DesertBloom

1852 pts · August 26, 2015


If the sons were young, you're lucky you didn't become a sex offender. Then again you're a chick.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

The chick was annoying as hell and forced everyone to suffer with her for the sake of being difficult.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Abortions exist for a reason.

8 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Kitkat is my friends favorite candy. Nestlé makes it in a peanut free factory, Hershey doesn't. He has a peanut allergy, we live in the US.

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Gotta go fast.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

He can be my daddy ;)

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 2

Mine used to be rutabaga, which i frequently forgot.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

They're coming out with a movie

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

This is one reason I'm not having kids.

8 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 5

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That's Germany's.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I wouldn't be able to ask for directions if I was lost.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Park further back where there are less cars.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 2

Or, now stay with me on this, control your children.

9 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 15

One every 3rd of a mile, which means the farthest a walkway would be from a person in theory is a 6th of a mile, is <100 total.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

There is also the need for it in hard copy file organization.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I've had one surgery I can remember and the surgeon who preformed it will be my favorite surgeon ever.

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I don't sleep with anyone until they've done std testing. Plus I'll still use condoms.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Well he burned the entirety of both tunes so here is hoping.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Well I learned something new. Most stories I've read, guys just say they iced their balls. I guess it's close enough to the nameless place.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yep, except it makes your belly button hurt instead of your balls. But sooo worth it.

9 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

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9 years ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 0

I don't use tumblr.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Uh? Because the post suggests to be glad to not be part of a group due to a controllable situation for the group.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Just any time some tells you you need a baby tell them you don't need opinions about your sex life. That tends to shut them up.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

I'm getting out in a month and I'm pretty excited.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

My fertility is going the way of the dodo lol

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

It's not required to get pregnant as a woman.

9 years ago | Likes 30 Dislikes 15

She might have difficulty breathing through her nose. It's a problem I have often due to allergies.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1