DoomFather

8586 pts · July 21, 2018


Don’t not do drugs. If prescribed.

It was at this moment he knew. He fucked up.

1 year ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Like kneeling and pointing at the sky?

1 year ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 0

All of these peoples are ladies. Lay deez across thine lips.

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A ballroom with a convenient printer nearby.

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It’s just locker room talk nbd.

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A physicist, a mathematician, and an engineer are trying to determine how much their poop weighs. The mathematician weighs himself before and after pooping and devises a formula for measuring fecal weight. The physicist fills the tub with water and measures his displacement before and after defecation to determine dooky heft. The engineer just shit on the scale.

2 years ago | Likes 28 Dislikes 0

And the Matrix trilogy is an allegory for trans people. Musky is a buffoon.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

With the fur on.

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What am I a joke to you?

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

A bumble cuck cluster fuck if you will.

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Kid rock writes music for people who know how much catalytic converters are worth at the scrap yard.

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No no No don’t look up!

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Most of the time. https://youtu.be/DWWK05t98os
This youtuber isn’t the best but the story was interesting enough to finish.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

She had the high voice.

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Your unmolested innocence?

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Damn college kids.

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We’re in a tight spot!

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When I served the best meal was tuna with noodles. Mix in the cheese packet and Tabasco sauce.

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They’d be really surprised by the allegory “The Matrix” presented.

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What?

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Unfortunately for you we’re past the height of merkin wearing phase in history. Fortunately for everyone else we’re past the height of merkin wearing phase in history.

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The fact that I have doubts it isn’t a false flag operation says everything about the weird magats. I’m waiting for the other shoe to drop where they have a “laptop” with “evidence” that it’s the democrats working with Iran.

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Does chump have a jamie?

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Or

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