DesertBloom
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Apr 6, 2017 5:46 AM
DesertBloom
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stickemwiththepointyend
I giggled, +1
constantlyscreaming
muscletank
thank you
Youkidsandyourdankmemes
nightpop
LittleMsSparkles
My hairdresser got pregnant about 4 months after hers. Here's hoping yours sticks.
DesertBloom
Well he burned the entirety of both tunes so here is hoping.
mickison
Congrats on worry free Tinder hookups. Unless STDs concern you.
DesertBloom
I don't sleep with anyone until they've done std testing. Plus I'll still use condoms.
wazscience
ooooh, it get it
Zucheto
I don't :(
wazscience
She got her rubes tied so there no success kid to be born in the first place
DoseOfScience
Tubal Ligation is the female equivalent of a vasectomy.
playstation360
Now I get it, thanks.
WeShareTheSameSpace
Thanks! I learned something new today!
DesertBloom
Yep, except it makes your belly button hurt instead of your balls. But sooo worth it.
DoseOfScience
It doesn't actually make your balls hurt. It's the space just above them, but bellow your dick, which I don't think has a name.
wazscience
they snip the tube that connects your balls to your peepee, called the vas deference. thus the name VASectomy
DoseOfScience
They also tie them shut and cauterize the ends shut.
DoseOfScience
Now, your balls start to ache after a few days, but that has more to do with not being able orgasm for two weeks.
DesertBloom
Well I learned something new. Most stories I've read, guys just say they iced their balls. I guess it's close enough to the nameless place.
DoseOfScience
Yeah, the whole area is easier to apply the ice to.