Demaio

3173 pts ยท June 11, 2012


I've got whiskey and baseball bat and I'll do it for half his price!

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The fries were just changed. They're... better.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

My (now 12 year old) cat was on the streets for about 2 years. When I first got him he'd take food right out of your mouth. He's still apita

8 years ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 0

Are we going to talk about how terrible that hip throw was?

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Every time webcomics get me down I remember Sluggy Freelance has been updating regularly for 20 years. I haven't even read the last 10.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It's still probably going to be another 30 years before it's all done though

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Book 2 is actually way better.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I have fantastic news...

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Today I drank and cuddled my cats. Who knew I was such a good Catholic?

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Jokes on you they invented Pokemon GO.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It gets better. And then worse. And then better again!

8 years ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 0

I mean yeah he saves kids from sex slavery but god he's just such a tool.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

You ordered off the menu and said exactly what you want. That's pretty much best case scenario for a drive thru.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

At first everyone thinks they'll hate it because it's the least secure thing you could ever do with your money. And then they try it.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Ugh, Albertans.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It's clearly a ba da dee da da

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

There's one right across the street from my work. Axe Throwing, Golf Range, Minigolf. Never been.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

I'm pretty sure I still haven't so

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Wait in Waterloo? Oh... the other one.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Hey I just bought that! It arrives friday!

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It's too late, man. Brendan Small posted a while back they gave him a Hard No on any more Metalocalypse.

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

+1 For Neil Young that cranky ole bastard

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This is a level of patience I was unaware existed.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Facebook is pretty great if you unfriend shitty people. Life is a lot like that actually.

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

With fewer fingers it'll be easier to do next time.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

My neighbour smokes 24/7 and has never once offered to share. Screw that guy.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

No the next patch is just making the Aug/SG558 1 shot kills to encourage their use and two new boxes full of skins for them too.

9 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

Have you ever wanted to just cry and cry and cry but still feel like a man? Berserk.

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0