Jamaison
102385
1989
50
Apr 4, 2019 12:03 AM
Jamaison
102385
1989
50
dolphindreamsandsatan
Does it bring all the boys into your yard?
Mershkaderk
Nice Tamara Lempicka.
TheLastSpaceman
[steals painting] So long, jerkass!
tanfin123fs9
Go out in style my friend
Olaf111
Nice
StripTheFleshSaltTheWound
I love a good yard sard.
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Jamaison
Dude, it was done for the laugh.
ICompletedEngineeringOnTime
Their yard sale brings all the boys to the yard.
cre8majic
Tamara De Lempicka!!!
Hibbtygibitty
You have served us well, my friend. It’s a gift.
ObscureYoutubeReference
“I wonder why the weirdos are showing up to our yardsale...”
LeroyJS
de Lempicka!
SoberToast
Probably the last time as that sign costs more than what you'll get from the sale
allmostthere1234
My first yard sale i put batteries in my kids old toys so plp seen they worked. Bad idea. Battery:$1 Toy: 50cents lol
TheGreatWizpoo
25schmeckles
Damn that looks like a fancy yard sale, usually they say YARD SARD
jonnyb23
Gurage sail
DarkSock
It’s still all classy and shit on account of you put blue tape over the chick’s tooterbug...
Petkittiessucktitties4
...tooterbug. Amazing. New favorite word
rugby33whiskey
All that junk inside that trunk. That trunk that trunk that trunk that trunk
jonnyb23
What is she holding in her hand?
BeyondImpressed
For a sec i thought it was her boob
mrwhodat
Are the sex toys discounted or marked up?
snakeoilsalesman
12" for the price of 8"!
maincarrot
They come pre-seasoned and get better with use. Just like a good ol' trusty cast iron pan. Hefty and durable. Great for camping.
xxFLYBOYxx
More importantly, is there a "try it before you buy it" policy?
reclusivegiraffe
yes
BURNtheZEPPELIN
Rare gold edition, slightly used, I'll take off 3 bucks.
EmoBacon
yeah you didn't even include an address idiot
maninthedarkness
For those answering that the sign is right at the sale, I think the commenter wanted to know where it is.
SageOfDepth
Clearly this is right off the driveway of the sale in question
DrSharkbite
irrelevantsentence
More!!! Please, for the love of Buddha, more!!
namemcnameface
16 year old me probably would
25schmeckles
Who is downvoting two couch arms?
mlxlm
People who were disappointed when they realised they we're jerkin it to couch arms
Cleverify
Stupid sexy furniture
ovastanda
INJECTHEROININTODICKANDDIE
I'd hit it
ItsCaptain0bvious
WishIWasHighOnPotenuse
That ceiling has a nice rack!
AlexandriaLibraryXYZ
Can I penis?
nugo520
yes, you can penis
thomaseron
I don't know. Can you?
CrosSyndicate
Boys I'm sorry but....I think imma have to fuck this couch.
CossackHD
Where are those greentexts?
CrosSyndicate
Be me.
CrosSyndicate
Fucking this couch.
CrosSyndicate
Mfw
AmeliaBeloved
I'm not sure I've ever seen a butt censored that way before. Is the division of the cheeks the offensive part of a butt?
SergiousMaximus
It's a crack crackdown.
SofaKingSpecial
The word butt means the place they butt up against one another. The glutes are fine, but the butt gets covered, I don't know the rules.
KeysAndFlowers
I see it done that way a lot with back/butt tattoo pictures. Not sure why the crack is offensive
AmeliaBeloved
Because it's cocaine.
JustAPileOfCats
It's called the Cleftal Horizon.
Goodnewwseveryone
covering the butthole
ChairmanGoodchild
It works that way for the front butt.
shovethis
This opens up a lot of interesting questions
andachairaswell
Maybe there is a dick under the blue strip.
JustAnotherKyloRen
I think it's the * even if it's not visible
Russlush3
Generally on social media, similar to the way you can show side boob but no nip, you can show side butt but no hole.
DefinitelyNotACrow
Nah you got it wrong, they put tape on it because they didn't want it to fall apart. There is a crack there after all.
MikeArclight
the sign is outside in a neighborhood; theyre just covering their asses
PapaNurgleLovesYou
Great band name; "Division of The Cheeks"
mediocredreams
Called it!
Sachingare
That gives the whole "turning the other cheek" thing a whole new meaning
limonchiki
Fun fact: in one episode about hannibal they flayed two naked people open and made wings from the skin of their backs. what they had to
limonchiki
censor were the buttcracks. So they used even more blood that trickled down and made the crack invisible. makes perfect sense, cause imagine
limonchiki
if someone saw the buttcrack of two bloody, maimed corpses! somebody think of the children!
ShiftingPattern
Technically yes. It's the only part of the butt I'm not allowed to expose/work on as a massage therapist.
Grivarn
Story time
ShiftingPattern
I went to a really nice massage school where I was taught the ins and outs of the legal code for massage therapists in my state and others?
AmeliaBeloved
Unless it's the good kind of massage, you mean.
ShiftingPattern
Until I find some rich friend to adopt my other half and I, maintaining my license is too important. I give off a Mr. Rogers vibe anyway.
AmeliaBeloved
There's no license removal if they're secret consensual rubs!
ShiftingPattern
Are you familiar with the adage "The shoemaker's children always go barefoot?" See my other post from this evening about being in agony...
chrispduckling
And does that mean she has a sideways minge?
Pandwan
Asking the real questions here.
kingdigbick
Must be asian
He4rtless
Let me see that horizontal smile
LordSyphilis
+1 for minge. It always makes me giggle
shovethis
Quite like “mick” myself hahah
pvublicenema1
#mashthegash2016
Nathanfake
Don’t all women? And breasts feel like bags of sand, of course.
SadAndFat
Of coarse
BeneGesseritConspiracyTheorist
A fellow breast connoisseur, I see
84VortecK20
So true! Reminds me of when I sex my girlfriend... She goes to a different school. You wouldn't know her.
matchugegs
Nathanfake
You did not understand that reference :(
matchugegs
I was trying to find a reaction gif of Paul Rudd & co. at the poker table, but Britta was the closest thing I could find http://i.imgur.com