DizzyDil

56 pts ยท March 31, 2016


You've come to the right person as I'm short and funny and love cats!

Stop your bitching and type it in, didn't you hear they need help!! Ha

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

What I'm like when the vibrator stops working!

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Don't hid the nipple ;)

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Put the glass on the coaster you fool!

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Same!

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

One good sports bra will do perfectly fine. I'm FF and Amazon have great ones. No issue what's so ever when running.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Where is this? Def not available at my salon :(

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

And what is wrong with us that you don't trust? Pfff your kind can talk!

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I want you soooo bad Ron!

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Same :(

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Gosh the things I'd do with that shower head!

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Is that what the doctor said about your penis?

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Helicopter? What!

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I know that I'm mentioning the two at the end, the thing looks like a dog vampire!

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

ARI GOLD!!!! Fucking love him!

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Are those his teeth!

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

just left the relationship so not in any rush & I'll find the right guy at some point meantime learn to love myself + finger here 4 comfort!

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Why so much hate! they are cute little things!

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That is disgusting!

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Going to be a tough journey, but an exiting one! :)

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Oh this is so sad

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I want to take a selfie too ;)

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Got this problem now- how do you fix this?!

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Same!

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

They never learn! Neither do humans noooo so let nature take its course!

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Wow didn't think this would get me hot and bothered!

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Ah k. It's cruel how would you like to be held onto by a lead?!

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

No silly I know it's floral but that shit goes onto a dog not a bloody cat!

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Thanks honey, I was super confused!

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It's a lot harder than you think, it's not as easy as walking away. You lose sight of yourself really, plus the intimidation blackmail etc

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0