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It's true you don't read about any Orc-women in Middle-earth. And this in turn has helped the misconception that there were no Orc-women, and that Orcs just spring out of mud pits in the ground!
That was not Tolkien's intention, as is here presented.
In a letter to a Mrs. Munby, in 1962, Tolkien wrote:
"There must have been orc-women. But in stories that seldom if ever see the Orcs except as soldiers of armies in the service of the evil lords we naturally would not learn much about their lives. Not much was known."
This may mean that their women were rarely seen, as with Dwarf-women, or that they sometimes joined battle but were not identified, since they were either fighting or dead (art by Michał Sałata).
The Orcs as known from the Third Age were, in summary, created out of corrupted Elves and Men:
"...Orks had a mixed origin. Most of them plainly (and biologically) were corruptions of Elves (and probably later also of Men). (...) the Orcs were bred from some kind of Men ..."
~ HoME 10; Myths Transformed; IX + X (art by LordHannu)
Therefore Orcs reproduced just as do Elves and humans [who together are referred to as 'the Children of Ilúvatar']:
"Orcs had life and multiplied after the manner of the Children of Ilúvatar;"
~ Silmarillion; III; III (photo of nebelmotte by Moritz Jendral).
We have one example of parentage. In the Battle of the Five Armies the Orc leader was Bolg, the son of Azog (art by Matt Stewart). Dwarf lord Dain had slain Azog 142 years prior* and Gandalf warned his friends (TH; The Clouds Burst):
"`The Goblins are upon you! Bolg of the North is coming. O Dain! whose father you slew in Moria.'"
* on the topic of Orc life-spans, see https://imgur.com/gallery/lAEU8rF
For more elaborations on a 'New Ring' and the What If-scenario: https://imgur.com/gallery/KmhIr7D
In case you enjoyed this and would like to read further Tolkien lore posts about characters, themes, objects and events, here is an index: https://imgur.com/gallery/axV2mPF
EvilDeadTed
I suspect female orcs were used as baby factories, so that Sauron's army could grow as fast as possible.
exiledparrot
This is fascinating also not gonna lie the orc girl in the 3rd picture is fine af
MongolianGod
Okay they do it through Doing the Nasty with Human girls! Like how Locusts from Gears of war tie down Berserkers and do the Hit and Run
waudey912
XeononSolomon
Its the beards
blortuston
Sauron had orc girlfriends. Middle Earth only knew Sauron as a cruel despot, but he could be quite sweet and tender to his lovers.
Ngugi
Haha ^^
DarkSock
Female orcs eventually settled down in Florida’s trailer parks and began procreating with guys named Kyle.
GUNxSPECTRE
Instead of cribs, they use a mound of cigarette butts and empty beer cans. Of course consumed through all trimesters.
StaggerRhythms
I'm down. I like my women with shark teeth
RicDiculous
14/8 would smash
Muunk
It's the beards
BallsToYouMyGoodSir
ThrillHouse2
Precastbubbles
Oh dang, I got here before Imgur told me you'd reached front page...I've never been ahead of the game before ^-^
Codemancw
Lmao, same. Ngugi is only person I follow.
Ngugi
aPokal
#4 The grey matter says danger. The red matter says fun.
DirtPoorFarmerSeedingUsersub
She looks like Gina Carano in cosplay. So 8m sure some peeps would eat that orc ass for all 5 meals a day
PooPculture
Would
Amesang
#5 "The Mother of the Wendol. She they revere…"
Krascara
So, if Azog was killed 142 years before, that means that Bolg was AT LEAST 142 years old (roughly). Orcs had quite long lives.
Ngugi
Presumably they could not become much older than so, an in such a society few likely ever even became 140, but aye, it’s a fair age for them
Rihn
Orc women are indeed ugly as sin... I've been to Aberdeen and, apparently, that is where they reside.
DirtPoorFarmerSeedingUsersub
Oh snap
DaisyTeddyBear
Tolkien wrote really good papers on old english literature too. Even his factual writing was fascinating and engaging.
Elenson
A woman I went to University with played one of the Orc extras in the movies. Don’t know which Orc though.
SmartAssWithAKeyboard
I always figured they fought alongside the male orcs, and that they're largely indistinguishable from males except upon close inspection. ew
Lightsmith
#4 10/10 would bang.
Orionsdick
Time to clap some orc cheeks
theflavorsavor
Totally would
SensualMeatball
I've always wondered - are the orcs evil by nature? Could their evil side be un-warped if anyone had the inclination?
Ngugi
Yes, as in their evil is theological, not biological. Morgoth's evil will is infused in their being; without it they wouldn't be Orcs. 1/2
Ngugi
Eru [God] may, likely noother, and likely will when the world is recreated to be free from corruption after Dagor Dagorath ["Ragnarok"] 2/2
drewgolas
Didn't tolkein flip flop a little on orc origin? I think later he decided that they couldn't have come from corrupted elves
Ngugi
Orc origin is a lore quagmire, there's lots of version. At end he tried to write Elves out of it, but as that cause other problems (with 1/2
Ngugi
chronology etc) the door was kept open. All taken together the most reasonable conclusion is an Elven start but in time most Men as source.
10tacles
HowWasThisUsernameNotTaken
Laius is such an idiot. Dungeon Meshi is one of the best manga I've read.
StaalTheNotQuiteSoUndefeatedAnymoreButNevermind
source?
10tacles
Dungeon Meshi. Dungeon exploring, adventure and cooking show here are some mimics i.imgur.com/qxzJCdt.jpg
StaalTheNotQuiteSoUndefeatedAnymoreButNevermind
thanking you!
UncleTomahawk
Why did Jackson not go the same route with the hobbits. Green screen everything?
ScoobyDooGotThatBooty
As someone who’s saw the original LOTR movies in theater, I think the hobbit movies were 10x better. No bitch Frodo for one thing
ScoobyDooGotThatBooty
Though I never read any of the books so I have no bias in that regard, I just enjoyed the hobbit for what it was and it was awesome
NespreSilver
The short answer: extreme studio meddling
TrueLegateDamar
Also PJ had no creative juice left, he literally just made up stuff as he went along.
NespreSilver
But it’s important to remember that he KNEW this & refused the job initially. When del Toro quit it was either step up or watch the film die
DirtPoorFarmerSeedingUsersub
You have managed the impossible @op . With your first paragraph, you have made an already entertaining series even more delightful.
DirtPoorFarmerSeedingUsersub
And EXTREMELY NERDY. With that meta- reference
Ngugi
DirtPoorFarmerSeedingUsersub
I hope you were as excited to write it as I was to read it
BarretXIII
interesting... Meanwhile in hentai land...
venomlash
How did I know someone here would have green fever?
SensualMeatball
Green fever lmao
FajitaPrinceofAllMexicans
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AdmJota
...what is lower-right guy doing with his hand?
aPokal
Adjusting.
FajitaPrinceofAllMexicans
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/644291715108175872/650364015511601153/DyLbC0gV4AA16Yw.jpeg
kojenk
Half elf bard
Nukefest2179
sauce?
FajitaPrinceofAllMexicans
I can hardly read it but it's along her leg on this one.
FajitaPrinceofAllMexicans
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/644291715108175872/650364015935094836/b3bb25e2054e1833d51e4bf8f3ec0d49e63485af_hq.png
aPokal
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