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Jun 16, 2016 2:20 PM
MyExistence
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PentagramDreams
This dish washing one is too real
KayneArcheron
as much as I like bigger girls, the struggle is real and I don't envy the physical problems you guys have for a second.
Odoban
Don't forget infinity scarves look kind of ridiculous too.
binaballerina86
clothes made for "normal people" end up looking ridiculous. Have to go two sizes up in shirts to get the girls in, then it just fits wrong.
CrankyLittleStormCloud
Every single one of these is so true it hurts. ESPECIALLY about not being able to cross your arms and having to place hands on hips :(
ATransgenderedRose
The first one also applies for anyone with a large butt. finding a comfortable position in bed is hard.
JeanZedlav
Dear fellow busty girls: www.reddit.com/r/ABraThatFits
GoldberrySassdaughter
Yup. Especially for those of us who spent the first 13 years of our lives sleeping on our front
RedSheikah
Very petite. DD. I get asked all the time if they're fake. Who just goes around asking people if their body parts are real?
WhosYourSenpai
Seriously this. I learned a looong time ago to never ask a woman "when she's due", one would think the same would apply here.
RedSheikah
Right? You don't ask someone if their nose is real. Why would it be ok to ask about my breasts?
naturesfool
Fitted tops make me look porn star-ish, boxy/breezy tops that are so in style now look like a tent. (╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻
antipodalDr
The race diversity tells me this came from tumblr
Sethize
You say that as if it was a bad thing.
antipodalDr
It's not bad here, but there's a large amount of shit things coming out of tumbler that have an extremely high diversity for no good reasons
RyanMcFlyin
"Struggle"
AWolfWithShades
Girls complaining about big tits is like dudes whining about having a big dick. At the end of the day, you're getting off better than most.
imcurrentlyatabar
No. No it's not really like that at all.
FlamParadiddlediddle
Says the person who doesn't have big boobs
kungfucatattack
Say that to my old lady hump in 20 years as my giant tits malformed my body with their gravitational pull.
originalBabewiththePower
100% accurate. I had a 'friend' ask to motorboat my boobs and wouldn't stop staring at them... This was a grown woman.
AIDS
Can you blame her?
originalBabewiththePower
It was super uncomfortable for me when that's all everyone would talk about is my boobs.
attenbouroughlove
I had someone Honk my breasts at a formal party in front of some senior people . So humiliated. Not a great girl.
SomeGuyWhoSaysStuff
As a fat man I have many of these problems myself
FlamParadiddlediddle
Username checks out.
JamieMorris
https://youtu.be/dQw4w9WgXcQ
theunicorninyourkitchen
I did not expect this
JamieMorris
Good
druidzrok
i dig in the sand at the beach too omggg
imcurrentlyatabar
The day I discovered that I was absurdly happy. Also hides the cleavage/side boob to keep leering creeps away!
druidzrok
It keeps them cool too
happybunny88
So true but try being 5ft and have DD trying to get a jacket that looks cute
Wheresthatmeteor
I too, am part of this club
muwah
That's what I'm working with. People openly ask me if I've had a boob job.
happybunny88
I hate it when people ask me when did I get a boob job.
muwah
Without context it does sound like a weird complaint but having strangers and co-workers ask if you have implants is never not awkward.
muwah
I'm so self conscious about it anyway so I hate that /and now/ we're talking about my rack.
TheGrasshopperLiesHeavy
Why is she wearing suspenders anyway?
minabear
Because who cares?
tyconle
Women wear clothes for style, men wear clothes for function. Least that's how my experience go.
Nntropy
So she doesn't have to wear a belt
gewalt
women dont need suspenders. they have a waist.
mollyisthenameofmybicycle
My quads are super huge, so pants that fit comfortably around them usually require a belt or something to stay up properly. Runner problems.
mugglemom
I relate to 90% of this post.
jrindox
i rate this 5/7
jrindox
oh wait, this not 9gag
Idownvoteifunnyand9gagrepoststoimgur
Prepare your inbox....
JeanZedlav
Try reddit's /r/ABraThatFits. It really helps.
devasto
Wait, what 10% do you not relate to?
mugglemom
I don't go to parties where people are drunk enough to ask if they can motorboat, knocking things over, and overalls
devasto
Obligatory "Can I motorboat you?" comment. Does that help fill the quota?
mugglemom
Well, there it is, and no you may not
mugglemom
I mean suspenders
MedeaRodney
I have 38 EEE's. They forgot to mention eating and keeping shirts clean. No. I cannot eat over the plate my books go past the plate.
sendmeyourarmslikeliterallycutthemoffandsendthem
The trick is to roll your shoulders so you have terrible posture over the plate- it looks stupid but it helps!
IAimtoMisbehaveNotLikeThatOtherSpacePirate
I wore 38D or 36DD. Then I was professionally fitted. Turns out I'm a 34H. O.O
LittlePinkAnimal
haha, autocorrect strikes again :) (and yeah, that seems really annoying)
isthisnecessary
If you love the shirt, swallow your pride and tuck that napkin into the neck. No shame in keeping those stains off.
HonestlyImNotThatFunny
I like the diversity of the busty girls
minabear
The worst part is strangers asking you if they can touch them or motorboat them... Or they skip asking and just touch them ... :/
chaosundivided
guy with a big bushy beard here - yep, bars are like 50% "touch first, ask later". take a swig from your glass, suddenly fingers.
10glfan59
Do strangers really do that?
minabear
YES. It's infuriating.
RightInThePleb
That's straight up being a cunt, and I'm pretty sure alcohol is just gonna speed this up, cause they're dick enough to so it while sober
gewalt
I mean, tons of girls get familiar with each others chests. its not normally stigmatized like a man touching another mans junk.
minabear
It's most often women... So they think I won't mind.... But I do
Glumerlink
i've genuinely never understood that logic like...somehow because you're the same sex it's fine? Guys don't grab each other's junk
LittlePinkAnimal
who the fuck asks if they can motorboat a complete stranger?
minabear
Women in bars all the time.
BrowncoatFromNirn
Can confirm. When I was a waitress in college this was the worst part of the job. It isn't "cute" or flirty. It's annoying.
LittlePinkAnimal
That's... I mean I've gotten my butt pinched by women a few times, but that's just on a whole other level of weird.
minabear
I think they're attempting to be playful and funny. "It's not threatening because I'm a girl too" but it's uncomfortable as shit
LittlePinkAnimal
I'd find it pretty threatening if a stranger came up to me in a bar and asked if he/she could touch my balls real quick.
prinnnneh
What about seat belts?
Cynistera
Having boobs period makes seat belts annoying.
minabear
Extraordinarily annoying
prinnnneh
Really weird that isn't a bigger thing. Seems like a massive safety risk? Anyway, my female bunkbuddy is flat as a board, so she's safe :/
Nukichi
They are annoying. I got a ticket because my seatbelt wasn't on properly if I don't tuck it under my boobs its cutting into my neck.
LanieCakes
They don't sit right for me. In some vehicles the strap cuts into my neck.
prinnnneh
That's what I heard! You know those things that add padding on straps for backpacks etc? Maybe one of those could work?
LanieCakes
Probably, but I don't think about it until the seat belt bugs me lol.
pokebug666
That is a problem that flat-chested men encounter as well. It's why I used to wear my seatbelt incorrectly for literally decades.
LanieCakes
Hm. I've never thought about that before. I guess it would.
alancake
34H here. I still haven't found a sports bra that stops them moving enough to actually exercise without pain :/
10glfan59
Your poor back
imcoolipromise
That's why you wear a normal bra under the sports bra, it helps so much
soulofair
I'm a 34G and have had a lot of success with Moving Comfort. Amazon carries the line and it feels pretty true to size.
AnitaNewusername
I'm a size G and have a good one. Brand is called Anita (no seriously, coincidence). They are expensive though! I believe 60 euros or so.
attenbouroughlove
Try Freya underworked sports range so good. I used to run in them and I'm f . Hope it's good for you.
whatismynameagain
It's hard to even *find* a sports bra in my size
nwaw
That's why I lift instead of bouncing around doing cardio.
MethelyneBlue
I'm a 34E and I have one that I got that works. It was hella expensive and you're 3 cup sizes up so idk but it's worth a shot! I'll send it
MethelyneBlue
when I can.
spiritussancto
36J here, never mind it working, where do you find one that remotely fits?
kungfucatattack
Enell. Like a mini corset for the ladies bits. I can jump and all that (36I). Not the cheapest. But at our size, what is?
spiritussancto
sweet! thanks!
ilovepineappleonpizza
Enell...
kungfucatattack
For sure. Martial artist/grappler here with 36I ladies. ENELL saved me.
pepperminticecream
Enell makes the best sports bra EVER. I want to hand out little cards recommending them when I run marathons.
schlabbalappen
I'm mostly okay with my flat chest, at least it doesn't bother me in day to day life like those gazonkas would
whiteymcnight
Every guy will now look to see if you have any selfies
OnlyBurtonGusterGifs
Or albums
TheGrasshopperLiesHeavy
No selfies, can confirm
MightBeWisestToIgnore
You just want to keep them for yourself
TheNameIsBen
False, in her description she has a pic
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PorkFriedSquirrel
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supersecretaccount69
Dat ass
TheGrasshopperLiesHeavy
Would eat the booty, can confirm
WeHavePi
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assbad
is that really OP?
IwillfindwhoevergotmepermabannedandIwillkillyou
Yes, can confirm
MarshallSwayze
Looks like I was late to the party.
IwillfindwhoevergotmepermabannedandIwillkillyou
It's never too late my friend!
whiteymcnight
Thanks, very thoughtful and brighter my day
ComicBooksAndClassicRock
I have found that wearing a regular bra and then a sports bra over it helps with the whole gym thing.
GnomeAnn
In high school, a busty girl forgot her sports bra. We athletic taped her down. She wasn't about to attempt the 2mi without SOMETHING!
imcoolipromise
Hey I do that, it helps a lot
JeanZedlav
Try taking your measurements at /r/ABraThatFits and ask for some recommendations. Mine don't bounce when running anymore!
AlwaysSharkWeek
That plus adding a super tight tank top over it
shike
I do the same too!
ProfDrDrSpiderpig
What a brilliant plan! Thank you! I never thought of this.
CptnFlame2887
Champion also makes some really good sports bras in bigger sizes
TyffiBoo
yes! i do this with my regular bras too. makes them last a bit longer for me this way.
crimison
If I wear 2 bras (sport and regular), or built in bra and a sport bra, I get horrific neck and shoulder pain. :( I just go bra-less if I can
LanieCakes
Indeed it does.
DizzyDil
One good sports bra will do perfectly fine. I'm FF and Amazon have great ones. No issue what's so ever when running.
MayEll
I wear a camisole with a built in bra over my sports bra then my t shirt on top of all that when I woke out
isthisnecessary
Same! Except I wear bra + built-in bra camisoles under everything, every day. Reduces jiggle.
mycrazylife5891
I wear a bra and a camisole with a built in bra under my swimsuit otherwise they pop out.
synapticprogression
But the boob sweat!
binaballerina86
That's my LEAST FAVORITE THING EVER. Especially during summer in DC.
blueberrycupcakes
The regular bra will keep the boobs apart at least
spiritussancto
but where do i find a sports bra that fits? even the specialty store that carries my size doesn't have them
BeeAtPeace
I go online with Anita. http://www.anita.com/en_us/products/sport/support-level.html
ProfDrDrSpiderpig
I buy mine online. You can get proper sizes.
quespadilla
MMA/Boxing bras are made to have more coverage, so on big boobies they cover AND are pretty supportive.
binaballerina86
Or two sports bras...
foxtale11
I double bra it too! And then they canceled my favorite bra so occasionally tripple bra
binaballerina86
I'm not even that huge in the grand scheme of it! Boobs weigh a ton and they *hurt* if not properly restrained.
LadyTotesMcGoats
the reg bra is for support with the underwire, the sports is to keep it strapped in, 2 sports dont really give you that underboob suport
binaballerina86
I've never found an underwire bra that was comfortable enough regular daily activities, never mind exercising.
Naiirita
Suspenders were designed for men, so no, they dont take boob size into consideration.
trashbaby2k14
Men have boobs sometimes
iamthisguy247
Yes we do :(
bbyletmeluvudwn
*Triggered*
theczar90
I knew this would be up here
DatVoegelchen
Haha, nice!
rab1dhusky
signed in just to upvote
DapperBlook
I have boobs... FUCKING GYNEOCOMASTIA! IM ALREADY UGLY DAMNIT, WHY CANT I JUST BE HAPPY!?!
JasonWelcome
triggered
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LordOfLepidoptera
I almost puke every time I see that.
angrierpanda
Real man have boobs
AntonioAdorno
All men have boobs, how developed/large they are pertain to body fat and amounts of estrogen.
AntonioAdorno
For the first 5 months of development within the womb, all males are still technically females. It is at 5 months the changes occur.
angrierpanda
hence the nipples.
AntonioAdorno
And boy do they hurt when you get purple-nurpled
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EvenStevensEvenSemen
Fuck off buddy
Briandavi
What did he say!
JuniperSpaceWeed
I'm not your buddy, pal
rwidebrant
They're not you pal, friend!
CaptainRuse
One girl I knew wore a prosthetic for larger breasts to see what they were like and first thing she said was HOW DO YOU CLAP!
BilboSwegginz
Clap?
mustang2733
Where can I get these prosthetic breasts? As a boy (guy, man, whatever) I wanna know the feels!
whatismynameagain
Is there such a thing as a prosthetic for smaller breasts? Because I'd like to use that some days.
SubzeroAK
Titty clapping is a thing...
BrowncoatFromNirn
Busty girl problem #112... people telling you to tuck your right arm in when you're golfing. It's like... that literally isn't happening.
IDownvoteUnsaucedPosts
I literally can't partake in a (would be) hobby of mine; Archery. The bruises. The pain. The shame..
highstream
HOW CAN SHE CLAP!
StoptheInfamousElGuapo
I got that reference!!
Idownvoteifunnyand9gagrepoststoimgur
A+ response. Reference understood.
SweetBabyYeezus
HOW CAN SHE CLAP ME SIR HOW CAN SHE CLAP?!
CrapBagandSaladDressing
Jesus was a black Jew production.