Ron Swanson Quotes Dump

Jun 8, 2016 1:11 AM

PittsburghBoi

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I find this one mildly offensive

Can't go wrong with a "Swansonism"

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

I want you soooo bad Ron!

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I feel that last one

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"sting like a bee" so stab someone with a needle and kill yourself in the process?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This post:

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

#8 "We still never talk sometimes."

9 years ago | Likes 63 Dislikes 0

You beat me to it

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Any dog under 40lbs is a cat.

9 years ago | Likes 39 Dislikes 0

"And cats are pointless" Ron Swanson

9 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 0

Hello Tammy. Funny running into you.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Oh hey big boy

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

A man with a tie eh...WTF?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'm sorry but Tammy2 is badass. She's a freaking force of nature. Also his real wife in real life.

9 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

I love that scene when she's in the library and yells "DOES ANYONE WANNA HAVE SEX? ALREADY NAKED!" Ahhhhh it's too funny.

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

If only there were more men like Swanson.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

There are, but we're usually not caring enough to make ourselves known.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

'Ourselves'

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Heard so many good things about this show, tried to watch it, hated every second. Couldn't even make it through the first episode.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

The first season it pretty bad but I thought it got a lot better by the 2 season

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Maybe I'll try to start there, then. Worth a shot, right?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"You had me at Meat Tornado."

9 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

You've introduced a whole new meat delivery system to me..

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I'm so mad at myself for forgetting that one

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

"It actually killed somebody last year."

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

But... He eats shrimp. I just watched an episode where he eats shrimp.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It was covered in bacon though. I do believe that somewhat mitigates the seafood part.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

But he does say it is his 3rd favorite food

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Do you think that shrimp is a type of fish?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Shellfish

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The only thing I've ever disagreed with Swanson on is his stance on fish meat. That shit's good as hell.

9 years ago | Likes 52 Dislikes 3

I only like raw fish. I'm basically the weirdest person ever

9 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 4

I actually do to, unless it's salmon

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Same here

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Gollum?

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

But what about fish sticks? ;)

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Oh god that's so gross ;(

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Confirmed: you are not a gay fish

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Likely not raw fish that you are eating or you gunna die

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Sushi, you egg

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Lmao I know, i just never understood "cooked" raw fish. But people like it who am I to judge :)

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Not even smoked salmon?

9 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

salmon is fish for people who don't actually like fish.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 4

Not even seared tilapia?

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Nothing better than a pickerel pan fries on a beach after just catching it!

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Or fried catfish?

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Not even deep fried cod?

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Not even a poached miso black cod

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