenyoueatsoup
*"additional" brain damage
DonteHaversham
It's not hard to avoid being hit by a train. They literally only travel on tracks. She got what she had coming.
Boxxerturtle
Yup one stupid decision that was enacted without malice deserves a permanent physical disability and likely destruction of independent life.
TarekValon
Nobody "deserves" it, but it's not victim shaming to point out that A+B=C.
parasztarcal
She wasn't punished by anyone, she suffered the consequence of her own actions.
notashill
People have no respect for trains. Maybe because they dont move fast. People forget that mass is a big part of force not just speed
Well... f=mv^2 so velocity is a much larger component overall. It's just the mass differential between a train and most things is huge.
massdefect3
Kinetic energy is 1/2 m v^2, force is m * a, momentum is m * v.
TheStreetForce
And when you add speed, say 100mph, the human body just explodes.
DocJungleRot
Pink. Mist.
DawnofAzazel
If you're gunna be dumb you've gotta be tough.
CaffeineManic
If the train driver kills you because you're a fucking retard, you'll still give the engineer nightmares for years. Don't be a dead retard.
somethingsomethingsomethingclever
themonkeyboy04
And as always the camera person fails to focus on the important stuff, the dumb ladies on the floor
WakeMeUpB4UpostPost
Is the train okay?!!
boyneutron3
How the fuck did she live to be as old as she appears to be?
totesmygoats
I never liked trains until just now.
blissblush
What a lot of colossal fucking turnips. I weep for the future
recliningpanda
I feel bad for the driver they think they hurt someone because a glorified cum stain was to stupid to move
dontlookdownclown
Too*
ohmyreally
aBJisStillaJobDuh
thatsmyfetish69
Please don’t reproduce you moron.
Grudgebearingmidget
A lil' chlorine in the gene pool
taroband
What a dumb ass.
CryoSleeping
That engine operator is fucking pissed.
joot
Probably terrified and traumatized. It’s got to be such an utterly helpless feeling.
Jumblium
Really like to see video from her phone.
blueplinx
Move bitch, get out the way
TakWriterOfWorlds
thedtp
preemptiveenema
Damn you so ugly it looks like you got hit in the face by a train!
Leevalleyoftheshadowofdeath
Unless that's helen keller out there fucks wrong with them
TheGreatBlueWaffle
When Helen Keller is better at Darwinism then your dumb ass, then please just remove yourself from the gene pool.
ASneakyTurtle
All aboard for the Darwin Express!!!
StepRightUp
This should be top comment! +1
ASneakyTurtle
Tooot toot
TLoATDaE
And they'll try and sue the train for not avoiding them, most likely. Then sue the rail company for not having "safety rails" too... Idiot.
Einbrecher
And because the legal system isn't anywhere near as unreasonable as folks make it out to be, she'll also most likely lose.
jacblake
Darwin Award Winner
MrWizard1979
Only if it's before they procreate.
ImperatorNikolai
That idiot should also get fined for making the train late
fordon
Because we hate humans.
regretthisalready
At very least a spanking
AIComments
I'm guessing there's a lot of paperwork.
CommanderBear93
I might be wrong not I think they do that in Japan and if you die, they charge your family for cleanup
Euchale
It´s an urban legend that the Japanese Government has no interest in clearing up.
Ulthirm
Not a mandatory fine. Similar to parking tickets by a private company in a way.
justtruth
They passed laws like that in the US but for the idiots blocking freeways and intersections.
hammersquirrel
MonetaryPolicyAct1913
You are right. The stair would have sliced off his face.
StewedTomaters
And there it is.
Longbowgun
From what I remember: the foot probably saved dudes life pushing him out of the way before getting hit by a pointy part.
hammersquirrel
EvilDeadTed
rossmartinez73
Jesus Christ, how f'ing stupid are people.
Fluffierthanmost
Very stupid!
KibblesandBitchTits
3
herkyth
Is that a trick question?
Disclaimered
Stupid enough that an additional horn needs to be added that SCREAMS !! ** MOVE YO ASS BITCH **
Metals4J
Yes
Noob3rts
If you want to see just how stupid people are, watch this and try not to rip your hair out. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jJ9SuE2ncqk
jwebbmx75
God... damnit...
justtruth
Did you really want an answer for this?
CitizenPrime
Have you met people?
imagine1day
Don't ask questions you don't want to know the answer to.
Suikodenstar
Stupid as shit. Source: work in public transportation
RacecarRoadcar
Australians call public transport "pubic transport" because it's rubbish.
imagine1day
I am so sorry. Can I just say your work is undervalued and underappreciated? Because it is.
justtruth
Especially the herd thinning aspects no one wants to talk about.
Suikodenstar
Thanks. I’m usually taken by surprise when people wave or try to say thanks. I can’t react fast enough sometimes.
getadogupya
Choo Choo, motherfuckers.
xoverthirtyx
Remember the Dennis Hopper commercials?!
ferengischoolofbusiness
Lol
hugeyakman
Next station anal devastation!
GonzoRunner
AsLongAsYouLookLikeYouKnowWhatYoureDoing
T3hi84n2g
Jazzbuh
MEESE!!
KentMansleyWorksForTheGovernment
Two plus two is CHICKEN!
maincarrot
Who the hell eats half a cup of ice cream?
ZombieDK
Or only two fig newton's
maincarrot
two sleeves is a serving size.
GrimaceMusically
The big yellow one is THE SUN
riflechopper
It's a cup of dirt.
GrimaceMusically
YOU TOO
DILLIGAF197
I work for a railroad, i see people on the tracks all the time. We can’t stop quickly, you will die.
[deleted]
[deleted]
ThePedro8161
Engineer*
Scield
He can only change lanes If the conductor tells him to though!
Elenson
I worked with a crew of landscapers, and even we had a saying, “And that’s why people get hit by trains,” whenever something stupid happened
SirBillington
Had a friend who was an engineer for CSX, one of his friends hit 15 people...
justtruth
I know it's hard to make the argument but was it in purpose? Just don't tap the brakes.
NotAnotherDisneyPrincess
My city has railroad tracks in front of a Ferry terminal. So many idiots trying to cross the tracks by foot or car. Messes EVERYTHING up!
KnifeKnut
Needs fencing and grade separated crossing.
maninthedarkness
That or just go full Wastelander on the train. Spikes, fire, the whole works. Drop the bodies off at a fertilizer producer.
TobyKweef
To be fair, if they’re too dumb to move, they deserve it. I just feel bad for the RR people having to deal with it.
ThomasThundersword
someone once said the line he works for forcibly retires anyone who’s “driving” when the train hits someone. so as to avoid being>
ThomasThundersword
responsible for “to much” permanent mental trauma for the poor blokes. idk how true that is, just what someone said in an imgur comment b4
Upvotes4Everybody
https://youtu.be/E55t0lnp_8M
YoSoyMuffin
Risky click of the day
Upvotes4Everybody
To be faaaaaiirrr you probably knew where that was going
YoSoyMuffin
Honestly assumed gruesome train video...pleasently surprised.
DulothX
My hometown has some no-lights crossings and, after complaints from the locals, the trains stopped blowing the horn on pass-throughs.(1/2)
odinsleep
regardless of complaints by idiots the law says they MUST use their horn at the crossings.
DulothX
About 30 years ago, they blew the horn every time, even if the train was coming through at midnight. A decade or so later, they didn't. (1/)
DulothX
I don't know if this was a case of local ordinance that made them re-route trains at night; and they tried to get around it to save time(2/)
DulothX
since these trains were going less than 100ft from people's houses on some of these routes; if the engineers were breaking some law;(3/)
DulothX
My cousin and his friends died when their truck was taken out by a train at such a crossing at night.(2/2)
pondwouldbegoodforyou
Jesus that’s brutal, sorry
DulothX
Wait, you're the one who complained about the noise at night!? You bastard!
Laneskydoodlethe2nd
What a fucking muppet.
OtterAvalanche
Is that you james may?
Threeleggedcow
I hope it died don't need anymore stupid in the gene pool
iAML8
Shit for brains
DaShanghaiKid
The immovable object lost.
Esdog
An absolute drop gonk
Bubbells
Seems insulting to muppets
TheBlueMuppet
OI!
imagine1day
As much as I agree with your comment, I also think it's an insult to muppets.
ihadtochangeit
Had an American friend use this expression after a week in the UK. Also started using military time. What an idiot
flavivsaetivs
Muppets are a witty and humorous species.
Muppetman18
agreed
MarvinSuggsMuppaphone
Thank you!
CallMeMuppet
I agree.
Laneskydoodlethe2nd
Apologies
TheBlueMuppet
Yeah, same.
ThisIsTheShortestUsernameICouldFind
trentacusOG
Hey! I use that word like the way you are too.
Laneskydoodlethe2nd
One of us. One of us.
Arrrrgggggghhhh
To be fair maybe she's blind... and deaf... and couldn't feel the vibration of the train coming...
Erbicom2
Nah, just stupid.
PotatOSLament
She probably thought the train would be smaller than the tracks.
CallMeMuppet
What?
DontDoWhatDonaldDontDoes
A muppet... it's not quite a mop, it's not quite a puppet
Eddyrock
When an unstoppable force meets something too stupid to get out of the way
Soundoftesticles
When unstoppable force meets soft body
railgrinder
Cowcatcher's gonna catch
JayEnfield
MOVE BITCH, GET OUT DA WAY
DrDadJokes
GET OUT DA WAY BITCH GET OUT DA WAY
Anonisfun
I SAID MOVE BITCH
brownsugga
vandan117
Like a virus and anti vaxers
Eddyrock
I like you!
Anonisfun
greenstr
this is pretty cool
imadethisaccounttotellyouthis
My sister in law did this, yhe teain was doing 30mph and removed her left arm, gave her permanent brain damage at 35, with 2 children
ClearCoatedNutz
How did she get hit? Just not paying attention or fell backwards on the platform or something
imadethisaccounttotellyouthis
Unfortunately we don't know. She had her camera with her and she was struck from behind.
ahernandez
Why didn’t she move?
Eddyrock
That’s terrible!
Ransbear
Yeah absolutely uncalled for.
flacoloco
lessons learned on that day
DrDadJokes
learning a lesson after getting brain damage is like
ahernandez
Learned and quickly forgotten with that brain damage.
HighPriestessofSoFrickingTired
Wow, the train took her arm and knocked her up.
tehdubz
i snorted but i really shouldn't have...
ShenanigansForHireExperiencedBeerTasterAndCraicFacilitator
BunsandGuns
That’s fucked but I laughed
imadethisaccounttotellyouthis
"Ran a train" on her
theprofyte
If this was Reddit I would give you the gold.
greenstr
en shower
zKaito
Brain damage after it hit her?........ Are u sure about that?
SuperTacticalSandwich
Before too
soupiswhatitsoundslikewhenyoueatsoup
*"additional" brain damage
DonteHaversham
SuperTacticalSandwich
It's not hard to avoid being hit by a train. They literally only travel on tracks. She got what she had coming.
Boxxerturtle
Yup one stupid decision that was enacted without malice deserves a permanent physical disability and likely destruction of independent life.
TarekValon
Nobody "deserves" it, but it's not victim shaming to point out that A+B=C.
parasztarcal
She wasn't punished by anyone, she suffered the consequence of her own actions.
notashill
People have no respect for trains. Maybe because they dont move fast. People forget that mass is a big part of force not just speed
Anonisfun
Well... f=mv^2 so velocity is a much larger component overall. It's just the mass differential between a train and most things is huge.
massdefect3
Kinetic energy is 1/2 m v^2, force is m * a, momentum is m * v.
TheStreetForce
And when you add speed, say 100mph, the human body just explodes.
DocJungleRot
Pink. Mist.