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Tylvian
I've given money to roommates before, trust me, I understand never being repaid.
irmageard
That's as close to an asswipe as he's ever gonna get.
Vanbytheriver
I got a sticker for voting.
FusRoDoodles
I mean sure he can't wash the other guys head but I'm sure he has other skills. Maybe he's a fantastic vocalist.
highways2zion
Puritans on Imgur, nice
ezezap
He still has a mouth to payback... just saying...
aurthadi
It should never be about what others can do for you, but what you can do for humanity
boobcat
Black Twitter is getting dark.
LostInTheRedMoonlight
he got really angry when he got gloves for his birthday
Pollyprissypants6969
So he's drowning him???
GiantBlueSpaceship
Africa has problems but also so much potential. Laos and Nairobi are shining examples, i hope they continue to grow and prosper.
ohthatsgood
If you're happy and you know it...
Munchman347
I was angry because I had no winter gloves, then I met a man who... lived in Miami, the prick...
Kalimitous
John Bunyan was from my town.
HaniiPuppy
Society flourishes when old men plant trees they'll never see.
PleaseMindTheGap
Holy shit snacks that's my gmail signature quote
DancingOnTheAshes
iirc the older man is blind, the guy with no arms carries a basket and tells the blind where to go and where stuff is. Repayin' a' plenty.
Gigimafaka
He still got that fire mouth
Hersy
Long sleeves or short sleeves?
ConstantStateOfAWE
Isnt doing something for someone who can never repay you rewarding as fuck? Isnt he kinda repaying you like that? Dunno
DrDoomRoom
I hear murder is very thrilling experience.
CindyWho4
Couldn't tell if he was trying to push him face down in the water, or press enough to snap his neck. Either way, old man is using force.
lastbutnotleast1
This man still has a mouth. I think a blowjob would be sufficient pay.
JuliaLoveStar
aahahaha
Captainplanetmotherfucker
I showed this my dad and he laughed and said that's just a romantic idea of explotation.
WOOPWOOPthatsthesoundofthepolice
sounds like a cool guy
Rapturr
The worst charades partner.
NR97420
Helen Keller
betterave
I put the prosthetic leg back on a man once. It had fallen off into an aisle too narrow for his wheelchair. He'd asked me to. It was weird.
LogarthSheppy
Sometimes people just need a leg up.
NR97420
....Tis... But... A ... Scratch...?
CrypticCheeto
siryutsalot
My kind of humor there... +1
HisRoyalSighness
wanderwaffle
pineapplesaremything
I bathe and feed my friend and play WOW for him since his disability is getting worse, and I volunteer at a fire station, but I wouldn't say
itsnotracistifitstrue
Whats his disability?sounds pretty bad
pineapplesaremything
Pretty advanced cerebral palsy. He's all there in the head, but can't use his body well. He can type with a Morse code type device
pineapplesaremything
That's "living". It's just fun! Cliche as it is, doing stuff without expecting stuff in return is feels good. I encourage everyone to try
SunsetDelightOnNearColdNight
if it makes you feel good, and you know it, and you do it for it, you are already expecting something from it. it's good tho
thdudedude
Close but not entirely true. Taking care of someone long term that depends on you alone is a great responsibility. It can be a burden.
pineapplesaremything
That's the thing though, I'm not sure if it's good for me. I used to be a CNA and had kids die on me. I take care of them till they die, and
pineapplesaremything
I know I help them live out their lives until they die, but it crushes me over time. It feels good to help them, but it kills me inside
SunsetDelightOnNearColdNight
what kills you inside is to know you are helpless and cant help them further than just that, because you see just how frail we are.
HenryHugglemonster
It really sucks how many countries in Africa are fucked and they all seem to use machetes as weapons of choice
rabidCOVIDphysician
Well that's about as much intelligent commentary as I could expect in 140 characters or whatever
Meliennis
It doesn't need reloading
hedonist222
Better than a flame thrower. At least with a machete you need to enter into close range combat.
tornadosandwich
True to Caesar
TwahaRamadhani
The first thing that came into your mind is why don't they have guns?
talenx114
Well not the countries. The countries have military forces at their disposal with decent guns, it's the people who use machetes not as weapo
CatilioPlaceresCannabicos
Central America too. That shit is scary
snowfork
"First thing they teach you in the cartel is what it's like to take a life."
thomasthetankimgurine
We are a truly fucked up species. We commit some massive atrocities in our own lands and then you see the shit elsewhere...depressing.
whatsisname
We're not fucked up, we're par for the course. Watch any real nature show, the earth is a brutal place.
devotchkagroobies
Machetes are actually useful for all kinds of things in the bush
losa219
Hands For Africa is an amazing charity that makes prosthetics for those maimed in African wars and diamond trade.
bouncebounceandtheclaw
How legitimate are they as an organization? I would like to donate as long as the money is used for that purpose.
MerToo
maiming is more demoralising and couter-productive for the enemy
GuW69
If you kill your enemy, his family will come after you, if you cripple your enemy, his family will stay and care for him. Thats why.
iLoveItWhenMyFingersSmellLikePussy
I would like to point out that the majority of countries in Africa are doing quite well. I hate the bad image Africa has due to ignorance
TheEldread
This x 1000
Feanor19
Read an article earlier today by some kids forced to kill by deash. Machetes and knife. 11yr cut off hand, 9 cut off foot, 5 stabbed the
Feanor19
Face and eyes. Victim bled out. Kids were forced to do it or them and their family die. Sadly so many comments were about "these are the
Feanor19
Monsters we're letting in" mostly European but also a lot of US comments. They're fucking kids forced into this shit. Where is the sympathy?
agrimm
Cheap and effective, unfortunately.
yuribotcake
Really cuts the costs down
Treblaine
More like they are common farm implements.
NiceLegsDaisyDukesMakesAMAAANOUTOFYOOOUUUU
I have one in the trunk of my car for protection. Better than wasting a bullet, and it'll scare the shit out of anyone who tries anything.
bongles
"whoa now, let's all calm down. If you don't mind pointing the gun away from me I need to go get something from my trunk."
RememberYourUserName
Shit, where do you live that requires a Machete for protection?
NiceLegsDaisyDukesMakesAMAAANOUTOFYOOOUUUU
I've had enough men approaching me in uncomfortable situations under the age of 15 where I feel it's necessary.
scooterific
Honestly before fight or flight completely kicks in i feel that a machete would make me choose flight more but I'm sure I'd run either way
JodyHighroller
Flight IS running away, unless you literally mean you're gonna fuckin see a machete and start flappin yer arms and peace out.
Kremithe
http://imgur.com/xSCZShp
scooterific
I know and thats what I meant but I realize that I just worded it really poorly
HenryHugglemonster
Yeah, ammo is expensive
LaserSalsa
And there's less things exploding in your face if you dont maintain it well enough
Azerai
You'd have to do some terrible things to an AK's grandma for it to blow up in your face
Istoleyourbooks
So don't maintain it?