DefinitelyNotACrow

145 pts · December 23, 2016


Yes, hello, it's me, the person who has made 5 facebook accounts so far (And doesn't have one they can even get in right now).

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Okay, I get that you got autocorrected, but I'm 100% putting a "Cup of Ever Asking" in my D&D game now, thanks.

4 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Thanks, I hate it.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

There really isn't a way of knowing how a character will turn out, but the more fun ideas are always a hell of a ride.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I mean, my kobold rogue that was convinced he was a knight after he stole an actual knight's certificate of pedigree ended up going well.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yes.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

winner because he said he supported HK's fight in an interview (the interviewers also got fired). We don't want action, we want impartiality

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

It's not that we want them to actively fight, but they recently took all the prize money from an international Hearthstone tournament 1/

6 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

OwO

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"One true Thor", we can have Terry Crews, Jason Momoa, Dwayne Johnson, just have them all goofing about, occasionally firing off lightning

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'm still waiting for an MCU movie that handles the multiverse, DC style, just imagine a bunch of Thors competing for the title of 1/2

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I played a Bladesinger for the first time a while back, and thought I was invincible with 30AC, but then the DEX saves happened.

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Yeah, but no-one wants to be the fully grown adult seen playing with kids on the park, that's how you get put on a register.

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Nah you got it wrong, they put tape on it because they didn't want it to fall apart. There is a crack there after all.

7 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Nah, it had the flu, that's poison damage.

7 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

By asking the football team to be rough.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The wet footprints probably, old man is the only wet one with that shoe type

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

A d100, so I could fuck up and he could take the piss, but I actually rolled 100, and that's how my Tabaxi Bard (TaBard) got married.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The only time I played a bard, I made an offhand comment about not needing to rent a room because someone's got a bed, the dm made me roll

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I got "70% of American Women have never had an emotionally satisfying relationship with a Republican". Thanks Adventures in a TV Nation.

7 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

I'm not sure if it's tragic or not, but Bahamut-senpai noticed him so after 4 levels of rogue, he's finally started down the paladin route.

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Sweet, my latest character is a Kobold that got dropped on his head as a child and is now convinced they're a brave knight.

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I have a very devout Christian mate who we caught on huniepop (thanks discord) and he still claims he didn't know what it was.

7 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Tell that to the official Disney porn vault.

7 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

It looks like they were all left waiting in a store for so long they came up with an entire dance routine from when their gfs come back.

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Just based on the memes, dolphins fuck us. They're hella nasty rapists.

7 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Secundus defecated here.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Is... Is Dwarf a class now? Can I prestige into smithing or elf-insulting?

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

It’s still got nothing on the duck from wakfu

7 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0