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I find this one mildly offensive
Jun 8, 2016 1:11 AM
PittsburghBoi
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I find this one mildly offensive
jj2ispresent
Can't go wrong with a "Swansonism"
DizzyDil
I want you soooo bad Ron!
daveisamonster
I feel that last one
wolveswolveswolves
"sting like a bee" so stab someone with a needle and kill yourself in the process?
ICantBelieveThisUsernameIsNotRegistered
This post:
MisforMancy
#8 "We still never talk sometimes."
TacoAddiction
You beat me to it
UndeadGopher
Any dog under 40lbs is a cat.
PittsburghBoi
"And cats are pointless" Ron Swanson
RonSwansonApproves
Hello Tammy. Funny running into you.
PittsburghBoi
Oh hey big boy
Hellward
A man with a tie eh...WTF?
AnnieBahde
I'm sorry but Tammy2 is badass. She's a freaking force of nature. Also his real wife in real life.
Katielady089
I love that scene when she's in the library and yells "DOES ANYONE WANNA HAVE SEX? ALREADY NAKED!" Ahhhhh it's too funny.
JeepWoodSleepRepeat
If only there were more men like Swanson.
akshually
There are, but we're usually not caring enough to make ourselves known.
OmarNZ
'Ourselves'
MattyRain
Heard so many good things about this show, tried to watch it, hated every second. Couldn't even make it through the first episode.
PittsburghBoi
The first season it pretty bad but I thought it got a lot better by the 2 season
MattyRain
Maybe I'll try to start there, then. Worth a shot, right?
GiveAManASandwichAndHeIsFullForADay
"You had me at Meat Tornado."
SvprHanc
You've introduced a whole new meat delivery system to me..
PittsburghBoi
I'm so mad at myself for forgetting that one
GiveAManASandwichAndHeIsFullForADay
"It actually killed somebody last year."
ThrowdaFischbach
But... He eats shrimp. I just watched an episode where he eats shrimp.
HailLordCthulhu
It was covered in bacon though. I do believe that somewhat mitigates the seafood part.
Iwishiwasalittlebitmorecreativewhenitcomestoinventingusernames
But he does say it is his 3rd favorite food
Schmedes
Do you think that shrimp is a type of fish?
ThrowdaFischbach
Shellfish
FuckinWaySheGoesFellas
The only thing I've ever disagreed with Swanson on is his stance on fish meat. That shit's good as hell.
trashbaby2k14
I only like raw fish. I'm basically the weirdest person ever
spiceass9000
I actually do to, unless it's salmon
Obandigo
Same here
ValancyStirling
Gollum?
spiderpig2007
But what about fish sticks? ;)
trashbaby2k14
Oh god that's so gross ;(
spiderpig2007
Confirmed: you are not a gay fish
budthespudfromthebrightredmud
Likely not raw fish that you are eating or you gunna die
trashbaby2k14
Sushi, you egg
budthespudfromthebrightredmud
Lmao I know, i just never understood "cooked" raw fish. But people like it who am I to judge :)
Nottherealslimshadyjusthisbodydouble
Not even smoked salmon?
razetherunner
salmon is fish for people who don't actually like fish.
FuckinWaySheGoesFellas
Not even seared tilapia?
peanutbuttermashedpotatoes
Nothing better than a pickerel pan fries on a beach after just catching it!
RebelChicken
Or fried catfish?
ExcuseMeBearFuckerDoYouNeedAssistance
Not even deep fried cod?
humbook
Not even a poached miso black cod